DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

-No, I am not going to add him to get more photos if people are wondering that.

gay. send him a link here and tell him we love his work.

 

[Shabobus]

I'm surprised the paranoid retard doesn't have an axe in his care in case Tevin shows up to mug him, after all aren't all black people criminals who steal purses and shit?

You haven't heard the legend of his door hatchet.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Guys, the picture is fake and i can prove it.
1. Phil doesnt drive
2. Kat has a hot swimsuit model body and shes hot.
3. Phil wouldnt expose himself to social interactions
4. Kat is hot remember that.
5. Refer to #1

All from the most reliable source for detractorism: Trust.Me/Bro.com

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I'll introduce myself here then.

To put it simply, I was the one who posted the image to the discord. I don't know why I didn't see this coming but I guess I'm just truly that fucking retarded. So I'll answer a few things and probably be on my way since the whole thing is very simple.

-I did not take the photo. TLDR; me, a friend and a mutual were in a discord call three months ago playing some guilty gear strive. We talked about a lot of shit and DSP happened to have come up. The mutual mentioned he worked at the supermarket that Phil frequents and showed the picture as proof. Simple as that to be honest.

-No, I am not going to add him to get more photos if people are wondering that.

Pass a message to your friend for me: "Thank You, Sir!"

 

[GuiltyGearPlayingSperg]

Can he confirm for certainty it's Kat in the picture? Or has he already?

I believe it is but I know some don't - so some closure on that at least would be appreciated.

Also, if I am understanding you correctly, he's not a 'detractor' but knows of DSP and circumstances lined up for him to take one random photo one day - that sound about right?

-We actually don't know if its Kat or not, though it did come up. Frankly we were just making jokes that it was a friend of his. Which is weird since he genuinely has none.

-You pretty much nailed it though. He knows of DSP and doesn't like him, but I'd say hes far from a detractor

 

[Pargon]

He knows of DSP and doesn't like him

So a regular person.

 

[l o l]

To put it simply, I was the one who posted the image to the discord. I don't know why I didn't see this coming but I guess I'm just truly that fucking retarded. So I'll answer a few things and probably be on my way since the whole thing is very simple.

The fact that you uploaded the photo to the discord to begin with, unprovoked, I applaud you.

 

[Corpun]

You haven't heard the legend of his door hatchet.

I have. Both of them in fact.

I just wish he showed proof of them because I bet they are dainty little things and not a fire axe.

 

[RougeRed]

I'll introduce myself here then.

To put it simply, I was the one who posted the image to the discord. I don't know why I didn't see this coming but I guess I'm just truly that fucking retarded. So I'll answer a few things and probably be on my way since the whole thing is very simple.

-I did not take the photo. TLDR; me, a friend and a mutual were in a discord call three months ago playing some guilty gear strive. We talked about a lot of shit and DSP happened to have come up. The mutual mentioned he worked at the supermarket that Phil frequents and showed the picture as proof. Simple as that to be honest.

-No, I am not going to add him to get more photos if people are wondering that.

If he ever needs some extra cash, there are a few tractors here that would pay good money for recent photos and gayops. Just sayin'.

 

[Elbe]

-You pretty much nailed it though. He knows of DSP and doesn't like him, but I'd say hes far from a detractor

"You're never more than 10 feet from a detractor" - Phil Burnell

 

[Pargon]

I have. Both of them in fact.

I just wish he showed proof of them because I bet they are dainty little things and not a fire axe.

You just know it’s one of those neon orange jokes that aren’t even a single piece of steel and that come in one of those $50 “SURVIVAL AND PREPAREDNESS” packs that come in clamshell plastic. The head would snap right off the moment it came into anything approaching swift contact with a solid object.

I’d have more respect for him if he had a mall katana.

 

[UsedUp]

DSP and Khet essentially live the same life style now right? So does this mean that Khet must be eating largeR quantities compared to Phil. Cause despite the jokes of DSP being obese himself, he's relatively skinny compared to her. Khets mom was trying to starve the demons out of her cause she knew how much of ham beast she was as a child. See what you Whales did!

 

[hundredthousand]

"You're never more than 10 feet from a detractor" - Phil Burnell

With that said, Phil's paranoia is going to go through the roof now. He already thinks he is the target of a nationwide manhunt to troll him and he's going use that photo (one of the ONLY photos i've seen of him in public, by the way) to further fuel his delusions that everyone in town is a detractor.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

uh oh PP, that shill max (and others) got to play SF6 at summer games fest. Time to shit on it cause you didn't get to play it and you're the real gamer

Also, his reaction to just basic human interactions, things that are just normal things or ways people act is so weird

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

If Wingso has the most evil trolls DSP has the best. Look at what people have dropped in the last year. The bank statements, a clip onto a subreddit, and a picture from 50 feet away in a public place, and every time he’s shook as fuck. We’re going to get salty gold from this for weeks if not months, just like the others.

Semper fucking fi you nameless heroes, it’s a beautiful day.

It really is fuckin something because seeing a picture of him public, which should be such a normal ass interaction to any person, completely humanizes him to the point where he has no power outside his bubble.

Just him in public alone shatters so many illusions that he prints out of his mouth daily. This scares him so much that he has a lot of nerve to pretty much tell others to get a life when he's been living in fantasy land for way too long.

edit: Just reading it was a random normal dude who snapped the photo too, so it wasn't even an agenda or planned stalker. Just a normal interaction. wew.

 

[UaineRunei]

 

[RougeRed]

He already thinks he is the target of a nationwide manhunt to troll him

He absolutely is. I just haven't found a good reason to go to Renton yet.

 

[Coke Zero]

I'll introduce myself here then.

To put it simply, I was the one who posted the image to the discord. I don't know why I didn't see this coming but I guess I'm just truly that fucking retarded. So I'll answer a few things and probably be on my way since the whole thing is very simple.

-I did not take the photo. TLDR; me, a friend and a mutual were in a discord call three months ago playing some guilty gear strive. We talked about a lot of shit and DSP happened to have come up. The mutual mentioned he worked at the supermarket that Phil frequents and showed the picture as proof. Simple as that to be honest.

-No, I am not going to add him to get more photos if people are wondering that.

Can you ask how much money he would want for a 5 second clip of phil waddling around the grocery store?

Either way it would be hilarious if it made its way to phil that detractors are paying people to take pictures of him now. If he was afraid to leave his house before, he's never going to leave the gated community at all if he thinks this could happen again.

 

[Jack Scarefani]

You quite literally have a photo that answers your question. What do you think?

You just gave every DSP detractor the equivalent of getting laid after years of nothing. You better expect to be asked questions out the ass.

 

[JimiHendrix]

one of the things I enjoy about you kids is if you took a pic of me on any given day, waited a year then showed me it, I wouldn't know when the fuck it was.

 but a pic of Phil leaks and you kids know when it was taken down to the fucking hour.