A Kiwi Farms game of FATAL: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

Glaukon laughs at puny bandit and swings at him again, straight towards the middle of the torso.
 
Okay now that I'm no longer being raped I'll continue to brawl. What good can a chastity belt do against a chainmail rupturing erection, oh the humanity. I like that we know that the bandits have bodily attraction scores, that information could prove useful.
 
Stienmarr gives a mighty roar and attempts to grapple the helpless bandit.
"THE FIRE GOD REQUIRES A VIRGIN TO BEAR HIS CHILD, HE WHO WILL SET AFLAME THE WORLD!"
It should be noted that Stienmarr failed biology multiple times, and has trouble telling the genders of his own species apart.
 
Gregek takes another swing at this bitchbandit at FP50
A hit! You smash their arm and they lose about half of their LP. However, Their followup attack takes 3 LP from your upper right leg.
Glaukon laughs at puny bandit and swings at him again, straight towards the middle of the torso.
The hit bounces off of the man's helmet, and you get stabbed in the chest for 5 LP.
Okay now that I'm no longer being raped I'll continue to brawl. What good can a chastity belt do against a chainmail rupturing erection, oh the humanity. I like that we know that the bandits have bodily attraction scores, that information could prove useful.
Neither of you manage to do anything to each other.
Stienmarr gives a mighty roar and attempts to grapple the helpless bandit.
"THE FIRE GOD REQUIRES A VIRGIN TO BEAR HIS CHILD, HE WHO WILL SET AFLAME THE WORLD!"
It should be noted that Stienmarr failed biology multiple times, and has trouble telling the genders of his own species apart.
You manage to grapple the bandit, but you both get the brawling result and neither of you damage each other.

It might be worth noting that if more than two people are involved in a grapple, it results in Overbearing (the rape result) automatically being selected...

By the way, you guys are keeping track of your LP, right? You all had enough time to rest and get it all back while you left the village and came here, but I personally haven't been keeping track of every player's LP.
 
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A hit! You smash their arm and they lose about half of their LP. However, Their followup attack takes 3 LP from your upper right leg.

The hit bounces off of the man's helmet, and you get stabbed in the chest for 5 LP.

Neither of you manage to do anything to each other.

You manage to grapple the bandit, but you both get the brawling result and neither of you damage each other.

It might be worth noting that if more than two people are involved in a grapple, it results in Overbearing (the rape result) automatically being selected...

By the way, you guys are keeping track of your LP, right? You all had enough time to rest while you left the village and came here, but I personally haven't been keeping track of every player's LP.
Yep, Glaukon is currently at 19/24. He also takes another swing at the bandit?
 
Gregek will take another swing at this one armed bandit bastard. FP50

LP: 34/41
 
I'll continue to struggle, hoping that that I'll smash his other testicle.
 
Yeah, I think I have 29/30 LP left.
I'm going to try again, because I'm morbidly curious to see the rape rules in action.
"YEEEAAHHH, SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!" Stienmar bellows, as he attempts to take down the bandit. A fit of spastic laughter follows.
 
Yep, Glaukon is currently at 19/24. He also takes another swing at the bandit?
/The bandit takes a hit to the chest and stumbles backwards. Then he tries to attack you, but he gets a critical failure, falls down, trips, and breaks his neck.
Gregek will take another swing at this one armed bandit bastard. FP50

LP: 34/41
Your target dies!

I'll continue to struggle, hoping that that I'll smash his other testicle.
You try to wrestle with him, but you have little success. He's just much bigger than you are.
Yeah, I think I have 29/30 LP left.
I'm going to try again, because I'm morbidly curious to see the rape rules in action.
"YEEEAAHHH, SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!" Stienmar bellows, as he attempts to take down the bandit. A fit of spastic laughter follows.
You get the bandit in a suplex(!) and throw her backwards over your head(!!). She lands on his head, and takes 1 damage because her helmet fell off. She spends the rest of his turn recovering and standing back up.
Just a reminder, if someone else grapples him with you, you'll automatically begin to overbear him and one of you will automatically be eligible for a rape attempt.
 
/The bandit takes a hit to the chest and stumbles backwards. Then he tries to attack you, but he gets a critical failure, falls down, trips, and breaks his neck.

Your target dies!


You try to wrestle with him, but you have little success. He's just much bigger than you are.

You get the bandit in a suplex(!) and throw her backwards over your head(!!). She lands on his head, and takes 1 damage because her helmet fell off. She spends the rest of his turn recovering and standing back up.
Just a reminder, if someone else grapples him with you, you'll automatically begin to overbear him and one of you will automatically be eligible for a rape attempt.
Glaukon strolls over and helps Stienmar with his rape attempt, grappling the bandit's head end?
 
Since Gregek doesn't want our other party member to die/be raped, he will help Sybil by uh, I guess grappling with her target as well.
 
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Sybil continues to grapple, happy that despite being over matched (and raped a little bit) she is still in the fight.
 
Since Gregek doesn't want our other party member to die/be raped, he will help Sybil by uh, I guess grappling with her target as well.
Sybil continues to grapple, happy that despite being over matched (and raped a little bit) she is still in the fight.
You two manage to pin the bandit down. The bandit's attemtped counterattack misses.

Steinmar will attempt to sodomize the bandit of ambiguous gender.
...I kind of feel really, really dirty.
You roll the choking result and attempt to choke the bandit, but they escape!
 
Poor Glaukon, he takes a swing at the escaping bandit's legs since he was overlooked?
 
Gregek will attempt to choke the pinned down bandit.
 
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