If you could have someone make a lolcow thread for you, who would you target?

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TroonsDid911

TroonsDid911

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I have no where near enough time, effort, or autism to make an OP thread on someone. Having an actual life / job hinders me from serving Kiwi Farms in the truest way.

If you could have someone do all the dirty work for you such as research / archiving etc., who would you have them make a thread on?

For me it would be a guy named MavWarrior2 / Maverick / Maeve / Maeve_warrior. "She" fits all the criteria for a lolcow:

Self-centered with huge ego :agree:

Jobless grifter who mooches off friends / fans :agree:

Rages at everything and creates drama all the time :agree:

Has zero self awareness :agree:

Has tons of degenerate fetishes including loli :agree:

Is a weeb :agree:

Is a troon :agree:

Is a weeb troon :agree:

Is a weeb troon loli vtuber :agree:

Groomed a 12 year old girl who later stole his twitch account and got it banned :agree:

The guy can produce tons of milk and there is a whole slew of history involving his drama and skeletons in the closet, but fuck me if Im going to waste my life building a thread on him.

Maybe one of you would be willing to be my autist-for-hire?
 
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Death2America on Tumblr. She's deleted her account multiple times but she's a legit schizo, unemployed, and a college drop out. Believes she has her own world and thinks she's part of the working class even though she's never worked and lives in a relatively rich part of town
 
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Honestly I thought this was having someone make a lolcow thread ABOUT me. I guess there's plenty of ammo:

-Edgelord that tries hard to look tough and badass but is really pretty thin skinned underneath it

-Was adopted by a fursuit-wearing autist that made me wear tiny green briefs

-Publicly vents anger issues

-Was so hated people voted for me to die

-Simps my adopted brother's girlfriends
 
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Linus Sebastian (Linus Tech Tips)

- hypocrite
- twitter faggot
- wont shut the fuck up with his dumb opinions on WAH show
- scammed viewers in the past with shitty sponsor promotions and products
- race mixer who married a dog woman
- larps like he understands tech
- hires team that knows more than him yet can't overclock for shit
- thinks dropping expensive products is endearing trait
- "adblock is piracy" proceeds to make video teaching how to pirate video games
- thinks he relates to viewerbase when whining about losing around $80,000 CAD from an email scam
- frequent cohost fat furry "Arch Linux btw" Anthony who collects Fox plushies and bitches when his videos dont get more than 1mil views (cant imagine why anyone wouldnt want to see his disgusting greasy face and hair)
 
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It's a real shame that Andy Ditch's thread was such garbage, because he has potential.



 
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Johnny Salami said:
Death2America on Tumblr. She's deleted her account multiple times but she's a legit schizo, unemployed, and a college drop out. Believes she has her own world and thinks she's part of the working class even though she's never worked and lives in a relatively rich part of town
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I actually just got on to check and see if she had one… she gets so mad if anyone says her “world” is a delusion.
 
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This dude
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Caddicarus.

He hasn't crossed quite into lolcow territory yet but the signs are there:

- Won't shut up on twitter about politics.
- Bent a knee to troons.
- Views his actually good content as a shitstain on his career yet keeps the videos up because they rake in youtube money.
- Is a spaz all around.
 
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Caddicarus.

He hasn't crossed quite into lolcow territory yet but the signs are there:

- Won't shut up on twitter about politics.
- Bent a knee to troons.
- Views his actually good content as a shitstain on his career yet keeps the videos up because they rake in youtube money.
- Is a spaz all around.
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i definitely agree. the dude has such a high opinion of himself for reviewing ps1 games and ripping off jontron
 
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Melonpan :
- Has a lot of content on Youtube
- There isn't enough weebshit on this site
- Badly crossdresses as anime characters for cheap laughs, therefore pissing off trannies
- Makes fun of coomers
- Has the potential to trigger both anime-lovers and anime-haters here
 
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