Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[EvilDroid64]

His facebook posts are more and more just random streams of consciousness. Which do nothing but show how much his sentience is withering away.

The only thing protecting us from Tammy camel toe in this video was a piece of paper. Jack's final verdict, it be a fun place to hang out with a bunch of guys.

He prides himself on being some kind of food reviewer and doesn't even know what the fuck mystery drink they gave him, so the audience can't get the same thing. "A" based on the pictures, price and whatever the barista made for what she definitely thought was a special needs adult.
Around 3:00, he starts to talk about the prices being reasonable if you go down there (as opposed to using a delivery app) but you can barely hear him over the edited-in Cucking With Jizz intro music. "Grubhub will mark all that stuff, so you want to get in your car, LAZIES, and come on down here."
I would love to see what Jack thinks constitutes a lazy person and how that differs from someone who only eats, watches Nick Jr. and films shitty videos entirely focused around food.

 

[rubytintedchix]

He’s really upset about them not posting prices. Who cares? It’s a coffee shop. It can’t possibly be more expensive than Starbucks.

“We’re going out for coffee THATS IT”

Mommywife must have told him he can’t buy food. He angy.

 

[Aaway]

i see jack is still seething over getting scammed by whoever sold them HOPE and claimed she was a purebred beagle

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

i see jack is still seething over getting scammed by whoever sold them HOPE and claimed she was a purebred beagle

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SEE YOU GUIZE! HOPE is a pure bread beagle. So says the guy who came over to repair my AC. Veterinarians don't know shit.

 

[TurdFondler]

Lmfao that's not a real thing

Web footed beagle!

I bet you the a.c guy bought a dog that was totally "part wolf" and paid a premium for it

 

[captkrisma]

i see jack is still seething over getting scammed by whoever sold them HOPE and claimed she was a purebred beagle

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Fucking Beluga-head...Web-footed beagle isn't a fucking thing...it's a feature of beagles and dogs mixed with beagle. You got a mutt.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I love how Jack complained about how coffee places don't post their price online.

This took me 15 seconds to find on their site.



Also fuck you Jack, going to a coffee place and going two sweet iced coffee drinks. That tells you nothing about the coffee's quality because the sweetness and milk will cover up a lot of deficiencies.

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking Beluga-head...Web-footed beagle isn't a fucking thing...it's a feature of beagles and dogs mixed with beagle. You got a mutt.

I love Jack's cope about how he got completely gypped on a bunk beagle with no legit papers when you can just look at the dog and you know he's told someone it's a beagle and they've looked boggle-eyed at what this fucking retard thinks.

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

Get you... chicken?

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Looks like something I shit out earlier.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I love how Jack complained about how coffee places don't post their price online.

This took me 15 seconds to find on their site.

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Yeah but they mark up their prices. See, Jack says their prices are "more reasonable in person":

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

i see jack is still seething over getting scammed by whoever sold them HOPE and claimed she was a purebred beagle

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And lemme guess, Hope is also half-wolf and half-fox?

 

[captkrisma]

Get you... chicken?

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https://catzinthekitchen.com/2014/03/julia-childs-parmesan-chicken-with.html

Chicken Parmesean in Brown Butter Sauce. Another adaptation and not a legitimate recipe from Julia Child.

EDIT: Holy balls, was I wrong.

 

[rubytintedchix]

And lemme guess, Hope is also half-wolf and half-fox?

Half-bread wolf
Half-bread fox

FTFY

 

[AnOminous]

https://catzinthekitchen.com/2014/03/julia-childs-parmesan-chicken-with.html

Chicken Parmesean in Brown Butter Sauce. Another adaptation and not a legitimate recipe from Julia Child.

Only Jack could have a Julia Child month and then get the ad struck while then doing not a single actual Julia Child recipe. Not even one just for putting in more than infantile effort.

And lemme guess, Hope is also half-wolf and half-fox?

And half leans keto.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Yeah but they mark up their prices. See, Jack says their prices are "more reasonable in person":
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It really weird. Depending on what you order, the larger sizes are different online. Small, same price for everything. Large house drip or latte? Cheaper online. Matcha tea latte? More expensive. Someone probably fucked up putting in the sizing increase options.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Half-bread wolf
Half-bread fox

FTFY

But I thought bread was evil? Jack's gonna Keto-Kill that dog.

Only Jack could have a Julia Child month and then get the ad struck while then doing not a single actual Julia Child recipe. Not even one just for putting in more than infantile effort.

I think this Julia in June is one of his biggest flops yet. A lot of negative attention to the chicken one, fucking up a recipe she made for children to make, and then DMCA'd.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Yes, the famous sub breeds of purebred dogs. That is definitely how that works.

Just accept you have a mutt, Jack. Mutts are great.

Also why does Hope have a harness on in every single picture?

 

[abobe]

i see jack is still seething over getting scammed by whoever sold them HOPE and claimed she was a purebred beagle

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He posted a picture of a "web footed beagle". I looked for the same image and found it, but it is describe that dog as a "Beagle foxhound mix". It still doesn't even look anything like HOPE. Being a dog is the only thing HOPE has in common with a beagle.

Edit: As Quixotic Man said, she has a harness on in every pic. That poor dog is probably wearing it 24/7.

 

[Richard Mongler]

Yes, the famouse sub breeds of purebred dogs. That is definitely how that works.

Just accept you have a mutt, Jack. Mutts are great.

Also why does Hope have a harness on in every single picture?

I'd like to know why too. Mushbrain clearly doesn't walk her and I personally doubt Big T does either. They have a fenced in yard so it's not like they're latching her to a tree like I've seen in some fenceless neighborhoods. There really is no reason I can think of for her to have one.

 

[Staffy]

Update: Jagoff's JULAY IN JUNE announcement video got struck by the WGBH Educational Foundation (aka the TV station of Julia Child). Fatty is going to seethe and rage, and because of this, cease the entirety of Julay in June - calling it!

GET YOU KARMA.

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Edit: This is the archive of the copyright-struck video. Many thanks to @Neko GF our resident archivist:

Yeah, I think this is why he posted a lot of bullshit in his facebook.