DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dona Morte]

Phil's putting drug addicts to shame with this begging. Actually, I take that back. Even drug addicts are willing to work to get their fix.

Well he is sucking e cock for it.

 

[capefear56]

Valedictorian 40-year old man doesn't know that tea has caffeine in it. What the actual fuck?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

my god he's a pissy bitch, complaining about EVERYTHING that happens in the game.

good.

 

[Brother Wind]

Current state of nominations for his viewer's choice playthrough:

• Mario Strikers: Battle League (7 nominations)
• Catherine: Full Body (6 nominations)Though I expect him to LIMB this one from the final poll again like he did last year.
• Bioshock Infinite (5 nominations)
• Fable (5 nominations)
• Jak 2 (5 nominations)
• The Adventure of Link (5 nominations)
• Old School Runescape (5 nominations)
• The Legend of Zelda (4 nominations)

Real tasty picks here.

Man, it won't happen. Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuunescape!

 

[sentrandeti]

Lol

 

[NursezillaX]

Watching these detractor highlight clips of Phil today is fucking great. Dude is exhausted, his voice is shot, he's passing out for hours mid-day, he's guilt-tripping like a mofo... All this shit is what happens when a 40-year old man, who I guess is made of pudding or something, has to get up a few hours early? Amazing. I don't think this guy's got too many years left in the tank, and I don't mean sitting on his ass playing video games, I mean living.

Edit: Oh, and keep in mind that this is the guy who has repeatedly called 'react' content the 'laziest' type of content. Yet he's used the fact that he's done 'several react-style events this week, talking non-stop' multiple times today as the reason for being exhausted, hoarse, etc., etc. He's so desperately trying to play up this idea that he's tirelessly dedicated and overworked in an attempt to guilt contributions that he can't even remember that things he's been saying for years show everybody EXACTLY how pathetic he really is.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Everything that could go wrong today, kind of went wrong. It was a perfect blend of a little bit of everything.

 

[capefear56]

Oh my god he's so fucking stupid. He sees the charred corpse of some guy at a gypsy carnival, notices he has a sheriff's badge and is like "I don't get it, does this mean the original werewolf is dead? They just said he was alive!"

Like he has no critical thinking skills whatsoever.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Careful Phil, you might end up getting caught in your lies again.

 

[actually]

Careful Phil, you might end up getting caught in your lies again.

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Totally a coincidence that @TJGamebox has shown that Phil spent upwards of $1000 on the most recent WWE Champions event while Phil has "two big bills" that just suddenly had to clear now.

 

[capefear56]

Careful Phil, you might end up getting caught in your lies again.

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Not only that, but he admitted earlier that YouTube pays for all the important bills, while tips go towards groceries and gas money,

Which is a fucking stupid thing to say since nobody needs $100+ dollars a day to pay for food.

 

[Gondolindrim]

I'm always kind of amazed at how genuine Phill is. A genuine POS I mean. I always assume that most cows are at least partly portraying a character, but not DSP. Guy is very upfront about being a stupid, greedy asshole.

 

[NursezillaX]

Careful Phil, you might end up getting caught in your lies again.

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He used random bills being due seemingly every day so often as an excuse for begging that anybody keeping track of all the times he said something was due would probably have seen wildly inconsistent dates, but the bank leaks nailing down when what gets paid makes this a particularly audacious tactic if the tweet is accurate. Not like it matters, the people dumb enough to fall for his BS don't care how little anything he claims adds up.

Edit: @capefear56 you saw the wife pic, right? $100 may actually be low.

 

[PieceofShet]

I didnt see last 10mins, pls say nobody gave him 130 dollars... I know someone was baiting him.

 

[DZoomer]

Isn't it kinda weird how the support has dried up in the middle of the month? Usually Phil has slow days/nights in the last days of the month, but I've personally not seen this happen in the middle of the month. Not that I recall, at least. Maybe a whale has given up on him?

Regardless, I hope the trend continue and the pig sweats more and more for the rest of the month. Nothing is more entertaining than seeing this fat fuck get desperate because he can't budget even if his life depends on it.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He used random bills being due seemingly every day so often as an excuse for begging that anybody keeping track of all the times he said something was due would probably have seen wildly inconsistent dates, but the bank leaks nailing down when what gets paid makes this a particularly audacious tactic if the tweet is accurate. Not like it matters, the people dumb enough to fall for his BS don't care how little anything he claims adds up.

"Bills, bills, bills. I don't want to be Mr. Bills."

 

[actually]

I didnt see last 10mins, pls say nobody gave him 130 dollars... I know someone was baiting him.

Ended at $21. Definitely a begging video coming, in addition to the unrecorded guilt trip / beg combo he did. Tuesday is TWO DAYS AWAY and HE CAN'T AFFORD IT.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Everybody has been playing with these AI image generators. So I wanted to see what a computer was thinking about Phil.

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Some of these might make a good avatar for anyone looking for one...

Spoiler: King of Hate DarksydePhil collection

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He could collect these stupid things they are free and look just as gay and cool as his sweaty wrestler jpgs.

My take:

The AI knows:

 

[NursezillaX]

I didnt see last 10mins, pls say nobody gave him 130 dollars... I know someone was baiting him.

He was putting in OT (despite being exhausted, what a trooper!) desperately hoping that some sad whale would answer the call. Was one of the more enjoying experiences watching him as of late! I don't put very much faith in the piggies ever gaining any kind of self-respect, but hearing him bitch about 'slow ass streams' being 'ridiculous' and crying about having to 'get up early for the stupid react event' may have been enough for them to find some temporary backbone as opposed to their usual response of forking over their car payments and shit.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

But 1MM thinks the ultimate form of altruism is to give a fat man a few more gacha pulls.

That's a lie and you know it, mentally ill troll! Part of it goes to feeding Fhet Khet.

Definitely a begging video coming

Hope we get a dedicated beg video along with the Daily Crap. He should put on the patented Black Begging T-Shirt and say that he can't afford to eat out with his Ginny Sackesque wife. They want to eat robust burgers this week and with how little the piggies are opening their wallets Fhet Khet won't be able to afford 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda. And that's just what the big bitch will have for breakfast!