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Kevins new big black valid trans woman gf AND Wedge is now Crevasse/Cone? And we still don't have a board?

I'm heavily awaiting pics of wedge's internal party hat.
Same. I missed Kevin's but I feel like I've got third row seats for this trainwreck and it is exquisite. Should we be taking bets on how long before it implodes? What will happen first - Wedgie blowing out his amwedge like an asshole 2.0 or him fucking up dilation? How long until he becomes a 41er? How long before he compares his axe wound to a clown car with how much can fit inside?
 
Same. I missed Kevin's but I feel like I've got third row seats for this trainwreck and it is exquisite. Should we be taking bets on how long before it implodes? What will happen first - Wedgie blowing out his amwedge like an asshole 2.0 or him fucking up dilation? How long until he becomes a 41er? How long before he compares his axe wound to a clown car with how much can fit inside?
My question is: will Wedge have more dilating discipline than Kev? Because if we get two healed-over amholes in a single thread I think the farms might end up going offline. This much Schadenfreude can't be legal wherever Null hosts this place.
 
My question is: will Wedge have more dilating discipline than Kev? Because if we get two healed-over amholes in a single thread I think the farms might end up going offline. This much Schadenfreude can't be legal wherever Null hosts this place.
He couldn't possibly have less discipline than Kevvy unless he gets home, sees the horror between his legs, and just lets it heal closed immediately.
 
My question is: will Wedge have more dilating discipline than Kev? Because if we get two healed-over amholes in a single thread I think the farms might end up going offline. This much Schadenfreude can't be legal wherever Null hosts this place.
Well, we're talking about a guy who tore his own ass inside out because he couldn't stop shoving things in it. Now he's got years of pent-up need to ram an inanimate object in a crotch hole ready to spill over. I feel like he'll be pretty enthusiastic at the outset.
 
OK I take it back. The KGIU has gone hog fucking wild for the summer.

Are you ready for the amholes and alpacas and not a moment of fooling around?


I almost feel bad playing this song here tbh, It reflects a far more innocent time before Kevin and his ilk was around to ruin the first month of summer, but It is what had to be done.
 
Wedge yeeted his wedge dick off?
Amconcave
Doorstopper imprint
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An underrated aspect of Kevin's dirty fingers nobody mentioned is that he's touching his beloved toys with them. It's interesting how he treats three of the four most important things in his life: the Amhole, being a complete slut and his Transformers. (The fourth thing is Twitter.)

It's like he's too autistic to be autistic properly or something.
His natural state is filthy, dirty. It would only make sense that the rest of the objects would be just as unclean and unkempt. I think he'd be more nervous about something if it didn't have dirt on it. Perhaps that's one of the reasons he doesn't keep the boxes.

Does Wedge even LARP as a woman, or does he ID as some kind of gender clown? The closest mtf thing he does is bad makeup, but it's clown makeup. He's always calling himself a boy or a ____boy (never a man, big thunkery).

With his whoring it'd make more sense to be like "I'm a trap"... but brother, you just got your dick removed. That's the whole thing.
If this was all Wedge living out his fantasy of never growing up, I'd believe it. Trans identifying people tend to treat it as a whole second childhood whether or not they should (they shouldn't), and considering how he's certified autistic, he could be stuck with an imsge of himself at that age plus a comfort lifestyle at that age.


Wedge came out as gay to his parents before trans, so he could be only into dudes and poorly expressing his feelings that way. Who knows.

I wonder how these people think normal folk function if they exist in this constant state of euphoria. Or is that only something trans experience? Which would mean their ”experience of gender” was actually pretty much nothing like most people’s, and thus not an indicator that they are in any way the opposite sex.
Wedge is literally autistic. Kevin is special needs in some way considering his formative years had him in special classes. They see the world differently than us for sure. Kevin seems to think the whole world is us/them, with us anyone who's been baptized into troonism (as he still secretly fears the cis). Not having your mind unlocked or being wholly evil (terf or American Republican) in the first place means you're on the opposite side. You either are trying to understand the """"nuances"""" of gendurrh or you don't.

From my experience, I've known a fair number of people who have a hard time seeing over their own nose. Some are so anxious they think the whole world is perfect and always laughing at their failures. Some see others as props, like narcissists. It's easy to get caught in your own head.

Use that if you’re ever attacked by a TRA robot. Not a real TRA, though, those guys have those paradox buffers Robot SaNTF had.
TRAs are easily defeated with soapy water.

The troon elder rally his troop
:story: DESCENT INTO FASCISM :story:

At least he says never to out a trans person or tell them they're trans. It's a good sentiment even though it's overridden hard with cult lovebombing (if he protest against grooming so much). If Kevin kept himself from devolving into insane hyperbolic hypotheticals, it might have been an ok topic to talk about. But he didn't and he sounds insane comparing real life to the Matrix.

My question is: will Wedge have more dilating discipline than Kev?
I think it depends on Wedge'a tolerance for pain versus how stubborn his desire for neovag is. I do not have much faith in him.
 
I wonder if Kev straight up told Wedge and Neck that if the tranch collapsed he was coming right over.

Also, I am absolutely dying in a haram way to know how many weeks it's going to be before Bryan Loeper sticks his library pencil dick into the coniform crevasse and summons Gozer?
 
Wedge’s unique anatomy means he’ll need a very special set of dilators. Here’s just the thing - and they come in Pride colors too! :heart-full:
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What a sociopath. Basically he wants to avoid any responsibility/culpability for lives he potentially ruins through his grooming. Then he spins on a dime and demands that these imaginary hordes of murdering fascists target already transitioned people, most likely so he can keep playing the victim and fueling the grift.

I really would like to see documented evidence of actual fascists or members of an organized hate group killing someone for the specific reason of being transgender, in the last 20 years.

Hell, make it 30 as these fuckers who only vaguely recall or don’t even remember the 90s believe it was like Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge for trans people then, because “Friends” had a character who was uncomfortable that his father was a drag Queen in Vegas.

IIRC, 100% of examples given are inconclusive cases of gay bashing gone to far or prostitutes being murdered likely by pimps or over drug debts.

So, please prove me wrong!
 
Same. I missed Kevin's but I feel like I've got third row seats for this trainwreck and it is exquisite. Should we be taking bets on how long before it implodes? What will happen first - Wedgie blowing out his amwedge like an asshole 2.0 or him fucking up dilation? How long until he becomes a 41er? How long before he compares his axe wound to a clown car with how much can fit inside?
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My question is: will Wedge have more dilating discipline than Kev? Because if we get two healed-over amholes in a single thread I think the farms might end up going offline. This much Schadenfreude can't be legal wherever Null hosts this place.
As a whore he's dependent on keeping up a somewhat decent hygiene - including his genitals - so I'd personally go with "yes, absolutely".
 
I really would like to see documented evidence of actual fascists or members of an organized hate group killing someone for the specific reason of being transgender, in the last 20 years.

Hell, make it 30 as these fuckers who only vaguely recall or don’t even remember the 90s believe it was like Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge for trans people then, because “Friends” had a character who was uncomfortable that his father was a drag Queen in Vegas.

IIRC, 100% of examples given are inconclusive cases of gay bashing gone to far or prostitutes being murdered likely by pimps or over drug debts.

So, please prove me wrong!
They always claim all the trans people were murdered and then deadnamed and nobody revealed they were trans so that's why they can't say their names.

We're supposedly in the worst time to ever be trans on Earth and yet a place literally called TERF Island can't find a single one of them to kill in two entire years even after escaping from the Archons of the EU. Another prominent country Genociding them all had a Trump appointee write them into the civil rights laws rather than order them into the secret camps being built by the TERF guerillas.

The group that does the Trans Day of Remembrance says 4042 trans people were murdered between 2008 and 2021. 96% were trans women, 58% were known sex workers, 70% were in Central and South America, 33% were in Brazil alone. They don't seem to supply their data (or I'm a retard and can't find it), only summary tables, so you can't break down the various stats by country beyond what they post on the website so I can't for example tell you the occupations or even how the US trans people were murdered. None of it seems to record anything about crimes other than whether or not their recorded occupation was sex work. A trans person who died on 9/11, a trans person gunned down by the roving lesbian TERF gangs, an "anarchocommunist" ranch slaughtered in the night by Earl and a trans person murdered in a drug deal gone bad would all show up pretty much the same in these published tables. They do publish name lists which do provide further brief information, organized by date lumping all countries together, so you'd have to go through all their pdfs and recode them into a database to know any of this.

Even despite this the problem continues to be that by all of these troon groups own statistics they're usually safer than everyone else. Black Brazilian sex workers are likely the one exception to this. For everyone else the numbers just don't work, if fascists are really going around murdering trans people all over the place in North America and Europe then it's apparently being covered up by every single country. (Which, duh, you can't trust The Cis.)
 
They always claim all the trans people were murdered and then deadnamed and nobody revealed they were trans so that's why they can't say their names.

We're supposedly in the worst time to ever be trans on Earth and yet a place literally called TERF Island can't find a single one of them to kill in two entire years even after escaping from the Archons of the EU. Another prominent country Genociding them all had a Trump appointee write them into the civil rights laws rather than order them into the secret camps being built by the TERF guerillas.

The group that does the Trans Day of Remembrance says 4042 trans people were murdered between 2008 and 2021. 96% were trans women, 58% were known sex workers, 70% were in Central and South America, 33% were in Brazil alone. They don't seem to supply their data (or I'm a retard and can't find it), only summary tables, so you can't break down the various stats by country beyond what they post on the website so I can't for example tell you the occupations or even how the US trans people were murdered. None of it seems to record anything about crimes other than whether or not their recorded occupation was sex work. A trans person who died on 9/11, a trans person gunned down by the roving lesbian TERF gangs, an "anarchocommunist" ranch slaughtered in the night by Earl and a trans person murdered in a drug deal gone bad would all show up pretty much the same in these published tables. They do publish name lists which do provide further brief information, organized by date lumping all countries together, so you'd have to go through all their pdfs and recode them into a database to know any of this.

Even despite this the problem continues to be that by all of these troon groups own statistics they're usually safer than everyone else. Black Brazilian sex workers are likely the one exception to this. For everyone else the numbers just don't work, if fascists are really going around murdering trans people all over the place in North America and Europe then it's apparently being covered up by every single country. (Which, duh, you can't trust The Cis.)
So it’s just basically a flimsy conspiracy theory based on highly curated and manipulated data.

I have no doubt that a few transwomen have been killed by gay basher or just some guy who kissed one by mistake and then beat her up.
Beatings easily go wrong, people get hit to hard in the head and die.

But these are not murders, and gay bashers, while intolerant fuckwits, are rarely proper organized fascists.

This is part of the Trans activist bullshit to push their nonsense of being an oppressed minority, at the fault of cis people.

The first part being the claim that ancient civilizations worshiped them.
The second that they were deliberately targeted and oppressed worse than any other group by the church and rich white men.
The third, well as above, that secret fascist armed militias are exterminating them.

You can tell a lot of these troons were raised on video game narrative and persecution fetish sci fi.
 
Kevin got a noise piercing
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>"I might be a woman but the dainty feminine rings don't work on my face".

Another reminder that he is and always will be male.

>"I really wanna blame my love of this kinda piercing on Ninja Turtles, but I had Rocksteady as a kid, not Bebop".

Saturday morning cartoons play an awfully large role in the decisions of this man in his late 30's.

The ongoing nonsense that is Kevin's gender identity:
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>"What's an agender look or act like?"

An overweight manchild. A lolcow.

Gibes Senior must be so proud of his faggot son:
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