Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?

  • Producing a category 4 biohazard in his diaper

    Votes: 92 17.4%

  • Attacking or berating staff for not letting him break the safety protocols protecting him

    Votes: 148 27.9%

  • Nearly getting killed starting a physical confrontation against a man twice his size

    Votes: 91 17.2%

  • Escalating an encounter into a legally actionable sexual crime

    Votes: 101 19.1%

  • Noise complaints from mindless screaming and discordant guitar playing

    Votes: 12 2.3%

  • Deep cover Kiwi Farms agents succeed in furry convention subterfuge (like last time)

    Votes: 86 16.2%
  • Total voters
    530
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That girl Adam's apple and stubble, tho.

Rioley on the state of Twitter:
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>"gain me 300 followers"
When? This tard struggles to get double digit likes on his Tweets.
 
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It still baffles me that the neck was what he chose to surgically alter over literally anything else. It's bottom of the pile of the things that scream male when looking at him. I legit can't even tell he's attempting to pass as female.

Lol at the delusion in regards to his voice. One of my favourite rioley traits is his blatant delusion about how well he passes.
 
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Was catching up on the tranny sideshows thread and read this great post (won't let me quote) about Bodily Integrity Identity Disorder and flashed on how Rioley here is like the poster child for the overlap between BIID and troonacy. Enlightening and also a relief because it dissolved the teensy shred of pity that I developed upon seeing the biohazardous felting project attached to his head the other day.

On a somewhat related note: I know it's a meme to be like haha I can smell it through the screen, but Rioley is one who I really really can. This is supposed to be a "flirty" reaction image, but standalone it looks like a cautionary photo for preventing TB at a shelter.

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So fucking grimy. PL but I've worked with homeless people living in drainage ditches who were cleaner looking. His fursona must be a chinchilla (apologies to chinchillas) because it looks like he rolls around in dirt instead of bathing.
 
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MissAnthropist said:
So fucking grimy. PL but I've worked with homeless people living in drainage ditches who were cleaner looking. His fursona must be a chinchilla (apologies to chinchillas) because it looks like he rolls around in dirt instead of bathing.
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In fairness to Ruffles, I don’t think it is (just) grime.

There are darker patches on his skin that are persistent throughout all of the photos. It’s most obvious and darker in his dick pic, but he has a kind of ‘shadowing’ all over. It seems to be some kind of skin condition, but I don’t know what.
 
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Plague Flea said:
In fairness to Ruffles, I don’t think it is (just) grime.

There are darker patches on his skin that are persistent throughout all of the photos. It’s most obvious and darker in his dick pic, but he has a kind of ‘shadowing’ all over. It seems to be some kind of skin condition, but I don’t know what.
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Oh, true. Good point. But the fingers are def from cigarettes and butt scratching.
 
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MissAnthropist said:
So fucking grimy. PL but I've worked with homeless people living in drainage ditches who were cleaner looking. His fursona must be a chinchilla (apologies to chinchillas) because it looks like he rolls around in dirt instead of bathing.
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His fursona must be a vulture because he shits and pisses on himself instead of bathing.
 
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MissAnthropist said:
Was catching up on the tranny sideshows thread and read this great post (won't let me quote) about Bodily Integrity Identity Disorder and flashed on how Rioley here is like the poster child for the overlap between BIID and troonacy. Enlightening and also a relief because it dissolved the teensy shred of pity that I developed upon seeing the biohazardous felting project attached to his head the other day.

On a somewhat related note: I know it's a meme to be like haha I can smell it through the screen, but Rioley is one who I really really can. This is supposed to be a "flirty" reaction image, but standalone it looks like a cautionary photo for preventing TB at a shelter.

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So fucking grimy. PL but I've worked with homeless people living in drainage ditches who were cleaner looking. His fursona must be a chinchilla (apologies to chinchillas) because it looks like he rolls around in dirt instead of bathing.
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He looks like he just realized how bad it smells to live in filth 24/7.
 
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Plague Flea said:
In fairness to Ruffles, I don’t think it is (just) grime.

There are darker patches on his skin that are persistent throughout all of the photos. It’s most obvious and darker in his dick pic, but he has a kind of ‘shadowing’ all over. It seems to be some kind of skin condition, but I don’t know what.
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Worth noting less than ten years ago he looked like this
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so the skin condition is something new. I kinda wonder if it isn't melasma (like the opposite of vitiligo) induced from taking too much oestrogen as HRT.
 
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Worth noting less than ten years ago he looked like this
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so the skin condition is something new. I kinda wonder if it isn't melasma (like the opposite of vitiligo) induced from taking too much oestrogen as HRT.
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He hardly looks any different today. I know someone here already outlined how he couldn't have shaved his browridge any further back without practically lobotomizing himself but fuck he should've gotten his money back.
 
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Rioley said he was using his con money for the tattoo, and the tattoo shop he went to is in Oakland. So did he go to BLFC after all? I can't believe he would have been so shy about pics all things considered.

Anyway, he got his sisters tattoo done (while awkwardly posing in his wheelchair) when he should have spent that money on a deep condition and haircut to make that dreadlock on his head more manageable. I get not being thrilled to cut your hair if it means a lot to you, but if you're so chronically ill that you can't be arsed to brush your hair Rioley, you need to cut it off as a matter of personal hygiene lest you get scalp sores and stuff my dude.

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Someone say something funny, quick because this shit has me feeling sorry for this dude. I'm going soft. Help.

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wasn't his sister's tattoo red? ffs fucking up the colour is retarded

what even is the tattoo supposed to be? Wedge's busted asshole?
 
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