Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JJLiautaud]

He’s a notable part of the Patriverse now

The *Fatriverse its nothing but peperoni and retarded takes.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

I know it's very difficult to find media that properly captures Patrick's fatty girth, but I think I found one that comes close.

I'll take my puzzle pieces now.

It takes an artificial intelligence to properly represent the slimness of Patrick. Stolen from the DALL-E thread.

Is this a Dan thread now?

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Imagine doxing yourself because, get this, you think the OnA fanbase will never turn on you LOL

 

[Dean Pentel]

More gold from the lit crit boys, Dan may be done but the Pat punches never stop:

Spoiler: Many Images

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I don't know why, but I found the reference to that awful TV show Bones damn funny.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Dan Mullen got cucked in the sweltering steamy Summer of 2022.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Imagine doxing yourself because, get this, you think the OnA fanbase will never turn on you LOL

You’re being way too serious. I’ve already told everyone here that I’m Eric Hildeman of Milwaukee and nobody has been any bit short of pleasant with me.

 

[Spunt]

People complain about Kiwifarms but those OnA people are absolutely mental.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

People complain about Kiwifarms but those OnA people are absolutely mental.

It was even worse when it was a subreddit

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Someone reposted this over on the other forums. It is very old but I'm not sure if it has been posted here yet.

We start with a tweet of Pat bragging about fixing his floor:

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He even tweeted out a running commentary of the job:

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I'm sure most of you know what's coming (Niki Robinson is Pat's wife):

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Yes. Piggy's wife had to hire a contractor to do the floor, but piggy took credit for the job on twitter. He even mocked anyone who told him to hire a pro:

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Fucking shameless.

Pat Long Johnson is a true professional, tolerating the fat homeowner who kept awkwardly waddling in to snap photos with his phone.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

One of the funniest things about Pat is that he'll be relentlessly trolled for the rest of his life. He's such a pompous ass, should he make it to old age, the nurses will be laughing about him in the retirement home.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

One of the funniest things about Pat is that he'll be relentlessly trolled for the rest of his life. He's such a pompous ass, should he make it to old age, the nurses will be laughing about him in the retirement home.

"I did not lose on bingo night, child."

 

[get-tar manajerk]

"I did not lose on bingo night, child."

"that was merely your dementia, whippersnapper"

 

[CatboyCumDump]

"I did not lose on bingo night, child."

"No, child, I do not wear adult diapers."
"Mr Tomlinson I have to change you or you are going to get a rash."
"These are your delusional again, aTalker."

 

[Formerly Trucks]

"that was merely your dementia, whippersnapper"

"I've never had teeth, child. Never have, never will, thaT's jusT your dilutions Talking again"

 

[Pickle Built]

One of the funniest things about Pat is that he'll be relentlessly trolled for the rest of his life. He's such a pompous ass, should he make it to old age, the nurses will be laughing about him in the retirement home.

He'll be the only man to ever be so fat his wrinkles become like greasy pepperoni sticks

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

"I've never had teeth, child. Never have, never will, thaT's jusT your dilutions Talking again"

"My dentures aren't in backwards, child. This is how you're supposed to wear them."

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

People complain about Kiwifarms but those OnA people are absolutely mental.

just a bunch of scrappy rapscallions is all, we ain't mean you no harm

 

[Pickle Built]

just a bunch of scrappy rapscallions is all, we ain't mean you no harm

Lies aTalker child. I have received countless death threats from the mothers of the niggeroni I made.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

just a bunch of scrappy rapscallions is all, we ain't mean you no harm

So many lies are spread about Onaforums by the 1.2 GPA puddinghead Rick Sean Thomas that I just assume any scandalous rumors about goings on over there are fake news spread by his many alts and SFWA ball washers. I read over on lit crit that @SomervilleDan never even existed and Patrick made him up just to frame the Onaforums for felony podcast harassment. Troubling.

 

[clusterfuckk]

I’ve read all the highlights in this thread and I’m still confused about the nigger child pepperoni.

A fun drinking game would be take a shot every time Fatrick says ‘stalker’
Shitfaced in two tweets.