Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

I somewhat believe the 6-inch HDMI cable incident. It's Russ at Radio Shack a good while ago, HDMI was still somewhat expensive-ish and RS still had some selection focused on nerds/hobbiests and keeping cable runs short, neat, perfect is a thing.

They probably had 6-inch for people connecting things that at practically touching AND they were likely the cheapest price by far.

Russ being in a hurry and thinking he is a next level genius went for it instead of even a 3 foot. Classic Russtard. Also by his aversion to hobbies and vidya and always either renting rooms or having family help move him into an apartment he had zero experience hooking up his own TV.

My personal hypothesis is that he's such a cheapskate he just went with the least expensive option. He didn't consider WHY it was cheaper than the others.

 

[NoosJunki]

The thought of Russ performng on Only Fans is to horrifying for words. Do they have a Sped Porn category?

We both know the answer to that is yes.

 

[Walking Clock]

Whether the six-inch cable story is true or not, it still demonstrates his incompetence. According to his book, he only went to buy the cable when his physical documents were delayed in being printed out because he’d only ordered them 4 hours before the trial began and a crazy cat lady in front of him ordered “500” pictures of her cats.

So he goes to Radio Shack after the court tells him he can show his evidence in Power Point but he’ll have to provide his own HDMI cable. Russ is offered three different sizes and chooses the smallest one, despite buying it solely to use for his emergency backup plan.

If all this true, Russ is a complete idiot for waiting until the day of his trial to prepare his evidence. If he’s lying to garner sympathy, then it never occurred to him that his bullshit story makes him look like a sped instead of an underdog hero.

 

[The Great Citracett]

If all this true, Russ is a complete idiot for waiting until the day of his trial to prepare his evidence. If he’s lying to garner sympathy, then it never occurred to him that his bullshit story makes him look like a sped instead of an underdog hero

Of course this is also the same Russ who was late to his own trial because he had set his alarm wrong despite having the paperwork right in front of him, but could possibly still have made it on time had he not decided to stop by his work on his way to court to grab his signed Ariana photo for "evidence."

 

[Pee Cola]

I can't even imagine where you get such a thing. I don't have one less than six feet or so.

The lack of demand for 6 inch HDMI cables is probably one of the reasons Radio Shack went out of business.

 

[TractorGirl]

Sit? On a chair?

Bullshit, he'll DANCE!

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It’s like a trainwreck, you can’t look away. Also I keep looking at how massive his head is compared to his body and wondering how he stays upright, then next minute he’s on the floor and I wonder if it was part of the dance, or did gravity take over and he turned it into a dance move?

 

[The Great Citracett]

It’s like a trainwreck, you can’t look away. Also I keep looking at how massive his head is compared to his body and wondering how he stays upright, then next minute he’s on the floor and I wonder if it was part of the dance, or did gravity take over and he turned it into a dance move?

He's like Lisa Simpson, his head is so big and heavy it somehow gives him perfect balance and makes for an incredible gymnast

 

[NoosJunki]

He's like Lisa Simpson, his head is so big and heavy it somehow gives him perfect balance and makes for an incredible gymnast

IT'S MORBIN' TIME

 

[RodgerDodger]

I somewhat believe the 6-inch HDMI cable incident. It's Russ at Radio Shack a good while ago, HDMI was still somewhat expensive-ish and RS still had some selection focused on nerds/hobbiests and keeping cable runs short, neat, perfect is a thing.

They probably had 6-inch for people connecting things that at practically touching AND they were likely the cheapest price by far.

Russ being in a hurry and thinking he is a next level genius went for it instead of even a 3 foot. Classic Russtard. Also by his aversion to hobbies and vidya and always either renting rooms or having family help move him into an apartment he had zero experience hooking up his own TV.

I've always assumed the 6 inch HDMI Cable was simple the Mini HDMI to HDMI adapter that comes with the laptop. Which are often a 4-6" dongle. It would be classicaly Russel to not bother to figure out how his shit works until he got into the courtroom. I don't even know why or where you would get a 6" HDMI Cable? Short of a special order from some Chinese cable place on Amazon. The shortest regular packaged cable I have ever encountered is 12".

 

[The Great Citracett]

Homie should have just come rolling in with one of these bad boys:

Bonus points for wheeling it all the way from home.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The shortest regular packaged cable I have ever encountered is 12".

Same here. Of course, if he hadn't waited until the day of the trial to have his documents printed, he wouldn't have needed the cable.

 

[AnOminous]

Short of a special order from some Chinese cable place on Amazon. The shortest regular packaged cable I have ever encountered is 12".

It sounds like the sort of item that is so ridiculous it can't possibly exist outside of a work of fiction, which is why I believe that Russhole managed to find the only six inch HDMI cable that ever existed.

 

[Russketeer]

His boomer and creep show through with going to Kinkos/FedEx to have his documents printed cold. He could have ordered online and had them ready for pickup but that minimizes the interaction with the poor ladies behind the counter. In one of his many useless reviews he complains of his favorite FedEx lady choosing to have a coworker serve him.

 

[Meat Target]

Sit? On a chair?

Bullshit, he'll DANCE!

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There's a Napoleon Dynamite joke to be made here somewhere...

 

[TractorGirl]

There's a Napoleon Dynamite joke to be made here somewhere...

Napoleon was quirky and endearing, Russ is just slimy and off putting

 

[The Dude]

Napoleon was quirky and endearing, Russ is just slimy and off putting

Napoleon had actual skills and was able to win over an entire audience of people who thought he was a weirdo loser, all because of his amazing footwork. Russ is such a bad dancer that he's the living embodiment of the "white people can't dance" stereotype. He spastically flails about like a suffocating large mouth bass flopping around on a dock as it dies.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I don't even know why or where you would get a 6" HDMI Cable?

I'm pretty sure I saw some for sale in Eastern Europe.

Edit: For the life of me, can't find any lower than 39 inches while browsing the stores I remember Eastern Europeans use. I guess I must have seen it in person if at all

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've always assumed the 6 inch HDMI Cable was simple the Mini HDMI to HDMI adapter that comes with the laptop. Which are often a 4-6" dongle. It would be classicaly Russel to not bother to figure out how his shit works until he got into the courtroom. I don't even know why or where you would get a 6" HDMI Cable? Short of a special order from some Chinese cable place on Amazon. The shortest regular packaged cable I have ever encountered is 12".

You can, in fact, buy a 6 inch HDMI cable on Amazon without making special orders, but you have to specifically search for it. But it does lend credence to the theory Russ bought it for its cheapness (five to six dollars for one 6 incher, compared to a 6 foot cable costing $20 for a pack of 3.) Or maybe he was so stupid he thought 6" (notation for six inches) was the same as 6' (notation for six feet).

 

[ScooterL]

Got to say, I'm pretty sure Russ didn't buy any cable that morning. It's a story he made up long after the fact as an excuse for his retarded arguments getting thrown out of court by the fake bias judge.

He never mentioned it until he put it in his "book". I think he got the idea from the same place as he got the idea for the Kiwi Farms molotov cocktail and Morgan Freeman owl.

 

[DennisReynolds]

You can, in fact, buy a 6 inch HDMI cable on Amazon without making special orders, but you have to specifically search for it. But it does lend credence to the theory Russ bought it for its cheapness (five to six dollars for one 6 incher, compared to a 6 foot cable costing $20 for a pack of 3.) Or maybe he was so stupid he thought 6" (notation for six inches) was the same as 6' (notation for six feet).

Russ should start selling signed 6" HDMI cables a la medallions. It'd at least be marginally more successful than any of his other endeavors.