Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
  • Total voters
    2,597
The Dude said:
All these new retarded summerfag kids shitting up the thread is so fucking obnoxious. And they always ask/say the same basic shit that has been common knowledge for years. They never have the common decency to actually read the thread before posting, probably because
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TL;DR BOOMER

Also, is Russell mentally challenged? Do we know anything about his family? How does he afford lawyers to sue all these famous women? Has he ever even had sex before? Does he really post such crazy things online or is it mostly trolls impersonating him? Can he speak if his face is paralyzed? These are important questions we should be asking if we're going to discuss him.

Btw I know all the words to his songs. Do you?

Didn't think so. Suck it lololol

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lolol I can say that here and not get banned lololo I'm so badass
 
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Drowningman said:
He Removed his apartment inside pic today. Typical Russ.
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I'm pretty sure the only reason he posted it was to show off his singular 10lb dumbbell that he placed on the couch. Probably expected loads of e-thots to comment on what a studly cool dude he must be if he's doing weights in the living room! When that didn't happen, he deleted it in a rage. Those damn Kiwi's are to blame! He will never learn.
 
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StinkySnack said:
I'm pretty sure the only reason he posted it was to show off his singular 10lb dumbbell that he placed on the couch. Probably expected loads of e-thots to comment on what a studly cool dude he must be if he's doing weights in the living room! When that didn't happen, he deleted it in a rage. He will never learn.
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Or he was trying to convince us that he goes to the gym to do something other than walk on a treadmill for 45 minutes while creepily staring at girls working out
 
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StinkySnack said:
I'm pretty sure the only reason he posted it was to show off his singular 10lb dumbbell that he placed on the couch. Probably expected loads of e-thots to comment on what a studly cool dude he must be if he's doing weights in the living room! When that didn't happen, he deleted it in a rage. Those damn Kiwi's are to blame! He will never learn.
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He deleted it because nobody could see his Eat, Pray, Love decor in his kitchen area.
 
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StinkySnack said:
I just noticed that there's a cell phone on the couch arm in that photo as well. So either his dad IS staying with him and driving him around, or he owns two cell phones for some reason.
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One is for stalking ethots and the other is for making anonymous threats against them when he gets rebuffed.
 
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StinkySnack said:
Has he *ever* posted a meme that's actually funny? Someone already said this earlier, but these are the same types of memes that my grandparents post.
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Russell does not have any palpable sense of humor. I don't think he understands what humor is or why something would be humorous.

Source? His book. Not only does he feel the need to autistically explain or punctuate every pun, but his "jokes" consist of such gems as "Taylor Swift acts like she's going to say let's have sex but instead says let's have ice cream," and "Morgan Freeman Owl says that saying "hoo" is an offensive stereotype".

And worst of all, he unironically uses the phrase "excuse the smell, I just cracked a funny".

He is simply incapable of intentionally doing or saying anything funny.
 
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Hollywood Hitler said:
I'm sure he laughs everytime he thinks about this meme too. Other than the stalking he's a painfully normal 30 year old Boomer.
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I'm glad he's never posted a video of himself laughing. Imagine the absolute mess! I always thought it was ironic that he had a few janitorial jobs, seeing as a great deal of his work would consist of mopping up his own mouth slop. Like hiring a snail to clean your floors.
 
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StinkySnack said:
I just noticed that there's a cell phone on the couch arm in that photo as well. So either his dad IS staying with him and driving him around, or he owns two cell phones for some reason.
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I'm still of the opinion that he is not driving and is posting the car/driving stuff to make him seem like a normal functioning adult human in order to trick himself and others into believing he is cool

I'll need video evidence of him driving a car in the city and doing a proper left hand turn to believe it
 
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Cilleystring said:
I'm still of the opinion that he is not driving and is posting the car/driving stuff to make him seem like a normal functioning adult human in order to trick himself and others into believing he is cool

I'll need video evidence of him driving a car in the city and doing a proper left hand turn to believe it
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Yeah, I'm on the fence about this one too. If he was truly driving then I feel like he would have posted some driving selfies at some point. But I dunno...

If you're reading here Russell, take a picture of your drivers license and post it to Facebook. We already know where you live anyways. In fact, I was the one who kicked your doormat, bitch.
 
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StinkySnack said:
Yeah, I'm on the fence about this one too. If he was truly driving then I feel like he would have posted some driving selfies at some point. But I dunno...
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I'm with you. I think he would post driving selfie and a video of him driving just to prove us wrong.

EDIT: Curse you autocorrect.
 
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