🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Obscura539]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

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Ethan is fully integrated into the internet. He can no envision a life without being plugged into social media.

 

[AnOminous]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

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Whoa he hasn't tweeted in almost a day? Ethan Ralph wouldn't know what that would be like. Maybe it's called having a life you fat little bitch.

 

[genericwhitemale]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

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I love how his argument for the past couple days has been "Ah leev in Jeem's head rent free, motherfucker, that's the ded hanest troot", but he does a victory lap when Jim is afk for less than a day.

 

[msd]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

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Probably being with his family ralph

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

"It's been 23 hours, 12 minutes and 48 seconds since that loser who's obsessed with me, metocare, has tweeted. Really waiting to hear what he has to say!"

 

[Victory Leo]

Probably being with his family ralph

I think you're going to have to go into some detail on what that means, piggy doesn't really know what any of those words are.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This shit for brains. Jim is notorious for going AFK for weeks at a time. Yeah, Ralph can’t imagine doing that without having another heart attack.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Holy shit Ralph that is fucking pathetic, the guy has a family, friends, and is suffering from a terminal disease. Unlike you, most people don't spend 24/7 checking what others are saying about them on Twitter and KF. You keep exposing how you live your life 100% on the internet, don't have anything outside of it (as much as you like to pretend, remember you told Metokur "this shit is mah laif") and how obsessed you are with Metokur and anything he says.
Maybe he had a doctor's appointment, maybe he's spending time with family, or maybe he's helping his wife get that restraining order on you after all your threats you obsessed weirdo. Either way, I doubt Metokur thinks of you every second of the day, don't you love to brag about having children? Go spend time with at least one of them.

 

[instythot]

Perhaps he has something related to his canceraids that requires him to be elsewhere, or he has things to do elsewhere.

Once again, his gotcha isn't what he thinks it is when you think about it.

Has canceraids man not had "disappears from the internet for weeks or months at a time" at the top of his character sheet for something like 7 years now?

 

[MediocreMilt]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

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>less than a day passes without a Jim tweet

CANCERMAN BTFO!!!!!!

 

[Slimy Time]

Has canceraids man not had "disappears from the internet for weeks or months at a time" at the top of his character sheet for something like 7 years now?

Yes, it was a trait of Jim for years, but apparently not being on twitter for less than a day makes him some kind of pussy, unlike the Ralphamale, who spends all his time on twitter defending himself.

 

[Hamdulilah]

Looking forward to one year from now, with Meigh gone and another restraining order against him. People will ask him in chat about Cozy Rozy and he will respond with "I don't know who that is, actually".

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I think Metokur died because his body didn’t have the will to fight anymore after his top guy got taken down

 

[AltisticRight]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

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No idea, perhaps he is doing real life stuff, ever thought about that?
What a fucking stooge.

 

[MeltyTW]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

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... this isnt even funny its just sad people cant even conceive of an existence where you spend not even a full 24 day off of twitter. this just screams "my childhood sucked and i have daddy issues and i cant form normal healthy relationships and im going to make that your problem"

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

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Are you worried yet Ralph?
Listen to the thunder.
Put on the dress.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

... this isnt even funny its just sad people cant even conceive of an existence where you spend not even a full 24 day off of twitter. this just screams "my childhood sucked and i have daddy issues and i cant form normal healthy relationships and im going to make that your problem"

Jim tweets: sad lonely cancer man obsessed with me!

Jim doesn’t tweet: cancer man’s scared!

 

[Smarty Pants]

Jim's probably in the hospital or something. He was clearly too ill to go on the Rakeback the other day.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Jim went to buy cigarettes at 4 am but the dude working graveyard had the sniffles
Rip metacare

 

[ddlloo]

Plot Twist, Jim is busy heading to Ralph's house instead.