Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[formerfatcow]

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Absolute cringe.

 

[M.T. Graves]

She went out in a sports bra and garbage bag. For being a “fashion model” she sure does look like a disaster all the time.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Because Rylee was asserting his independence and stopped agreeing to be Tess' prop whenever she wanted to show off what a great MAWM was on social media. He reached the age where his peers could go online and see photos of him standing next to his mother dressed like a truck stop hooker with her mouth open and ready for Cake John loads, and it must have embarrassed the living shit out of him.

Since Rylee declined to be her prop, she decided to dump him on the first person to take him in, and concentrate on making sure that Bowie stays her little slave golden child.

Vanity, gluttony, delusion and deceit can, to an extent, be forgiven.

Treating your own child in such a despicable manner however cannot be ever excused, and this fucking abomination truly deserves each and every physical ailment coming her way.

 

[Local Fed]

She went out in a sports bra and garbage bag. For being a “fashion model” she sure does look like a disaster all the time.View attachment 3385455

Her gunt in that skirt looks like she has a tire (whose tread has been worn away) around her waist.

 

[Trombonista]

She went out in a sports bra and garbage bag. For being a “fashion model” she sure does look like a disaster all the time.View attachment 3385455

Damn, Ginger Spice really let herself go.

 

[multiverse]

She went out in a sports bra and garbage bag. For being a “fashion model” she sure does look like a disaster all the time.View attachment 3385455

That entire outfit is four sizes too small, minimum.

The skirt is rolling up under her gunt while standing still. She cannot sit without absolutely sliming her seat, because that skirt is going to roll up into her folds immediately. The same thing will happen if she walks, just at a slightly slower pace.

The tit cups barely contain her bulbous chest above her tits. Her THAT ASS is rolled up and tucked under the hem. But again, she is standing still. As soon as she moves, those things are bursting forth as the top immediately rolls up.

She's stuffed herself into a size 26 outfit when she needs a size 36.

 

[Vastly Amused]

TESS DON'T WANNA GO TO WEIGHT WATCHERS
OH NO NO NO!

...YES SHE STANS "BLACK"
AND WHAT A FAT BACK
THAT 'HO, 'HO, 'HO!

 

[Water-T]

Damn, Ginger Spice really let herself go.

IF YOU WANNA BE HER LOVER
YOU GOTTA FART ON SOME CAKES

I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA
I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA BE A BRAPHOG

 

[JambledUpWords]

She went out in a sports bra and garbage bag. For being a “fashion model” she sure does look like a disaster all the time.View attachment 3385455

This kind of look just screams $2 hooker. It doesn’t even matter if a thin person wore it, I’d still think it would make someone look like a lady of the night.

That skirt doesn’t even look comfortable, she looks like a stuffed sausage. She should have went for a midi length pencil skirt with that top, it would have looked more age appropriate and it would have covered up those legs better. Her legs, like other deathfat legs, are horrifying to look at.

 

[NoReturn]

When Ryann moved to Seattle, she met and dated this John guy, and they moved to LA together before breaking up. Their relationship lasted at least several years, and began when Rylee was somewhere around 3-4. Ryann called John Rylee's dad. He was probably around longer than the Holliday fellow.
[...]
Jolene OK'D Ryann and Bowie temporarily crashing in her one bedroom apartment while they got on their feet, but I guess Rylee was a bridge too far. So he was kicked out of the house at age 13 and sent to live with John, his mom's ex boyfriend.

Assuming John isn't some kind of creep, the dude seems like a genuinely cool person for taking in a kid who - while not biologically related to him - clearly imprinted on him during a critical point in development.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Assuming John isn't some kind of creep, the dude seems like a genuinely cool person for taking in a kid who - while not biologically related to him - clearly imprinted on him during a critical point in development.

If John's not a creep, he might just be a doormat with a conscience. Even if he's a standup guy, it still sickens me that Tess handed her kid off to someone because she's lazy and can only tolerate an adoring audience, but it also sickens me that it's genuinely a better situation overall for Rylee to be with this guy since Tess is such a disgusting and neglectful cunt. Save Bowie.

 

[NoReturn]

How many people keep childhood photos of themselves on their phones ready to go for making videos like this?
I suppose maybe she could have just googled herself, though, seeing as she's semi-famous enough to be able to find it that way.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Huh. So she was normal sized once. She could have been the most mediocre trashy pin-up moddel ever, had she kept her weight in check. Now she's all that AND super morbidly obese.

 

[multiverse]

Huh. So she was normal sized once. She could have been the most mediocre trashy pin-up moddel ever, had she kept her weight in check. Now she's all that AND super morbidly obese.

Now she's modeling bariatric equipment. SUPAMODDLE.

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[evelynhopewell]

I wonder if Rylee and/or Bowie would write a tell-all memoir about how awful it is to be biologically related to Messy Tessy when she croaks...

 

[Water-T]

I wonder if Rylee and/or Bowie would write a tell-all memoir about how awful it is to be biologically related to Messy Tessy when she croaks...

Mawmmy Dearest

"BOWIE - FETCH ME MY STARBUCKS!"

"RYLEEEEEE! I....SAID....NO.....DIETS........EVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

"IT FIGURES YOU WOULD KNOW WHERE THE JOHNS AND THE CAKES ARE"

 

[Angry New Ager]

Jolene OK'D Ryann and Bowie temporarily crashing in her one bedroom apartment while they got on their feet, but I guess Rylee was a bridge too far. So he was kicked out of the house at age 13 and sent to live with John, his mom's ex boyfriend.

Jolene lived down in Costa Mesa at the time. Rylee's school was/is in Long Beach, and the reason Tess gave for having him move in with John was so he wouldn't have to change schools. (I think she said it in the Parents magazine article.)

Tess's plan, I am sure, was to move back to Long Beach as soon as she was able, which makes sense because it's the one coastal community in the greater Los Angeles area she could remotely afford. Going inland to a more affordable community is uncool in terms of both social cachet and actual temperatures, and Tess wasn't going to go sweat it out among the plebs (though I'm still holding out for a Hemet/San Jacinto/Apple Valley chapter in this saga when she's past her prime cake-john years and takes up full-time residence on a mattress in her living room).

Anyway, making Rylee switch to a new school for an undetermined amount of time, only to switch back to his original school, would have been a truly shitty idea. Plus, Jolene's apartment was only one bedroom, Tess had no virtually money coming in, and landlords tend not to like it when you let a bunch of extra people who are not on the lease occupy your apartment.

Personally, I suspect Rylee was on his way to moving in with John well before Nick fucked back off to Oz; I was under the impression they resented each other, and the Long Beach apartment they all shared was small. If Nick and Rylee didn't get into shouting matches, they eventually would have.

Rylee is now 16 and still doesn't live with his mom, despite her apartment having more bedrooms now (2) than the apartment he once shared with his mom, Nick, his brother, and Nana Beth (they all loved in a one bedroom together).

That may very well be his choice by now, and frankly he's far better off not living with her.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

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Assuming John isn't some kind of creep, the dude seems like a genuinely cool person for taking in a kid who - while not biologically related to him - clearly imprinted on him during a critical point in development.

I know very little about this guy but Rylee is of normal weight, does well in school, and doesn’t appear to get in trouble with the authorities. So he must be doing a good enough job or at least better than Tess, which I understand is a very low bar. Furthermore he doesn’t get to have random freaks and losers call him their son like Bowie, nor does he have to pretend random black people are part of his family either. Rylee will do okay, it’s Bowie that is more of a concern.