Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Force and Character]

Have you considered purchasing a dildo of him you weird freak?

A Patrick-shaped dildo would only ever be useful as a bowling ball.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I went through the first 150 pages of this thread because I was curious why this cow got such a massive following in such a short time, but now I understand.
I have never seen someone THIS insufferable. The smug superiority of this absolute retard makes his countless Ls sweeter than Ambrosia.

 

[r00]

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Professional author Patrick S Tomlinson uses "and I" instead of "and me" because that's what handsome, clever boys like him do. Little does he know that he's actually a fucking idiot that is routinely stumped by basic English. What a pretentious pig man.

 

[Nod Flenders]

His link says nine inches, not seven inches:
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I find it interesting, but not surprising, that this fat idiot sees a past moral panic where people in power reacted by banning things for people who weren't using them wrong and that he now considers to be stupid in retrospect but views himself as so obviously someone who would have been completely on the side of the people out of power who wanted things to remain legal rather than a turn of the century yet still fat Patrick S. Tomlinson writing illiterate diatribes about the urgent necessity of outlawing hat pins totally and ordering any stalkers who wants one to the gallows.

Of course he's illiterate, considering his GPA is only 1.2, and he's fat.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

more gems from criminal aTalkers:

Spoiler: I'm not texting you stalker. You have never been contacted.

I get it, I gotta spoiler the long ones!

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

How does a grown man fall for "no u" over and over again? His HS bullies must have been dedicated because Pat is clearly in a retarded state, still falling for childish pranks and tactics

 

[Meat Target]

Nice Podcast Stupid may be gone, but Pat will always be fat and stupid.

A Patrick-shaped dildo would only ever be useful as a bowling ball.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

 

[ILoveNiggers]

"Because racism is funny, right?"

Yes correct.

Pat finally gets one right.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Tranny and cat fetishism

He should hook up with Nick Fuentes then.

 

[AnOminous]

I find it interesting, but not surprising, that this fat idiot sees a past moral panic where people in power reacted by banning things for people who weren't using them wrong and that he now considers to be stupid in retrospect but views himself as so obviously someone who would have been completely on the side of the people out of power who wanted things to remain legal rather than a turn of the century yet still fat Patrick S. Tomlinson writing illiterate diatribes about the urgent necessity of outlawing hat pins totally and ordering any stalkers who wants one to the gallows.

The actual issue was women were using these "excessively" long "hatpins" for self-defense. They were essentially weapons. Their use as such against the degenerates and criminals of Chicago should have been considered protected under the Second Amendment or, at the time, whatever Illinois used as a constitution.

It wasn't a moral panic so much as it was an attempt to ban an implement of self-defense.

 

[ellroy]

The actual issue was women were using these "excessively" long "hatpins" for self-defense. They were essentially weapons. Their use as such against the degenerates and criminals of Chicago should have been considered protected under the Second Amendment or, at the time, whatever Illinois used as a constitution.

It wasn't a moral panic so much as it was an attempt to ban an implement of self-defense.

Could it be taken as a moral panic to ban self-defense since it disrupted traditional roles of policing with men?

Take today’s gun debate, there is a moral panic going on to ban magazines of a certain size, AR-15s, and implement red flag laws because schools get shot up once in a while.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

I went through the first 150 pages of this thread because I was curious why this cow got such a massive following in such a short time, but now I understand.
I have never seen someone THIS insufferable. The smug superiority of this absolute retard makes his countless Ls sweeter than Ambrosia.

He’s been a full fledged cow for nearly 5 years. He just belonged to r/opieandanthony. When that shit the bed and Caverlock made the thread, tons of refugees joined the Farms. So, he already has a pre-packaged fandom and then dummy decided to get Null’s attention with the Cloudflare Subpoena and thus the rest of the Kiwi’s got to see how fun our baby suckling infant child is. He really does himself absolutely no favors at all.


tl;dr: Patrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[FinnSven]

But both Pratchett and Fraser could actually write. And Flashy is fucking awesome.

That’s what I said.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

Late to the party but I just found this in my library and it's fitting to post

 

[Immortal Technique]

I'm with ya, but I'm really into my new premise that no one has ever invited him into their yard, so he thinks fences look the same on both sides. I've thought on it a lot, I can't think of any legit reason someone would invite him into their home.

Gather around childs, come closer. Let me explain why that fence is backwards. You see, Fat Pat grew up during the timeframe of that televised TGIF prime time TV lineup of old. One of the featured shows was 'Home Improvement' with the ultra manly man, fix/do it all Tim Allen (aarrgh aarRGH aARGH!), that talked to his neighbor for advice through a fence. Tim The Tool Man Tailor had his fence backwards too, and that was Pat's only father figure growing up.

Plus, Pat did it because he hates section 8 housed niggers.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

couldn't he have just bought a fence with panels on both sides?

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Gather around childs, come closer. Let me explain why that fence is backwards. You see, Fat Pat grew up during the timeframe of that televised TGIF prime time TV lineup of old. One of the featured shows was 'Home Improvement' with the ultra manly man, fix/do it all Tim Allen (aarrgh aarRGH aARGH!), that talked to his neighbor for advice through a fence. Tim The Tool Man Tailor had his fence backwards too, and that was Pat's only father figure growing up.

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Plus, Pat did it because he hates section 8 housed niggers.

This is actually pretty plausible and if it weren't for the very low high school GPA I'd say this is the most likely reason.

Pat tries and fails to mimic what he thinks a masculine person would do in certain situations. Like telling BDA that he won't be needing paramedics, only clean up. It's the kind of bad ass thing somebody would say in a movie, but he followed it up by hiding and then taking the guy to court for a restraining order. If he saw someone on TV he thought was masculine, he'd try to imitate them. He probably wears his dirty sneakers all over his house/when he's in bed as well since that's how people on TV do it.

 

[Lady Crow]

Gather around childs, come closer. Let me explain why that fence is backwards. You see, Fat Pat grew up during the timeframe of that televised TGIF prime time TV lineup of old. One of the featured shows was 'Home Improvement' with the ultra manly man, fix/do it all Tim Allen (aarrgh aarRGH aARGH!), that talked to his neighbor for advice through a fence. Tim The Tool Man Tailor had his fence backwards too, and that was Pat's only father figure growing up.

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Plus, Pat did it because he hates section 8 housed niggers.

What if it was Wilson's fence and, being a wise man and good neighbor, he had it correctly oriented?

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Spoiler: full

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy tries to drum up some enthusiasm for his dumb Tiny Tim book:



Over six hours later and he could only manage 20 likes. Realizing that nobody gives a shit, our piglet decides to send himself threats and go the victim route of promoting his book:



Hey, he nearly managed 50 likes this time, and it only cost him his dignity.