You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Slap47]

I generally tip before I order anything. So long as you're not a douchebag about it, I've found it to be a way better experience. The wait-staff don't have to wonder whether you'll tip them decently, and it generally results in better service that I'd actually want to leave a tip for.

If you tip before they have no reason to care. Nothing to gain.

 

[PaleTay]

Napkins and especially paper towel. Walk to the sink and wash your hands. Whenever someone offers me paper towel I have to restrain from calling them a fat fuck or white trash.

 

[Ruin]

Tim Pool and are imitators are so fucking irritating. I fucking hate that smug arrogant pseudo intellectualism and fake centrist shit.

I honestly think I prefer the two sides just screaming at each other, it's less annoying.

 

[The Gifted Kid]

Legitimately don't understand the way people drive around here. On perfectly sunny days people drive only 70km on the highway and hold everyone up. However during the winter when it's icy everyone and their mother decides to floor it and go upwards of 130km! Some people literally have a death wish.

 

[Pargon]

Salespeople, specifically people who work for companies large enough to have their own sales teams. Invariably in my experience they are entitled and fucking retarded, so they expect and demand every other department to help them with everything which isn’t taking a client out for drinks. “Oh but they make the money!” No they don’t. The people who make the product or provide the service make the money. Salespeople could be replaced with a commerce portal and one good marketing person and technical writer each. I hope technology advances to the point that all of these people are out of work long before I die. If you are a salesperson, fuck you and kill yourself.

 

[JasonMetloney]

Die hard fans of Youtubers, They are the most autistic and insufferable breed of human being currently alive.

 

[AnOminous]

What's with everyone wearing the Friends logo on their shirts? The anniversary was like three years ago, you'd think the novelty would've worn off.

Friends was a shitty show full of shitty actors who went on to star in shitty movies.

If you are a salesperson, fuck you and kill yourself.

 

[JasonMetloney]

Friends was a shitty show full of shitty actors who went on to star in shitty movies.

I've always avoided the hell out of that show because it just seemed so "normie" to me [I love the office so to be considered a normie show you have to be REALLY generic] . Like there was no wit, offensive humor, pushing boundaries or interesting/absurd anything happening. I'm more of an It's always sunny guy.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Dealerships. I've been trying to look into buying a Chevy Bolt for me and the wife and every single dealership I've tried has been shit. They've either ghosted me or refuses even the slightest convenience. One in my area refused to allow me to test drive one because "It will be sold by the time I got there". Guess what, it's still fucking there.

I hate these dropout sacks of shit.

 

[Shidoen]

I tried tacking an exam 1 day before it's due and this stupid fucking DIPSHIT LOCKDOWN BROWSER KEPT GIVING ME ERRORS. So I hope the competence of my teacher is enough to let me take MY FUCKING EXAM.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

pretentious music/philosophy/English Lit midwits posting physics articles on social media to intimidate others with their fake smartness

one of these retarded narcissists is my ex stepfather doing this shit on Boomerbook and he is such an insufferable cow...hi Don, you work at a pancake joint and are three times divorced...nobody thinks you are a nuclear engineer

 

[murph]

Everything that comes into my mailbox that I did not specifically order, is garbage. Actual garbage. TONS of it. Supermarket ads, fast food ads, fundraising appeals, just garbage.

I thought the "paperless" option for bank statements and utilities would help but it doesn't.

I'm just processing garbage from mailbox to trash can, every day, and I am sick of it.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Die hard fans of Youtubers, They are the most autistic and insufferable breed of human being currently alive.

That's most of the farms to be fair.

I constantly see references to YouTubers on here I've never fucking heard of, like 9th rate dogshit tards who have the most basic access to a computer and mic. Why are people watching that dogshit?

 

[JasonMetloney]

I constantly see references to YouTubers on here I've never fucking heard of, like 9th rate dogshit tards who have the most basic access to a computer and mic. Why are people watching that dogshit?

Human standards are generally very low when it comes to media. Since a majority of people [Myself included] have absolutely no fucking clue how to create videos seeing even the most bottom of the barrel garbage is impressive comparatively.

 

[Meat Target]

Dealerships. I've been trying to look into buying a Chevy Bolt for me and the wife and every single dealership I've tried has been shit. They've either ghosted me or refuses even the slightest convenience. One in my area refused to allow me to test drive one because "It will be sold by the time I got there". Guess what, it's still fucking there.

I hate these dropout sacks of shit.

My mom has the best comeback to a shyster car salesman:

Salesman (trying to sell me a car that had been in a crash and shoddily refurbished, the bumper of which was falling off on one side): "this car has passed our 64-Point-Inspection!"

MeatMom: "well, it didn't pass *my* inspection".

 

[The Last Stand]

MeatMom: "well, it didn't pass *my* inspection".

Your mother sounds sassy.

Hangnails piss me off.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I hate those cottonwood trees and those seeds that come out of them.

 

[The Last Stand]

I hate those cottonwood trees and those seeds that come out of them.

I hate pollen. It scratches my throat.

 

[lemonsensei]

I hate people that don’t cover their mouth when they sneeze. This pissed me off before the whole coof bs. Use your sleeve or something, god damn dude. I don’t want your spit in my face.

 

[NetVet]

I hate the timeline we're all in. Everywhere I look, every place I try to go to get away from this reality is riddled with hellish reminders of the hell that we're all living in.

One example, not really riveting one but still annoying as fuck, I was following bits of 24h Le Mans race on twitter today to see what's happening while I'm away from home, and every single time I went into the thread, the top comments were fagg or Ukraine flags, and it was always a profile that seemed deliberately made to piss me off.

Last one was some faggot (of course) with shit like "self thought physicists and anthropologist he/him" in the bio, leaving some retarded remark about the race - and when I went to check his profile, he had endless stream of 0 engagement HOT TAKES on; masks, Ukraine, Russia, neonazis, Ukraine, Russia, covid, Russia, Putin, covid, Biden....and racing?

I'm fucking pissed.