Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

Followed Graeme for a while and I feel short-changed tbqhwy. We all know he’s a degenerate but him only confessing due to mongs playing at blackmailers is no fun. He’d have spilled the beans all by himself eventually, and as others have said, he can use the excuse that he was pressured into confessing by internet boolies.

Bring back conman Steve and the PS5, those were the GK glory days.
 
Yup just watched it. He straight up said and I quote "Yes I am a pervert and a pedophile". Although there's no "for some reason" here. He explains why.

Full breakdown:
  • Graeme opens saying this is his last video on youtube for a while cause people want him off it.
  • He then straight up says "Yes I am a pervert and a pedophile" and also "Yes I like child porn".
  • But its all ok because he says he'll never go near a child IRL and he'll avoid them like the plague. Its not like he has a nephew or anything.
  • Graeme then immediately follows up saying he won't go near his Niece or his Nephew. Now maybe i'm out of the loop here but does Graeme have a Niece now as well? He mentioned "niece and nephew" several times so it doesn't seem like a usual Graeme brainfart.
  • He then repeats again he is a pervert and pedophile who likes looking at child pornography.
  • He then talks about his attraction to cartoon characters which he said was caused by watching cartoons 24/7 as a child.
  • Then starts waffling about how he's scared all the time. Talks about being scared of his parents who fight all time. Talks about saving up to move out.
  • "Yes I should be locked up".
  • Starts talking to someone in the live chat who he said is a "true (and honest) fan" who told him not to go live.
  • Graeme said he was just recently in a group call. I'm assuming the same people who roasted him last time. He said they told him to make this video and would continue to make mockery videos of him if he didn't admit he was a pedo. Should have known there was some gay ops involved in this.
  • Starts talking to more people in the live chat. One person correctly said he may lose his job from this.
  • "I'd like to see you talk to Giovanni". Of course that Giovanni fag was involved again.
  • "These people are literally forcing me to make this video".
  • "You talk to him, he's watching me right now". Giovanni is in the chat.
  • Graeme reads Giovanni's comment which is "Bye don't let the door hit you on the butt".
  • Graeme says Giovanni wants to talk to him again on Discord. And that other fag "Cosmilk".
  • Starts talking about the abuse in the group chat. Giovanni kept asking him did he say he would touch a child in real life. They pulled up the Finland article again.
  • "I have the mind of an 8 year old" shtick again.
  • "I know this video is gonna ruin my life. I know its gonna bite me in the ass."
  • Says yet again he's "a pervert and pedophile who likes child porn".
  • Says he's done "a lot of dumb shit" throughout his entire life. Understatement of the century.
  • Says he regrets posting pornographic images and says he deserves to have his head cut off. Islamic content right there.
  • "I'm just a sick cunt". "I deserve to be shot in the head". "I deserve to be hung by a noose". "I deserve to be set on fire.....so I do.....because of my sick and twisted mind".
  • He'll come back to youtube once everything blows over. May come back "in a year or two". More like a week or two. He also hopes the trolls are satisfied with themselves.
Well I don't know what to make of that. Full admission of being a pedo was great but I don't like the fact some dumb ween basically forced him to say it. Nonetheless here is a clip of just the admission:

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This has to be one of, if not the most autistic thing I've seen on this site. I apologize for my potato nigger ancestry.
 
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he sounds like a retard lol



:null: Context is that @Chaos Theorist broke no contact rule, encouraged people to contact the police, then decided to do it himself after users told him NYPA. He posted the recording. I banned @Chaos Theorist for a week for breaking the golden rule and being an attention whore, but I'll preserve the file because he's a sperg.
I can't believe he rang the fucking Gardaí. That's why I and most other thread regulars were concerned about this being featured.
 
What's escaping me at the moment is what's their leverage to get him to willfully make these videos?
As far as I can tell, they're playing the same kind of mind games that happened with Chris when he was dumb enough to do anything and post it onto YT. It might be somewhere along the lines of "admit that you're an pedo and we won't do whatever." It's probably something sexual, like the contents of his porn folder to him admitting that he actually touched one of his relatives.

Or it's likely just him succumbing to peer pressure.

Either way, it's kind of boring; but I'm expecting him to turn on his trolls and subsequently reveal an retarded fact about himself or weens...Because that's what normally happens, anyways.
 
Oh, God dammit.

I go on holiday and I miss all the drama...!

Congrats, guys, for getting Graeme featured (finally)!


I can't believe he rang the fucking Gardaí. That's why I and most other thread regulars were concerned about this being featured.
Yeah, not that anyone's gonna read this shit, but for newcomers-

Yes, Graeme's a pedo. Yes, his nose is big. No, he's not molesting kids (right now at the moment). Yes, his social workers and the local police know he's a pedo. No, the police never pressed charges against him, and unless you've found something REALLY nasty, something new and clearly illegal that hasn't been posted in this thread yet, they will not arrest Graeme.

We've documented a bunch of Graeme weens in this thread, including this guy:
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and this guy:
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who got driven off the internet by a 14 year old girl.

Graeme is pretty infuriating, and I can understand if your first reaction to this thread is "someone needs to do something!" But the Kildare police let Graeme walk into their office with (potential) CP on his phone, and let him off with a casual warning. Graeme is a DSP level survivor, and nothing you do will change that.

Check his socials, archive stuff, laugh about it! Just please don't call the gardai based on what's here already; it's been done, and it won't work.
 
We've documented a bunch of Graeme weens in this thread, including this guy:
One of the weens that helped make that video, Ben, does nothing but scream at people on twitter and accuse them of being pedos. 9 times out of 10 people that do this are hiding something, usually being a pedo themselves. Given that Ben is a brony I'm wouldn't put it past him.
 
the madlad actually said it. wonder how things are going to go from here on out
 
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Got a question for you legal types, gotta ask since Graeme keeps going on about how he should be locked up. If he did approach his nearest constabulary and just admitted to all this what do cops usually do with that? Do they take you up on it and actually go and confiscate your shit, how does that even work?
In America at least, you've given them probably cause to search your shit. They'll confiscate anything that has electricity going through it. They'll hold you for a few days while going through it and then either release you if they find nothing and are generous, charge you with wasting their time if they aren't, or you know convict you for having child porn.

The admission part isn't that big a deal. For a normal, mentally sane person yes. Oh god you've fucked up. But in a court of law it would be easy to a get a retard off the hook. "Members of the jury, the character flutter shy is not real. My client was tricked by hateful people into believing that this constituted child pornography. They told him that by watching that flash animation he had harmed children. He is ashamed both for being a POS brony but also for wasting the courts time.
It's a big thread with a considerable amount of lore, but the book report summary is -

Yes, the police have already been involved, and no, there's nothing they can, or will, do about it.

One of the most famous Graemstorical moments was when Graeme went to the cops, ON HIS OWN VIOLATION, to cry and complain about cyberbullies online. Graeme had child prngraphy on his phone (or, possible child prngraphy - some images of nude girls were archived, but while the women in the photos looked young, they didn't necessarily look under 18. The images Graeme had on his phone may, or may not, have been CP), and the only things the police told him were "delete the pictures" and "stay off the internet if the trolls are bothering you too much".

Graeme is absolutely a pedo. For years, he's been repeatedly posting loli, shota, and fillycon pictures to his public social media accounts.

This is, to my knowledge, the first time he's explicitly said "I am a pedo", but it's like... imagine walking in on a guy, every single day for five years, and each time this guy has a half-drunk bottle of Irish whiskey in his hand. He may not say "I am an alcoholic", but you and everyone else knows full well that the fuck's an alcoholic. Same way with Graeme and kids.


The fact is, Graeme is a medically-diagnosed retard from a very small town in rural Ireland. His local authorities know him, and he is in several programs for special needs adults which apparently shield him from many of the consequences and repercussions that normal, non-retarded people might face. This is not speculation; it has been proven time and time again that neither the cops, nor his family, nor the terd wranglers appointed to watch over him, give a shit about stopping his pedophilia.

Sadly, Graeme does not live in the UK; he lives in Ireland proper, and Ireland proper, for better or worse, will not arrest a retarded man for having real-life CP, let alone drawings of diaper-children fucking each other, on his phone.

One of the weens that helped make that video, Ben, does nothing but scream at people on twitter and accuse them of being pedos. 9 times out of 10 people that do this are hiding something, usually being a pedo themselves. Given that Ben is a brony I'm wouldn't put it past him.
Yeah, it's a fair point. I sperged about that some weeks ago, but for people who are just joining and missed the Chrispy drama, basically what happened was -
  1. Chrispy, a brony podcaster with a small but dedicated fanbase mostly devoted to brony shit and pedo-busting, did an extensively well-researched pedo-expose on Graeme, causing much drama and driving Graeme (temporarily) offline.
  2. riding high on his success, Chrispy continued to make pedo-expose and drama videos, until one day, he decided to go after a small girl on Youtube, who had Wrong Opinions About Ponies (she was upset that, when she was a child, bronies had tricked her into watching violent pony pornography).
  3. turns out, the small girl was actually some big time Tiktoker in Khazakstan with several hundred thousand subs. She swept down like a Mongol horde on Chrispy's channel, causing him to backpedal and delete a bunch of content.
  4. sensing weakness, a second brony podcaster, also with a small but dedicated fanbase mostly devoted to brony shit and pedo-busting, seized the opportunity and did a pedo-expose on Chrispy.
  5. Chrispy did not take it well, and wound up DFEing in shame. Currently "on hiatus" and a persona non-grata in the brony community.

It was Shakespearean, really! Though in fairness to Chrispy, the brony podcaster who went after him didn't make a particularly compelling case for Chrispy's own alleged pedophilia. The evidence was spotty and circumstantial; the podcaster also came off as being at least as big a sperg as our mash-mouthed pal, Mr Chrispy.

But that's what happens, isn't it? You live by the Sperg, you die by the Sperg. You may be the Sperg king for a day, but sooner or later you grow old and weak and slow, and then a new, stronger, more-faggoty Sperg arises to take your place. We've seen it with Ralph, we've seen it with Chrispy, and we'll see it with whomever decides to ween Graeme next.
 
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I don't know how it works in Ireland but in the US it wouldn't mater if the spergs turned in the recording to the police to get Graeme in trouble. It's pretty obvious that they lead him on and that could be seen as entrapment. So it would mean nothing. Good job guys.
 
I don't know how it works in Ireland but in the US it wouldn't mater if the spergs turned in the recording to the police to get Graeme in trouble. It's pretty obvious that they lead him on and that could be seen as entrapment. So it would mean nothing. Good job guys.
They'll also no doubt look the other way for certain crimes with Graeme since he has special needs aka a "vulnerable person". If Graeme wasn't a sped, there's a strong chance he'd have got done for those pics on his phone.
 
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