Containment What SHOULD Chris's fate be? - Gay CWC fanfic edition

[A-№1]

I'd rather see the damn building get bulldozed,

That's wasteful. Honestly, it's not a bad house once Chris and Barb are expunged from it. Like most things, really.

but he'd probably show up no matter what went up on the lot afterwards.

Seeing Chris return to a warm, inviting, lived in home where he is no longer welcome would be much more satisfying than seeing him return to an empty lot (where he'd probably nest in the rubble).

 

[Not A. Yankee]

That's wasteful. Honestly, it's not a bad house once Chris and Barb are expunged from it. Like most things, really.

I wouldn't want to be the poor bastard that has to clean out all their junk.

 

[A-№1]

I wouldn't want to be the poor bastard that has to clean out all their junk.

It's not that bad if you have a pitchfork and a wheelbarrow.

 

[Ophelia]

I wouldn't want to be the poor bastard that has to clean out all their junk.

As far as we know, there aren’t any corpses in the house and it’s possible the bugs haven’t completely repopulated since the fire. So it wouldn’t be the worst hoarder house out there.

 

[A-№1]

So it wouldn’t be the worst hoarder house out there.

Hoarder houses aren't the worst. They're just filled with garbage you chuck out.

The worst are houses the street kids have gotten into and nested. Those are full of once good things turned into garbage. Also hoarders don't intentionally break things looking for copper pipe and wire to recycle for drug money.

tl;dr: You generally don't find a lot of used condoms and syringes in a hoarder house.

 

[Ophelia]

Hoarder houses aren't the worst. They're just filled with garbage you chuck out.

The worst are houses the street kids have gotten into and nested. Those are full of once good things turned into garbage. Also hoarders don't intentionally break things looking for copper pipe and wire to recycle for drug money.

tl;dr: You generally don't find a lot of used condoms and syringes in a hoarder house.

No, but you might find animal corpses.

The point is, anyone cleaning out the Chandler house has seen worse.

 

[A-№1]

No, but you might find animal corpses.

Better than baby corpses. And that's all I'm going to say on that.

The point is, anyone cleaning out the Chandler house has seen worse.

Any professionals, yeah, but what if Cole does it to save money on the flip? If you think he hates Barb now…

 

[Ophelia]

Any professionals, yeah, but what if Cole does it to save money on the flip? If you think he hates Barb now…

He would take a single step inside, turn around, and call a service. Like that gif of Abe Simpson walking into the Springfield burlesque house, seeing Bart there, and walking right back out.

Anyway, Chris should be crushed between two elephants.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

In the hypothetical scenario of me having powers i would probably cure his autism, remove his overinflated ego and/or narcissism, take away really any mental deficiencies or character traits, basically make him into a well adjusted and fully functioning human being. Then the realization of what he’s done would kick in.

It would be like one of those books/movies where the character has amnesia and then discovers that they were actually a murderer/rapist/other sort of horrible person. Imagine a well-adjusted amnesiac Chris discovering the CWCki and having to watch his old videos and read articles about himself.

tl;dr: You generally don't find a lot of used condoms and syringes in a hoarder house.

You'll definitely find used items full of comeuppance in 14BC. Quite possibly used condoms with Chris juice on the inside and Barb skin scrapings/mucus on the outside.

 

[Jack Awful]

It would be like one of those books/movies where the character has amnesia and then discovers that they were actually a murderer/rapist/other sort of horrible person. Imagine a well-adjusted amnesiac Chris discovering the CWCki and having to watch his old videos and read articles about himself.

Yeah, curing him would probably be more cruel than letting him rot.

 

[Master Xehanort]

I don’t know if this means anything but I see that 14 Branchland Court has a Movoto page. I guess it says sold since 2019. Anyone wanna explain this? https://www.movoto.com/ruckersville-va/14-branchland-ct-ruckersville-va-22968/pid_xhxikun2oh/

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I'm holding out hope he ends up actually being interdimensional Jesus.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I hope he gets more obese during his stay in jail.

 

[Melankia]

I don’t know if this means anything but I see that 14 Branchland Court has a Movoto page. I guess it says sold since 2019. Anyone wanna explain this? https://www.movoto.com/ruckersville-va/14-branchland-ct-ruckersville-va-22968/pid_xhxikun2oh/

Remortgage probably

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I hope Chris gets out of jail scot free, as he likely will, then gets given government housing and in the impending economic crisis meets a nice true and honest sweetheart who needs a place to live and the combination of his housing/meal ticket/creative vision allows him to woo her.

Then a few years later when they're both older and their genetic material has had time to..."mature", they finally decide to have a child and together produce Crystal Weston Chandler, a creature so autistic they circle around to become a god among humans. Then hopefully she becomes a world renown artist taking her father's legacy of sonichu and turning it into a beloved franchise worldwide to make her dad proud while the haters all sit around single and childless shaking their fists. "But I'm autistic and I'm better than him!" They'll scream. "Why does he have a place to live and a spouse and a child like he's always wanted and I don't?! We're all better than him, we all agreed!" and Chris simply laughs in response; "Haters to the left".

That would be Chris' fate if the world was just.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Instead of a Sonichu Medallion, Chris should be forced to a placard that says "I raped my mother, and I'm a degenerate."

Lets be honest: there are some autists that wear placards to tell people of their condition. Chris is going to be doing society a favor here.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Instead of a Sonichu Medallion, Chris should be forced to a placard that says "I raped my mother, and I'm a degenerate."

Lets be honest: there are some autists that wear placards to tell people of their condition. Chris is going to be doing society a favor here.

Please be patient, I'm a rapist

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Someone who goes by the name of "Sebastian Valerius".

He messed up the suitable punishment though, If capital punishment truly fits the crime, then instead of a firing squad they should give him an electric chair, you know zap to the extreme and all that jazz, a poetic end to the disgusting motherfucker.

Something Chris really hates. Death by 1,000 pickles. With AIDS.

 

[A-№1]

You'll definitely find used items full of comeuppance in 14BC.

Orange Fanta flavored.

Quite possibly used condoms with Chris juice on the inside and Barb skin scrapings/mucus on the outside.

I'm not so sure about that. Condom money can be better spent on some lego. I could maybe see Chris having some condoms left over from the hooker incident (who sensibly insisted on them), reusing them over and over (without washing them out, obviously), but would they have lasted this long? I can't see him wasting tugboat on new prophylactics.

Is there a way to tag my own posts as horrifying?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Imagine the rage once he reads the diagnosis as either "Low Functioning Autism" or "Socially Retarded" (yes an ambulance can give you that diagnosis)