Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[Asmobaby]

Eh, I think part of it is also just like attracting like. There's also t4t trans men and t4t hetero couples. Though I don't doubt that a lack of interest from cis women is contributing to the rise in t4t transbians.

Then I hope eventually they'll just accept having their OWN tranny lesbian apps. Why invade the cis-lesbian ("terf") ones, since they seem to hate us so much? Maybe the next generation of trannies will be more "based"? Lol we can only hope.

Also my brain kinda just shorted out typing all that stuff.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

If you're using this thread to argue about shit while posting walls of text and you can't be bothered to even post an image tax you're going to catch a threadban. I'm here to laugh at repulsive profiles of men, not scroll through pages of text.

 

[Blasted Heath]

I got to meet a true and honest woman straight off HER the other day! I need therapy. Sorry, no pics, but I figure it's relevant to the thread. I'll try to keep it short. Changed some details for privacy.

One of my old friends is bi and sadly drowning in gender koolaid. We went out for drinks with few others and, midway through, she mentions that she met this trans girl on HER...and that this girl just got off work...and that she could meet us at the bar...

...fast forward a half hour, and I was torn between laughing my head off and making a mad dash for the exit. This dude was a walking stereotype. Somehow, he managed to waddle his fat ass around like a FAS toddler and tower over everyone there at the same time. His lipstick was garish, his hair was greasy, and his dress -- I don't want to talk about his dress. He had good hygiene aside from the hair and he wasn't dressed like a 2000s hooker, I'll give him that.

It would've been funny if he wasn't so damn creepy. Fake falsetto, zero-context sex references, wayyy too touchy-feely. He kept trying to get group pics "with all us girls!!". Uncanny valley as fuck.

She hasn't been in contact with him since, so I guess she isn't a lost cause. Gimme alllll them rainbows.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I was torn between laughing my head off and making a mad dash for the exit. This dude was a walking stereotype.

Petition to make this the thread subtitle.

 

[Apis mellifera]

If you're using this thread to argue about shit while posting walls of text and you can't be bothered to even post an image tax you're going to catch a threadban. I'm here to laugh at repulsive profiles of men, not scroll through pages of text.

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Call me MATI but it will never cease to piss me off when people don't work out regularly. The human body is a mechanical marvel and is literally built to exercise, it's a serious waste of potential. Mind, I get just as annoyed when people don't put their massive ape brain to good use, we, as a species, are so good at problem solving and thinking creatively, and if people don't use that in some fashion, by learning CSTEM, writing, music, art, or whatever, I'm just as disappointed.

It would've been funny if he wasn't so damn creepy. Fake falsetto, zero-context sex references, wayyy too touchy-feely. He kept trying to get group pics "with all us girls!!".

No matter how much they "feel like women" they will always have the behaviour of men. lmao

 

[Blasted Heath]

Damn, you just gave me more motivation to keep working out! As if spending an evening with a creepy troon wasn't enough lol

I honestly would rather he was just a normal dude being weird at the bar. At least then people would have more social standing to speak out against him, and at least then he would've been...garden-variety creepy instead of, y'know, that.

 

[Liquid Kitchen]

Hello, I have finally returned.

Please enjoy

"Annie"

Spoiler: Annie

"CeCe's" face scares me

Spoiler: CeCe

This specimen is called "Chasity"

Spoiler: Chasity

I think he may be an oger

Last one for now
"Ember"

Spoiler: Ember

I can't help but think that he might have diapers back there somewhere.





His face is creepy, this expression he put on makes it even worse.





Not surprised his freak "works" at Starbucks

I will try and post some more later this week, been busy.

 

[neverendingmidi]

This specimen is called "Chasity"

Spoiler: Chasity

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[/SPOILER]

I will try and post some more later this week, been busy.

"Chastity" chose the right name. Nobody is ever going to fuck that so they'll be chaste until he dies.

 

[garbage cake]

crossposting from the Sideshows thread. Happy Pride Month ya filthy animals

the HER app has done polls & research on the rampant transphobia plaguing their userbase, and has made way for the realest of women, the most honest of lesbians. I applaud the success of their terf crackdown efforts. Ambrosia deserves to be there!
rarely does one HER app profile have it all:

• Chris Chan vibes
• Kevin Gibes vibes
• endless creepy posts
• hilarious whining posts
• complaints about getting scammed
• disgusting selfies
• registered sex offender pedophile arrested for possession of 600+ images

Ambrosia Luna Noire

Spoiler: HER app profile

Spoiler: endless posts (gross)

seethe, cope, repeat:

Spoiler: with replies

tl;dr this clueless helpful woman's replies, my sides

"I'm masturbating to your pics, why won't you match with me?"

Spoiler: all creepy posts

not wanting this man in your locker room is bigotry, sweaty:

blocked & scammed:

Spoiler: scammed

Ambrosia Luna Stricker / Ambrosia Luna Noire


facebook.com/ambrosia.noire.7 (won't archive)
facebook.com/people/Ambrosia-Noire/ (won't archive)

OffenderRadar sex offender record (archive)

HomeFacts offender record (archive)

LocalCrimeNews arrest record (archive)
Snapchat ambrosia_noire (archive)

 

[An empty shill]

Normally, I'm not the type of person to say this but...
Making lynchings illegal was a mistake.
Especially in regards to these two...
I pray to whatever God exists no one falls prey to them. And in the second ones case again...

 

[Quack_Quack]

Hello, I have finally returned.

Please enjoy

"Annie"

Spoiler: Annie

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Going to guess you need to open Annie's 4th eye as his 3rd is still between his legs

 

[Brutality]

"Ambrosia" has cracked my top 5 ugliest Troon specimens ngl

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

If you're using this thread to argue about shit while posting walls of text and you can't be bothered to even post an image tax you're going to catch a threadban. I'm here to laugh at repulsive profiles of men, not scroll through pages of text.

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I'm fresh off of Zinnia's thread so maybe I have troons larping as moms on the brain, but is this guy trying to look like a mother on the maternity ward? He looks like he's wearing his ratty comfort robe from home and drab hospital-wear if hospital clothes came in digital houndstooth.



The only thing missing is a hand resting "maternally" on that fat gut of his.

 

[TheBeanz]

crossposting from the Sideshows thread. Happy Pride Month ya filthy animals

the HER app has done polls & research on the rampant transphobia plaguing their userbase, and has made way for the realest of women, the most honest of lesbians. I applaud the success of their terf crackdown efforts. Ambrosia deserves to be there!
rarely does one HER app profile have it all:

• Chris Chan vibes
• Kevin Gibes vibes
• endless creepy posts
• hilarious whining posts
• complaints about getting scammed
• disgusting selfies
• registered sex offender pedophile arrested for possession of 600+ images

Ambrosia Luna Noire

Spoiler: HER app profile

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Spoiler: endless posts (gross)

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seethe, cope, repeat:
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Spoiler: with replies

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tl;dr this clueless helpful woman's replies, my sides

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"I'm masturbating to your pics, why won't you match with me?"
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Spoiler: all creepy posts

not wanting this man in your locker room is bigotry, sweaty:
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blocked & scammed:
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Spoiler: scammed

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Ambrosia Luna Stricker / Ambrosia Luna Noire
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I was having a good old laugh at Ambrosia's tirade of hornyposting until you got to the sex offenders registry.

These fuckers shouldn't be allowed onto dating apps if they're on the register, surely?

 

[Dream_Cooter]

"Ambrosia" has cracked my top 5 ugliest Troon specimens ngl

Ambroshia is Kat Bjelland to Kevin Gibbs' Courtney love.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I'm fresh off of Zinnia's thread so maybe I have troons larping as moms on the brain, but is this guy trying to look like a mother on the maternity ward? He looks like he's wearing his ratty comfort robe from home and drab hospital-wear if hospital clothes came in digital houndstooth.

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The only thing missing is a hand resting "maternally" on that fat gut of his.

There's a solid chance he wears that alien mask in the background while he jerks off...

 

[Ruin]

All of this is just so fucking unnecessary. There are tons of bi chicks into feminine looking dudes. Everyone apart from the most freakish looking ogres could be out getting laid but instead they're sitting at home crying and jerking off into the same cumsock.

 

[Din Djarin]

Jesus Ambrosia sounds like he's one step away from hurting someone. What a creep.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

CeCe looks 14 and not in a good way

 

[Martha Speaks]

Any chance we could get Ambrosia's deadname here? The arrest date was 2015, I doubt they had already trooned out at that point, surely the criminal record with the deadname is out there somewhere.