Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

[LeChampion1992]

That Stratosfur schedule is something else. Pretty much every event that isn't dancing or games is some flavor of autism or tranny shit.

Add in their mask/vax requirements and it just gets worse. Probably only a good con if you enjoy seeing blue-haired fat chicks and ma'am's with beards in ugly thrift store granny dresses in their natural environment.

Why the fuck are they still even requiring masks like you know it's not going to be enforced. it's fucking retarded.

Seeing as this is the thread to sperg about cons, I’m curious if any of you have ever unironically or still unironically attend furcons. If so, what is it like in person or is it the same on YouTube?

No hatred from me, but I’m just curious since some rumors say former or actual furries browse animal control.

Cons are fun if you like being in a space full of a bunch of geeks and doing generally fun activities like tabletop games and other things. What causes issues are generally the encroachment of what I call the NSFW crowd that should be seen only after dark coming around in the middle of the day to "be themselves". Generally speaking babyfurs used to be kept in check until recently with the degeneration of faggotry.

(Also Apologies for the double post.)

 

[Strayserval]

You have no idea how hard you hit the nail on the head there.

Here's just a small sample of who's going, from their official TG chat:View attachment 3369869View attachment 3369872
EDIT: They actually felt compelled to do a land acknowledgement during opening ceremonies. Whining about how they're "sharing land" with a half-dozen tribes or so.


I fucking can't with these jackasses, y'all.

Nothing quite like scrolling past a gargantuan tranny pic in the morning. Nice

 

[Digital Style]

Willing to bet they're not even going to donate to the Native American organization that helped them write that Land Acknowledgement statement on their website. Ahh who am I kidding, of course they didn't. Its all virtue signaling with 99% of these furries.

Also that might have been the worst con schedule I've ever seen.

 

[Urban Sombrero]

I bring forth more StratosFur news.

Context: the lot at the Hyatt Regency Bush Int'l Airport gets full very quickly when they host an event, so they often have overflow parking in a garage across from the hotel.

Bear in mind, however, that this convention is hosted in a really shitty part of Houston. It's called "Gunspoint" for a reason.

Spoiler: What's the worst that could happen?

Anyway, some dude is going around cutting catalytic converters off cars. This happened on the hotel lot:

Then the same thing happened in the overflow garage across the street:

As expected, none of the staff seem to give a shit. Welcome to Greenspoint, motherfuckers!

 

[LeChampion1992]

I bring forth more StratosFur news.

Context: the lot at the Hyatt Regency Bush Int'l Airport gets full very quickly when they host an event, so they often have overflow parking in a garage across from the hotel.

Bear in mind, however, that this convention is hosted in a really shitty part of Houston. It's called "Gunspoint" for a reason.

Spoiler: What's the worst that could happen?

Anyway, some dude is going around cutting catalytic converters off cars. This happened on the hotel lot:
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Then the same thing happened in the overflow garage across the street:
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As expected, none of the staff seem to give a shit. Welcome to Greenspoint, motherfuckers!

Staff at cons could really care less when it comes to what happens to attendees. Most con staff at this point would rather clout chase to their buddies on Twitter then run a successful convention.

 

[Urban Sombrero]

Good morning, Kiwis! If you were waiting for a shitshow from the Texas tranny autismofest known as StratosFur, then boy do I have some news for you!

First off, a hotel staffer came by and shut down the rave, because it was "too loud." But hold on a minute...whatcha doin' Wonderbread?

An attendee tweeted (with lots more details) about the situation, and StratosFur confirmed that the situation was under control.

In the staff chat, it was a 5-alarm fire:

Spoiler: Shit hitting the fan

More light trashiness. Someone thought it would be a cool idea to pull up a chair or two into the elevator.

And our Cat-Converter Caper from last night stepped it up a notch, from stealing catalytic converters to stealing wheels.

Spoiler: Good luck getting home, homie

And the responses to this are just what you'd expect...

What an absolute shitshow. Militant leftists running the con, people's cars getting jacked, hysterical hotel staff, termites, and broken A/C on an entire floor.

The autism on COVID and attendance was just the tip of the iceberg, lmao.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Good morning, Kiwis! If you were waiting for a shitshow from the Texas tranny autismofest known as StratosFur, then boy do I've got some news for you!

First off, a hotel staffer came by and shut down the rave, because it was "too loud." But hold on a minute...whatcha doin' Wonderbread?
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An attendee tweeted (with lots more details) about the situation, and StratosFur confirmed that the situation was under control.

In the staff chat, it was a 5-alarm fire:

Spoiler: Shit hitting the fan

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More light trashiness. Someone thought it would be a cool idea to pull up a chair or two into the elevator.
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And our Cat-Converter Caper from last night stepped it up a notch, from stealing catalytic converters to stealing wheels.

Spoiler: Good luck getting home, homie

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And the responses to this are just what you'd expect...
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What an absolute shitshow. Militant leftists running the con, people's cars getting jacked, hysterical hotel staff, termites, and broken A/C on an entire floor.

The autism on COVID and attendance was just the tip of the iceberg, lmao.

“They needed it more than you”
Anywhere else I’d assume this dudes just trolling, but you know damn good and well this guy was serious.

If they check Facebook marketplace, they could probubly get a great deal on a set of newer model Toyota Corolla wheels and tires lol.

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

What an absolute shitshow. Militant leftists running the con, people's cars getting jacked, hysterical hotel staff, termites, and broken A/C on an entire floor.

The autism on COVID and attendance was just the tip of the iceberg, lmao.

Can't wait to hear the true magic of "Gunspoint" unfurl what with the robberies/muggings, kidnappings, and the occasional murder. In fact, why stop at the catalytic converters and wheels when you can do a complete scrap-job of an entire car?

 

[Markass the Worst]

What an absolute shitshow. Militant leftists running the con, people's cars getting jacked, hysterical hotel staff, termites, and broken A/C on an entire floor.

This is what I like to call "when fantasy meets reality." Furry troons will learn firsthand what exactly the denizens of Gunspoint have to say about their furry identity and gender expression.

 

[SocialDislocationAuto]

Can't wait to hear the true magic of "Gunspoint" unfurl what with the robberies/muggings, kidnappings, and the occasional murder. In fact, why stop at the catalytic converters and wheels when you can do a complete scrap-job of an entire car?

Money to weight ratio- At somewhere round like 50~75 bucks for a cat at your local scrapyard, like 10 pounds and a sawzall? Get in get out easy. Wheels/tires are similar if folks go Indianapolis on the heap, bring an impact and your A-game. Worst come to worst scrap aluminum pays better than scrap steel/iron and you can roll two tires away at a time at a brisk pace alone. Ever try to go furrycon chopshop and casually mosey away with a 4 banger engine down your pants?

 

[Mikoyan]

I know it's always 'used parts for poor people cars' that people are looking for but "corolla rims are what we're looking for" is a new level for me.

My dad did medium-long haul dealer car shuffling for a Caddy dealer for a while. Went a whole state over to get an Escalade only for the dealer to go out back and find it up on jackstands. that was funny.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Good morning, Kiwis! If you were waiting for a shitshow from the Texas tranny autismofest known as StratosFur, then boy do I have some news for you!

First off, a hotel staffer came by and shut down the rave, because it was "too loud." But hold on a minute...whatcha doin' Wonderbread?
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An attendee tweeted (with lots more details) about the situation, and StratosFur confirmed that the situation was under control.

In the staff chat, it was a 5-alarm fire:

Spoiler: Shit hitting the fan

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More light trashiness. Someone thought it would be a cool idea to pull up a chair or two into the elevator.
View attachment 3379772
And our Cat-Converter Caper from last night stepped it up a notch, from stealing catalytic converters to stealing wheels.

Spoiler: Good luck getting home, homie

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And the responses to this are just what you'd expect...
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What an absolute shitshow. Militant leftists running the con, people's cars getting jacked, hysterical hotel staff, termites, and broken A/C on an entire floor.

The autism on COVID and attendance was just the tip of the iceberg, lmao.

Isn't it interesting how the one staff member you don't see expressing concern or doing any sort of work in the official channel is Ryn, the pale white 'native american jew'? Unless they renamed to something else I'm not seeing them at all during this time of actual work and worry for the con.

 

[Lion]

as anthrocon creeps up we already have people bringing up the covid risks for people attending the con and getting upset that AC is trending but not covid.

https://twitter.com/LiteralGrill/status/1536759071662936067

https://archive.ph/CcAbv

 

[Digital Style]

Ahh yes, lets end all furry cons indefinitely until its "safe". Smart thinking, Allie. Who cares if it literally bankrupts/kills a convention, we have to be safe.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Ahh yes, lets end all furry cons indefinitely until its "safe". Smart thinking, Allie. Who cares if it literally bankrupts/kills a convention, we have to be safe.

"We need a total and complete shutdown of the furry fandom until we can figure out what's going on."

 

[camopattern]

as anthrocon creeps up we already have people bringing up the covid risks for people attending the con and getting upset that AC is trending but not covid.
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https://twitter.com/LiteralGrill/status/1536759071662936067

https://archive.ph/CcAbv

If he wants his foot amputated sooner just "accidentally sleep with it in a bucket of ice". Worked great for another furry

 

[Pinball 2000]

as anthrocon creeps up we already have people bringing up the covid risks for people attending the con and getting upset that AC is trending but not covid.
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https://twitter.com/LiteralGrill/status/1536759071662936067

https://archive.ph/CcAbv

You forgot to include what (I personally believe) is one of the funniest fucking covid-sperging tweets I've ever seen

(original tweet) (archive)

I only wish I knew what the tweet they were quoting was, they deleted it before anyone archived it.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

"We need a total and complete shutdown of the furry fandom until we can figure out what's going on."

I'm going to laugh if there's a monkeypox outbreak at a furry convention, which is entirely plausible since it looks sexually transmitted and has a gigantic incubation time so people don't know they're carriers.

We'll have to start calling it foxpox.

 

[“Fun”times]

I love how paranoid about the coof they are but you know damn well these fags have the raunchiest nasty unprotected sex with as many people as they can. Wonder if that retard one is gonna be there to cum all over a pizza again.

 

[Catboi]

I love how paranoid about the coof they are but you know damn well these fags have the raunchiest nasty unprotected sex with as many people as they can. Wonder if that retard one is gonna be there to cum all over a pizza again.

Don't forget to mask up while in a ventilated and monitored hotel lobby, you don't want to spread anything to the 20 dicks you'll take later