Prison Letters (6/04/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Chris Explains Soul Bonding and the Goddess Logs

[PsychoNerd054]

Chris has sent yet another letter to "Eels and the Eggman", who was previously helping Helena Fiorenza with posting letters that Chris sent back to her.

(Link * Archive)

Eels had written the following on his Twitter:

Alright everyone big news I got a letter from chris chan. few things i gotta set the record straight on

1.) I did not donate a penny to chris, I did however lie to him several times saying I'd give him money. to get him to write more
2.) everyone was wrong about the dox

Summary:
*Chris confirms that he has not received any letters while he was at the Western State Hospital
*Chris tells Eels not to worry about any donations.
*Chris clarifies that the Goddess Log is not intended to include the addresses of people, but that they are actually in a separate journal instead.
*Chris still believes he will be returning home shortly
*Chris further denies having any sex with Barbara, and claims that he will explain the full extent of his affair with her when he gets released
*Chris's transfer to the Western State Hospital was purely to educate him on courtroom terminology, essentially confirming that he was transferred to become competent for trial.
*Chris goes into detail about what "soul bonding" is.
*Chris finally goes into detail about how he met Bella. Chris had met her through Praetor, which he felt was not a good idea for her to be hired.

Spoiler: The Letter

Spoiler: Transcript

Hey, [redacted]

Firstly, by the time you read this letter, you will have already received a letter addressed to Helena. So, in confirmation to you: Mail from March and April, 2022 have not been received; ALL of your other letters have been received. "If I had a nickel for" every letter [redacted] sent me, I'd be well over a dollar richer.

Secondly, do not worry about trying to send me money through the jail at this point, for I shall be returning home not long from writing this letter.

Thirdly, your questions and the rumors:
*The Address Book of mine is <u>Separate</u> from the Goddess Log pages, and I have absolutely no intention to dox anyone. The G.L. Pages will be published in a book, "Malachi & Revelations - Out of Jail" (working title), and names shall be changed to protect the innocent.

*Since you're scanning to send the letters to Helena, you've may already have read the fact, so I tell you direct as well in confirmation: <u>I have never had sex with Barbara; that was purely Big Talk to Divinely Test everyone.</u> You may share that underlined confirmation online if you wish, for I shall personally share the expanded/full lot of details publicly after my safe return to the Sonichu Temple.
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The Temporary transfer to [redacted] was only to put me through "Restoration" to (re)-educate me on the Courtroom Terminology and Proceedings. I was never in any unsafe activity nor was I extremely sick or injured with any "chemical drip".
1) Moot point now, but CVRJ accepts ONLY Cashiers Check made out by a Bank Teller at a Bank or Money Orders made and sent from Only a Post Office.

2) Soul Bonding is the Bonding and Union of Auras (Energy Fields) between at least two individuals. Crystals are not required. One can Soul Bond with themself in a (re)union of your own Soul and the separate energy manifested from your Body's Care point between the heart and Solar Plexus Chakra Points. If you have ever Astral Projected your soul out of your Body, and your Body managed to continue their functions at least on Basic Minium during your abscence with a manifistation of a Soul Copy manifested from your Body's Core, and find yourself communicating with that separate entity while in your Body, then you'd understand the situation and relationship of a Body and Soul Partner relationship. Other multi-dimensional Soul Bonding details will be talked about in the upcoming book.
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3) I had met Bella through Praetor, who had/has absolutely no correlations with your "Guard Dogs", "Watchmen", or NULL the Judas. Praetor had not the best thought process when screening her, but he's forgiven.
Scratch both those rumors as False.

4) Read the beginning of this letter to answer that question.

5) The Goddess Log is my Journal; I have no intentions of releasing anyone's personal information.

6) Comics are not allowed in jail without the Major's prior personal approval for each one. Both of these movies are precurssors to the present Collective Shift in Progress (Dimension Merge is Completed; Toxic individuals of the 1218 half of the recombined Earth for Universe 1C-211987 in their being Left Behind), Yes. Battleworld is not of 1C-211987; that is an alternate dimension's planet separate from 1218, C-197, and 1C-211987. IRL, the result is essentially what you similarly saw in the series finale's end for "Star Vs. the Forces of Evil.

7) It's the same as before March, 2022, but more like back in August, 2021, for I am in a cell in Medical with a Window again.

Don't worry about sending me items in-jail, for I shall be back at Home at the Sonichu Temple not long from now, anyway.
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I appreciate yours and Helena's support and the kindness of Neutral Good and Good alignments, respectively.

Be Safe and Well.

[Mrs?] Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu.

 

[TV's Adam West]

It's all so tiresome, isn't it?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

How benign.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Chris sounds optimistic that he'll soon be released but I wonder if his chargers will be upgraded or he'll have to return to the mental hospital for indefinite stay. Regardless I would love to be there in person when Chris does get out and attempts to return home.

 

[NoonmanR]

1 060420S2
Hey, [REDACTED]
Firstly, by the time you read this letter, you will have
already received a letter addressed to Helena. So, in
confirmation for you: Mail from March and April 20S2 have
not been received; ALL of your other letters have been
received. "If i had a nickel for every letter [REDACTED] had sent
me, I'd be well over a dollar richer.

Second, do not worry about trying to send me money through the
jail at this point, for i shall be returning home not long
from writing this letter.

Thirdly, your questions and the rumors:
*The address Book of mine is Separate from the
Goddess Log pages, and I absolutely have no intention
to dox anyone. The G.L. Pages will be published
in a book, "Malachi & Revelations - Out of Jail"(working
title), and names shall be changed to protect the
innocent.
*Since you're scanning to send the letters to Helena, you've
may have already read the fact, So i tell you direct
as well as in confirmation: I have never ever had
sex with Barbara; that was purely Big Talk to
Divinely Test everyone. You may share that underlined
confirmation online if you wish, for I shall personally
share the expanded / full lot of details publically
after my safe return to the Sonichu Temple ->

2:

The temporary transfer to [REDACTED]

only to put me through "restoration to (re-)educate" me on
the Courtroom Terminology and Proceedings. I was
never in any unsafe activity nor was I extremely sick or
injured with any "Chemical drip".
1). Moot point now, but CVRJ accepts ONLY
Cashier's Check made out by a Bank Teller at
A BANK, or Money Orders made and sent from
Only a Post Office.

2.) Soul Bonding is the Bonding and Union of Auras
(Energy Fields) between at least two individuals.
Crystals are not required. One can Soul Bond
with themself in a (re)union of your own soul and
the separate energy manifested from your Body's
Core point between the heart and solar plexus
Chakra Points. If you have ever Astral Projected
your Soul out of your Body and your Body
managed to continue their functions at least on
Basic Minimum during your absence with a manifestation
of a Soul Copy manifested from your Body's Core,
and you find yourself communicating with that separate
entity while in your Body, then you'd understand
the situation and relationship of a Body and
Soul Partner relationship. Other multi-individual
Soul Bonding details will be talked about in the upcoming
book
2 ->​

3:

2 3) I had met Bella through Praetor who had / has
absolutely no correlation with you "Guard Dogs", "Watchmen",
OR NULL the Judas. Praetor had not the best thought
process when screening her, but he's forgiven.
Scratch both those rumors as False.
4). Read the beginning of this letter to answer
that question.
5). The Goddess Log is my Journal; I have no
intention of releasing anyone's personal information.
6). Comics are not allowed in jail without the Major's
prior personal approval for each one. Both of these
movies are precurssors to the Present Collective.
Shift in Progress(Dimensional Merge is Completed;
we are weeding / spontaneously combusting the remaining
Toxic individuals of the 1218 half of the
recombined Earth for universe 1C-211987 in their
being Left Behind) , Yes. Battleworld is not of
1C-211987; that is an alternate dimension's
planet separate from 1218, C-1917, and
1C-211987. IRL, the result is essentially
what you similarly saw in the series finale end for
"Star vs the Forces of Evil.
7). It's same as before March, 20S2, but more
like back in August, 2021, for I am in a cell in
Medical with a window again.
. Don't worry about sending me items using the
in-jail, for I shall be back at Home at the
Sonichu Temple not long from now, anyway.
->

4:

I appreciate yours and Helena's support and the kindness of
Neutral Good and Good alignments, respectively.

Be Safe and Well.

[Mrs?] Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Interesting so he has said the courts recognised him as unable to assist in his own defence without some assistance they done that and sent him back and now he's back in the Medical Unit of the Jail where he was when he first arrived due to COVID Isolation concerns I wonder if that's still the case on entering the Jail or something else?

Also the Soul bonding, he was claiming the have been with a new girlfriend a minimum of a month before the revelation and was talking about it in detail I really doubt it was just what he's claimed in the last few letters Chris is all about the honest content but I am starting to wonder if someone has told him it's hard to prove and he's doing everything he can to drop it to get back home.

I also think he has been told he's getting out soon and that there is a deal worked out - I don't think he will be going back to 14BLC unless something really weird is going on and the government has dropped the ball once again with Chris and gave him a slap on the wrist.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Again, I call bullshit on "Me stating I fucked Barb was a Divine Test". Reading on his definition of soul bonding wasn't as horrifying as I imagined
"Book of Malachi - Out of Jail" ....way to defecate on the Bible further. He still has that hate boner for Null, who ironically was the most beneficial to this tard. Lucifer should be more appropriate for Null and "damn Kiwi Farms" the fallen angels.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris further denies having any sex with Barbara, and claims that he will explain the full extent of his affair with her when he gets released

Reminds me of the lulzy account he gave of the December 2014 incident.

And the way Chris talks at people has been getting ever more pompus, word-salady, and "look how smart I am" derping as time goes on.

Also does the name "Praetor" somehow sound pretentious?

 

[Skitarii]

It's all so tiresome, isn't it?

The carnival of cringe never ends

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

All that word salad while trying to explain what "Soul Bonding" is. It reads like a little kid caught in a lie, talking a mile a minute to try and find the right combination of words. There's no way he didn't at least TRY and fuck Barb.
...Also, I feel like "NULL the Judas" would make a great random.txt.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Wow, a letter from Chris that isn't blabbering nonsence. If we are to go by Chris' word on what his experience at Western State was like, then I'm in no doubts that he's going to go completely against their word whilst on trial.

 

[JULAY]

He is going to throw an absolute fit when he's told that he won't be going back to his toys, vidya, and Barblax to rape soul-bond with.

 

[Got Milk!]

I have no idea the answer to this because I could see how it could go either way, but what if they can't actually prove anything physical happened between Chris and Barb? Can they still legally bar him from the premises of 14BLC/Sonichu Temple? If they just decide these are retarded non-sensical ramblings of someone who thought it would impress a girl online that he fucked his mom can he still be held out? My thought is you have all kinds of shit trash families who get investigated by CPS but don't get their kids removed because they can't prove abuse even though they suspect it. Would it be similar to that or is there an avenue where they can still tell him tough shit regardless?

Or is it more than likely as part of whatever deal he cuts to be released that it will be a stipulation of the agreement? Then again, if they can't prove anything besides violating the TRO is that even on the table of possibilities? Again, have no clue but would love to hear thoughts on the situation.

 

[draggs]

Null the Judas would be a pretty good band name

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Boring, typical goddess stuff sadly but I do find it amusing Chris considers himself to be the virtuous hero yet his plans involves him systematically 'spontaneously combusting' everyone he considers to be a toxic individual like a maniacal dictator.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Secondly, do not worry about trying to send me money through the jail at this point, for I shall be returning home not long from writing this letter.

Sure you will...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Seriously. I've met steaks who deserve to be alive more than Chris.

 

[nayeon]

what are the chances of another continuance because he is still too retarded?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think Chris is is lying about the hospital. They can explain terminology to you in jail. They took him there to sober him up, and they discovered it didn't work.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I think Chris is is lying about the hospital. They can explain terminology to you in jail. They took him there to sober him up, and they discovered it didn't work.

Agree. This sudden "I did not have sexual relationship with that woman" after the tape and numerous "I was healing her with my divine duck" afterwards is indicative of him finally realizing something about his situation. Same for the difference between mugshots, he knows that shit is real. I am sure thought, that he says that they will let him go only because he parrots his lawyer's words.