DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil has done the impossible: being both spineless and sleazy at the same time.

He won't venture out of his little kiddie pool that is the SF Collection, because he'll get bodied HARD in Fightcade. At the same time, he's dangling this new PC over his denthead's little heads in some false hope that he'll actually venture into uncharted waters if they give him a new PC. We know it won't happen, but that won't stop him trying to squeeze money from the dents for this PC, then memory hole this entire conversation.

And he had the gall to call his Twitch manager a pussy.

 

[strandedcastaway]

People were calling Phil out for being a scammer because he begged for a few grand to fly to his parents and for taxes (which I think he said his parents both paid for everything, who knows) and he kept replying all wedding night and into the next day.

The funny thing is, that whole scam was admitted by Phil (he had to lie to protect his family!) and is also a year or two after the time he NOW claims he "changed" and "matured". You know, the time he can't discuss anything about because in the 2022 version everything he did wrong then is made up by shithead dumbfuck trolls. Except, you know, he admitted lying and scamming people to get married on their (and his parents) dime. So he spent his wedding night arguing online about that.

 

[Lolidaki]

Phil has done the impossible: being both spineless and sleazy at the same time.

He won't venture out of his little kiddie pool that is the SF Collection, because he'll get bodied HARD in Fightcade. At the same time, he's dangling this new PC over his denthead's little heads in some false hope that he'll actually venture into uncharted waters if they give him a new PC. We know it won't happen, but that won't stop him trying to squeeze money from the dents for this PC, then memory hole this entire conversation.

And he had the gall to call his Twitch manager a pussy.

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I thought it was cause of hackers/cheaters? he's losing it, though it is funny to think the lemon can't handle basic level arcade emulation alongside his retarded set-up. Edit: I bring it up because it's still ironic, his good old fgc buddy J-wong can do all the things the guy with a 10-year headstart can't, that dude plays so many old fighters and even gets to collab with Max.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[SomeBoyo]

Literal copium video but says a lot that he has to make a special video to say thank you.

Spoiler: Special Message To Everyone: THANK YOU!

 

[Agent Proper]

Literal copium video but says a lot that he has to make a special video to say thank you.

Spoiler: Special Message To Everyone: THANK YOU!

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I am certain he only hears those "meaningful" takes in whale emails you know like those that @JimJimJim was going to drop. (Side note nice post about Fat Khet Faggot.)

The Farris Bueller's Day Off shit at the end was some comedic cope to try and make this pathetic video seem like a joke, while he kisses ass.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Literal copium video but says a lot that he has to make a special video to say thank you.

Spoiler: Special Message To Everyone: THANK YOU!

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Literally the only reason he made this video is that

Jaxx Cuxor dumped more of his car finance money to the pig

If he only made 40 bucks tonight he'd have nothing to thank for

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Literally the only reason he made this video is that

Jaxx Cuxor dumped more of his car finance money to the pig

If he only made 40 bucks tonight he'd have nothing to thank for

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Only $67 dahllers??? Do the dents want Phil to starve? How is he gonna feed Fhet Khet and himself with that pittance? The big bitch is gonna have to eat most of the food from his plate again just to be satisfied! DO YOU DENTS WANT PHIL TO STARVE???

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

The real reason Phil won't play fightcade is because the moment people realize he's on there, he'll get bombarded with actually skilled players[even at super turbo]. LTG tried doing a stream on fightcade and had to stop when he started trying to trash talk in the public channel, and promptly got dunked on even harder than the Yang who just beat his ass.
Side tangent, but calling LTG the black DSP is an insult to DSP's ability to find new ways to scam his audience.

 

[Genichiro]

Literally the only reason he made this video is that

Jaxx Cuxor dumped more of his car finance money to the pig

If he only made 40 bucks tonight he'd have nothing to thank for

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Will he also thank his FhetKhet when she threatens to gunt drop him and take his phone for extra hay funds and catson care ?

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/06/11/childhood-can-now-last-40/

I know post is probably locked behind a shitty paywall, but this was on my FarceBunk Neeeewwsss feed and had to share, no wonder DSP has had an excuse to act like a petulant child even when he calls the wife "Mom" even to 40 years old...

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Man, fuck DSP. We need a big happening to stir things up, it's all boring now. Another platform ban, accidental stream, personal information leak.. something.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Literally the only reason he made this video is that

Jaxx Cuxor dumped more of his car finance money to the pig

If he only made 40 bucks tonight he'd have nothing to thank for

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Jaxx already got his new car i got a pic of it right here

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Not really familiar with the lore of the whales is Jaxx the least autistic or is that planet jeff?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Not really familiar with the lore of the whales is Jaxx the least autistic or is that planet jeff?

You can check the dox thread to see Jaxx's info

To quickly summarize he is a single, pathetic, ugly man working a minimum wage job and was trying to save up to get his first car, however it was very difficult for him to achieve that because every week when Phil plays street fighter he dumps anywhere between $25 to $1000 to him

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Man, fuck DSP. We need a big happening to stir things up, it's all boring now. Another platform ban, accidental stream, personal information leak.. something.

We just got the Kat pic. Give it another week.

 

[Penix]

Man, fuck DSP. We need a big happening to stir things up, it's all boring now. Another platform ban, accidental stream, personal information leak.. something.

You've got his address, good luck buddy.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

"Eww I don't wanna fucking look at boobs all day long!"

The faggot said womens tits are "disgusting". Yet says nothing about his own tits. #Hippocrit

 

[whirly]

Why would DSP want to avoid good players on Fightcade? I thought he was the best ranked US Super Turbo player at EVO in 2005 and one of the best overall gamers in the country...

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Why would DSP want to avoid good players on Fightcade? I thought he was the best ranked US Super Turbo player at EVO in 2005 and one of the best overall gamers in the country...

Beecuz da trollz hack the gaym to beat Phail unfairly and discredit him dooood!