Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,594
I've got this mental image of Russhole "performing" his song at the "popular Vegas venue": Russhole sets up in a busker/street performer space on Freemont Street. He's wearing his red sequined sport coat, messy beard coated in spittle, greasy hair disheveled. He sits there on a folding chair with one of those tiny little shitty boom boxes in front of him playing a CD-R of all his "produced" songs on a loop, volume cranked all the way up to the point that the speakers are distorted. On the ground near Russ and the little stereo is a plastic jar with a sign covered in messy writing that reads "Will boogie down to my totally awesome songs for $$$!" The jar is completely empty and passers-by do their best not to look in Russhole's direction as they walk past him.
 
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waffle said:
The six inxh HDMI cable is basacially s microcosm of Russ's amazing decision making abilities.
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PROTIP: if you're going to use court A/V equipment, you should always call chambers and let them know and if you ask nicely, they'll usually let you in when it's closed to make sure you can get your own equipment to work. They don't want to have their afternoon wasted with an embarrassing disaster either.

It's absolutely baffling to me that Russ could miss his own hearing that he demanded and then show up completely unready anyway with equipment it's difficult to imagine would work in any court I can think of.

Seriously, if you're going to operate in a space like a courtroom you should familiarize yourself with it so you have some kind of mental map of it and know where you're going and what you're doing when you're there. If you don't (and even if you do) there is a big chance of an embarrassing gaffe at a time it would throw you off your game.

I can't even imagine where you get such a thing. I don't have one less than six feet or so.
 
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I always thought that story about the 6-in cable was something Russ made up. Smells like an excuse. "Well I woulda won, but my cable was too short so I couldn't show my awesome evidence" just doesn't hold up when you really do have to go out of your way to find an HDMI cable smaller than 3 feet. Unless the stores where he is are very different than the ones where I am.
 
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AnOminous said:
PROTIP: if you're going to use court A/V equipment, you should always call chambers and let them know and if you ask nicely, they'll usually let you in when it's closed to make sure you can get your own equipment to work. They don't want to have their afternoon wasted with an embarrassing disaster either.

It's absolutely baffling to me that Russ could miss his own hearing that he demanded and then show up completely unready anyway with equipment it's difficult to imagine would work in any court I can think of.

Seriously, if you're going to operate in a space like a courtroom you should familiarize yourself with it so you have some kind of mental map of it and know where you're going and what you're doing when you're there. If you don't (and even if you do) there is a big chance of an embarrassing gaffe at a time it would throw you off your game.

I can't even imagine where you get such a thing. I don't have one less than six feet or so.
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The six inch HDMI cable incident was with his first TS suit. He showed up late to the AG trial because he put the wrong time in his phone and didn't bother to double check. In both cases, he wasn't allowed to present his "awesome evidence" because the case was dismissed either for jurisdiction (TS) or failure to state a claim (AG). Russ did not understand why he wasn't allowed to show his "evidence" and remains convinced to this day that if he had been allowed, he would have won. SPOILER: He would have still lost.
 
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AnOminous said:
PROTIP: if you're going to use court A/V equipment, you should always call chambers and let them know and if you ask nicely, they'll usually let you in when it's closed to make sure you can get your own equipment to work. They don't want to have their afternoon wasted with an embarrassing disaster either.

It's absolutely baffling to me that Russ could miss his own hearing that he demanded and then show up completely unready anyway with equipment it's difficult to imagine would work in any court I can think of.

Seriously, if you're going to operate in a space like a courtroom you should familiarize yourself with it so you have some kind of mental map of it and know where you're going and what you're doing when you're there. If you don't (and even if you do) there is a big chance of an embarrassing gaffe at a time it would throw you off your game.

I can't even imagine where you get such a thing. I don't have one less than six feet or so.
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All of that is true and correct, but by going into lawyer stuff that Russ pretends to know, it alides the even simpler principle that even Russ should know. If you're in doubt, guess long. Shit get the 20' one that spaghetties all over the room and make a tasteful joke about it. Getting the 6" one is almost worse than just not having one. At the very best you're asking for a shitty awkark hookup that's difficult to use, at a time you don't want to be distracted with something like that.
 
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All of that is true and correct, but by going into lawyer stuff that Russ pretends to know, it alides the even simpler principle that even Russ should know. If you're in doubt, guess long. Shit get the 20' one that spaghetties all over the room and make a tasteful joke about it. Getting the 6" one is almost worse than just not having one. At the very best you're asking for a shitty awkark hookup that's difficult to use, at a time you don't want to be distracted with something like that.
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It's been a while since we went over the TS stuff from the first suit. What exactly was he going to show that he though would guarantee victory?
 
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The Dude said:
I've got this mental image of Russhole "performing" his song at the "popular Vegas venue": Russhole sets up in a busker/street performer space on Freemont Street. He's wearing his red sequined sport coat, messy beard coated in spittle, greasy hair disheveled. He sits there on a folding chair with one of those tiny little shitty boom boxes in front of him playing a CD-R of all his "produced" songs on a loop, volume cranked all the way up to the point that the speakers are distorted. On the ground near Russ and the little stereo is a plastic jar with a sign covered in messy writing that reads "Will boogie down to my totally awesome songs for $$$!" The jar is completely empty and passers-by do their best not to look in Russhole's direction as they walk past him.
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Sit? On a chair?

Bullshit, he'll DANCE!

 
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The Dude said:
I've got this mental image of Russhole "performing" his song at the "popular Vegas venue": Russhole sets up in a busker/street performer space on Freemont Street. He's wearing his red sequined sport coat, messy beard coated in spittle, greasy hair disheveled. He sits there on a folding chair with one of those tiny little shitty boom boxes in front of him playing a CD-R of all his "produced" songs on a loop, volume cranked all the way up to the point that the speakers are distorted. On the ground near Russ and the little stereo is a plastic jar with a sign covered in messy writing that reads "Will boogie down to my totally awesome songs for $$$!" The jar is completely empty and passers-by do their best not to look in Russhole's direction as they walk past him.
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The sign on the jar's all fucked up, he misspells boogie as "boogey" and he used a piece of paper thats way too small, a post it note, and wrote the first two words way too big, forcing him to write the rest of it in smaller and smaller handwriting and curving it at the edges of the paper so it all can fit.

WILL BOO
GEY DOWN
For 15 dollars and a kiss
 
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I somewhat believe the 6-inch HDMI cable incident. It's Russ at Radio Shack a good while ago, HDMI was still somewhat expensive-ish and RS still had some selection focused on nerds/hobbiests and keeping cable runs short, neat, perfect is a thing.

They probably had 6-inch for people connecting things that at practically touching AND they were likely the cheapest price by far.

Russ being in a hurry and thinking he is a next level genius went for it instead of even a 3 foot. Classic Russtard. Also by his aversion to hobbies and vidya and always either renting rooms or having family help move him into an apartment he had zero experience hooking up his own TV.
 
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