What are your thoughts on mangosteens? I love mangosteens!

Ay Goyim, heard ya were talking about us Mangosteins. Look I know there's a lot of bad info around about ah family and ah history in the mango business, some unpleasantries, but let me assure you my friend it's all just rumahs and lies.

Anyways, since I got ya here I figured maybe I could interest ya in trying one of our new kosher mangos. Finest mangos around, I assure ya, proprietary kosherizing process, blessed by my uncle rabbi Shlomo Mangostein. Ok, look, I like you @Gorgar, so I'll tell you what I'll do; why don't I give you your first crate ah mangos at a discount? Finest mangos around, ya'd have tah be a madman to say no. I'll start getting the paperwork in ordah.

No refunds.
 
BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY "READERS" ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOW LIFE, WANNA-BE, MENTALLY UNSTABLE, BORED, LOW IQ, TRASHY, ENTITLED, UNEDUCATED, GREEDY, ETERNAL VICTIMS!!!!!!!! YOU DESERVE EXACTLY THE PEASANT LIFE YOU HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MANGOSTEENS NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN... FUCK ALL OF YOU IDIOTS I LOVE DESTROYING SOMETHINGAWFULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, YOU FAT FAT NASTY LOW IQ POOR PEOPLE, FUCK YOU PEASANTS.!!!!!! ... FUCK... YOU PEASANT..... KEEP LIVING YOUR PEASANT LIFE!!!!!!!FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUUUUCCCKKKK YYYYYYOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
 
They're cute
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I didn't see anything concrete about the taste, other than that it's delicious. According to Wikipedia they don't have any nutritional value.
 
FUCKING BUY IT, FUCKING DRINK IT, FUCKING CLICK MY LINKS.

I mean Christ, all I'm doing is posting in this thread to support a product which actually pleasantly surprises me, and folks are replying to this thread with shitposts and are going to suggest I'm scamming them. I've said repeatedly that this is just my experience and in no way should indicate how everybody else will feel. I'm saying the links to Amazon are referrals, I'm not trying to hide anything. I'm-

ahh fuck it, I'm leaving this thread, fuck you and fuck Q&A, I can never post a single goddamn thing in here without you faggots making Q&A threads it up in some way or another. I should've learned my lesson long ago and never left the intelligent, rational forum where I don't have to deal with clueless idiots and morons like you people. I'm going back to Lolcow Cults and staying there, since it has a microscopic fraction of the retards and trolls populating Q&A.

I guess that should strike me as being ironic, but it's more sad to me than anything. Thanks for running me out of this goddamn forum.
 
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