DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FamicomGorby]

idk how many of y’all actually know about Phil or not, but it seems you do not realize he doesn’t associate with others. Unless your point is that Phil has lied for years and actually has a social life.

Seriously, who the fuck else would Dave be associating with? The only social interaction we know of Dave having outside of Kat was that time Kat's friends or something came over.

If you think Dave got himself a new honey, he's still married to Kat unless someone finds divorce papers. Also I would assume Dave's new real-life-adult-girlfriend would be at least the same bland level of attraction that Kat was when she moved in, why would he get with a whale?

 

[Lazycunt]

Guys Phil lives in America, he literally could of just hired some undocumented Mexican who actually would of cooked good food and cleaned unlike the fat wife.
Literally would of saved money.

Seriously he makes the worst decisions for himself, it's his only redeeming feature.
Phil you are the biggest enemy to yourself before any detractors.

Why has this retard in all his 13 years of content not seen a fucking financial counsellor or financial planner?
Literally went bankrupt and has only got worse with his spending,

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

...Unless your point is that Phil has lied for years...

You've got us there, damnit. If only Phil wasn't so open and truthful about everything.

 

[Corpun]

No, you get this instead.
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So now he is dickriding Asmongold because he gets a free Twitch rant over muh hateful slurs again? Hopefully he wears his orange MLB shirt he always seems to wear when he rants about his Twitch suspension.

 

[DownwardFowl]

I have to Specutard it's someone he knows closely and talked to enough to warrant a passenger lift

You do realize the hermit in question here right?

Phil doesn’t bother to travel cross country to see his parents. You seriously think he’s gonna drive around random people?

 

[KatAgreesWithMe]

No, you get this instead.
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Imagine addressing an incident with a streamer before addressing something that happened to you and your WIFE.

Sad.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

He knows those little bitches are still holding out on him. If they could stop being selfish and buy only store brand like Phil, then he could pay his bills AND take his hippo out to dinner. He only gets one day off and the economy has been tough for him, it really has.

Joking aside, I think he views them as an inexhaustible supply of money who are just choosing not to support him more on a slow stream because he always says he doesn't get it or blames the game. He slipped up once on a low tip stream and said, "This sucks I can't force you guys to contribute".

Phil genuinely believes there's no reason why 200 viewers shouldn't equate to at least $200 in tips for the stream, after all you're enjoying the khantent, right?

Same for the ahn demand khantent viewers, if 1000 people enjoy part #42069 of chill Skyrim he should get at least $1000 in superthanks or tips from that video.

 

[Phil's a Nigger]

Phil genuinely believes there's no reason why 200 viewers shouldn't equate to at least $200 in tips for the stream, after all you're enjoying the khantent, right?

Same for the ahn demand khantent viewers, if 1000 people enjoy part #42069 of chill Skyrim he should get at least $1000 in superthanks or tips from that video.

I think that's a reasonable expectation to have. Right? Afterall he works hard 6 days a week....

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

idk how many of y’all actually know about Phil or not, but it seems you do not realize he doesn’t associate with others. Unless your point is that Phil has lied for years and actually has a social life.

lol, are you insinuating that Phil is cheating on Kat? I know that you’re not, but the thought of it would fuck with Phil, which just adds to the hilarity.

 

[Ching_Chong]

The new poll should be how long until Phil posts a new picture or drags Kat back on stream to prove us wrong.

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

are you insinuating that Phil is cheating on Kat

I can't believe Phil is cheating on khet with PPP

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The new poll should be how long until Phil posts a new picture or drags Kat back on stream to prove us wrong.

See, would Phil be desperate enough to use Kat’s appearance as a tips goal?

 

[Ching_Chong]

See, would Phil be desperate enough to use Kat’s appearance as a tips goal?

Phil and desperate go hand and hand.

 

[Nixxit]

Anybody that thinks Phil is mentally sound in any capacity these days is a self-confessing denthead. I'm glad he voluntarily removes himself from society because I think he should be removed from society with how unbelievably out of touch with reality he is now. Terry Davis had a better grasp of reality than pigroach does now.
Men in their 40s don't dress and present themselves the way he does to a public audience, unless there is something undeniably wrong with them. I'm less than a year away from my 30s, personally, and I wouldn't wear the sort of shit he does on stream unless I was planning on dressing up as a faggot shut-in for a Halloween party.

To be honest whether Phil is actually mentally sound or not is something I wonder - in the "does he actually have some condition or is he just really stupid ?" sense.

Like, he doesn't have Down syndrome or something like that, and he's proven that he can actually perform relatively well in some capacities; We can laugh at his EVO 4th place or valedictorian status, and they definitely are not resounding victories, but they aren't trivial either.

He's definitely not smart, but he's not completely dysfunctional either, and his history kinda feels like his mental capacities had a sharp decline around the time he turned 20. I've also wondered if something actually happened - that he had a car accident around that time always made me wonder, though it didn't seem to be very brutal.

Back to whether Phil is mentally sound or not, I think he really straddles the line between having an honest-to-God medical condition and just being the absolute stupidest a normally-developed human being can be.

 

[Elescondido]

Phil should consider himself lucky. He is one of the biggest lolcows out there but still people don't fuck with him irl.
Granted, its hard to interact irl with a hermit that only leaves his house once a week, but I'd expected pictures like this, of khat and him in the car, much sooner.

That's because while he is internet famous most people only know him as the guy who is terrible at games , most people dont even know about the financial stuff so there's no chance they'd know how much of a pos he is

 

[Kosher Dill]

Phil's never going to deboonk the Kat photo because the truth of the matter is...

He's started driving Uber to pay for more WWE Champions pulls.

 

[FaXmachine]

Bring on the Pigroach Paparazzi.

Someone chase Phil while wearing a Kiwi bird suit.

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil's never going to deboonk the Kat photo because the truth of the matter is...

He's started driving Uber to pay for more WWE Champions pulls.

He is soo tight on money, as soon as first stream ends, he jumps into the car to uber. Thats why he says he is soo busy and thats why he yawns.

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

He's started driving Uber to pay for more WWE Champions pulls.

Phil getting a real job? Now that has to be the most ridiculous theory to come out of these threads.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I think a fact that hasn’t been addressed regarding the fattening of kat is that she’s still as much as a stranger to us as to him.


People get married and shit happens to one or both people where they let themselves go a bit. Yet they still probably have a thing for each other since they interacted on a daily basis and hold some sort of strong feeling towards each other.


Phil got himself shacked up to a whale that he doesn’t even have any strong affection for and the feeling being mutual on her end. You can’t even call her his mom because at least he adored his mother-son days out when he was in college. He’s attached himself to a whale not because she’s loaded, not because she’s some great lover, but because he has to keep up a facade.


The best thing about it?
He has no one to vent this to. He has no friends, no family, and his “fans” are too retarded to comprehend or literally blind. This shit is hilarious.