Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Kung Pow Cream said:
I wanted to get the actual thing he said:
"Hey, uh, Signalboot is in the chat. There, uh,[fumbling] a small dono saying, 'Brah, you're pausing too much'. He says, 'Figure it out'. No, Signalboot, you figure it out."
I'm currently looking at the users in the chat and Signalboot isn't there anymore.
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And then PPP told Andy to play through the clip again without pausing.
 
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The show really fucking tanked since the Flam episode.

PPP constantly lying about the flamenco stream and how the stream went is annoying as hell. I know he has a humiliation fetish and he’s doing it to troll the fans but out of all the e-celebs I follow, trolling your fans has never ever once paid off.

Andy's getting manic, pausing every second trying to keep the energy up while PPP just sounds completely out of it.

i gave up within an hour, even though the stuff with the big tech did seem interesting to me, I just couldn’t deal with andy pausing and screaming over it again because he’s trying to keep up the high energy while PPP is just scrolling the chats trying to find some dopamine to wake him up.

PPPs lying really has tainted my taste, before I used to enjoy PPP going on religious rants but now I can’t take it seriously anymore because if he lies about what happened with flam why won’t you lie about the religion crap?
 
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gaystoner said:
The show used to be about cows and an ironic grift side hustle. Now its about fanning their e celeb flames.

Its done lol it might make them some more donos for a bit but the big shows are behind them imo.
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Every fucking time. Every single idiot who tries to do these types of shows and gets a modicum of success lets it get to their heads almost immediately and thinks that the people are there for them and not for the content. Fucking retards.
 
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Chris Mclean said:
On the cumroad he said hes upping it to 6k calories this week and that he's gonna stop doing Cardio. For the record Eddie Hall, a real beast eats 7k a day (when hes cutting) and he's 6'3 and 164kg and works out harder in a day then Andy does in a week. When i used to watchTor Björnsson he ate 9k calories.

But Andy might be on that level of stupid where he believes he needs to eat as much as a real strong man to get gains.
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I want to see Andy's meal plan now. I want to see how he's eating 4500 calories a day when I can barely eat 2k maybe 2.5k on a bad day and I work out more and harder than he does. Also cutting out cardio is gonna work out great when he gets in a ring where the main exercise in boxing is cardio. You can be hulk hogan but if you are out of breath and blown up sucking wind in round 2 you are gonna get knocked the fuck out.

There was a story about Mr. T in WWF at wrestlemania 1. He got in the ring, barely did anything, and when he got to the back they thought he was dying because while he was strong AF he also didn't do cardio. He was laid out in the back hyperventilating off of that little amount of shit they let him do. Cardio is key for literally every sport ever.

Shek$il said:
It's rough being able to put up with less and less of Andy's shit interjections and increasingly blender-like voice.

HEEEHAHHHH HAAAH HAAAAH HAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
ASH- I DOW- DOGGED- HHA AHAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

One day, hopefully soon the money will slow down to the point of PPP vocalizing his anger with Andy.
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That'll go just as well as it did with JF Gariepy and the show will go down the toilet when Andy fires him and gets a new cohost who is somehow worse than PPP
 
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Luke gama said:
Andy needs to shut the fuck up. He needs to learn he's the side kick. Andy has spoken about 70% of the time and it's not working

Every time that PPP is about to get into a roll Andy talks over him.

And the over board laughing is just too much.
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The talking over thing is exactly what happened with Surfer. I hated it then and I hate it now.

I have to admit, Andy's exagerated reactions constantly kill what could be funny content for me.
I'm not a child, I don't think I need some guy yelling "THIS IS SO HILARIOUS" over a funny video to find it funny. Let the audience think for themselves.
Also, If you're going to pause it all the time at least make good observations jfc

Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
It's extremely revolting to me whenever they try and shame or threaten viewers into making sure they hit their $1500 goal.
Oh no! You've only made $1000 in the first hour and a half of a show. That simply won't do.

"SIGNALBOOT COMING IN CLUTCH WITH THE...... $20?? T-thanks... I-I guess..."
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This shit is disgusting to me, it's been bothering me for months now. No gratitude at all. Even when they did get $500 or something in a donation, one of them would chime in with "Maybe you could kick it up to a thousand? Just saying!".
And yeah, of course they're (mostly) joking. PPP is doing his "grifter" bit. But even as a joke, it's still disrespectful. No wonder the paypigs have slowed down their donations.
 
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MrBond said:
I want to see Andy's meal plan now. I want to see how he's eating 4500 calories a day when I can barely eat 2k maybe 2.5k on a bad day and I work out more and harder than he does. Also cutting out cardio is gonna work out great when he gets in a ring where the main exercise in boxing is cardio. You can be hulk hogan but if you are out of breath and blown up sucking wind in round 2 you are gonna get knocked the fuck out.

There was a story about Mr. T in WWF at wrestlemania 1. He got in the ring, barely did anything, and when he got to the back they thought he was dying because while he was strong AF he also didn't do cardio. He was laid out in the back hyperventilating off of that little amount of shit they let him do. Cardio is key for literally every sport ever.


That'll go just as well as it did with JF Gariepy and the show will go down the toilet when Andy fires him and gets a new cohost who is somehow worse than PPP
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Warski needs to add some serious weight for the fight, that's why he needs to over-eat and to be fair 4.5k calories is not that much compared to some bulking diets I've seen. 2k calories is just what the average adult needs, so if you're going to the gym 3k is probably the minimum. You just admitted to being small bro... WHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUDDDYYYYY!!! ASHTON! ASHTON! ASHTOONN S-S-S-S-S-SELF FELTED MUCH??? V-V-VICIOUS VICKERS FOR T-TWENTY THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
 
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King Ethanol Liver Ralph said:
The talking over thing is exactly what happened with Surfer. I hated it then and I hate it now.

I have to admit, Andy's exagerated reactions constantly kill what could be funny content for me.
I'm not a child, I don't think I need some guy yelling "THIS IS SO HILARIOUS" over a funny video to find it funny. Let the audience think for themselves.
Also, If you're going to pause it all the time at least make good observations jfc


This shit is disgusting to me, it's been bothering me for months now. No gratitude at all. Even when they did get $500 or something in a donation, one of them would chime in with "Maybe you could kick it up to a thousand? Just saying!".
And yeah, of course they're (mostly) joking. PPP is doing his "grifter" bit. But even as a joke, it's still disrespectful. No wonder the paypigs have slowed down their donations.
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The signalboot donos were 100% fake, designed to make Ralph seeth. If Kino Casino were an actual casino I'd slam $1000 on that prop bet. You'll never convince me otherwise.

It wouldn't surprise me if even some modest donos were fake, and their goal meter is definitely fake as fuck. The number is almost always divisible by 10, and you can hear at the end of the show people do donate $3 or $4 or whatever
 
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Smarty Pants said:
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Welp, it's going to be another 2 hours of boring stuttering fitness talk, lads. Brace yourselves for the no-gains having retard talking to you about protein powder.

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There's absolutely no way this is true.
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My God, the replies...
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WM3227 said:
And then PPP told Andy to play through the clip again without pausing.
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I remember Godwinson saying irritably to Warski about one clip, "Just let it play." Can't recall, but I doubt he did.

Then when they played the latest ass-kissy shit from PaypigFrog64 ("the Kiwis were good--too good"), PPP said to play it without interruption--& of course Warski paused multiple times, shouted over it, etc etc.

He thinks pausing is some dynamic, creative act.
 
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MrBond said:
That'll go just as well as it did with JF Gariepy and the show will go down the toilet when Andy fires him and gets a new cohost who is somehow worse than PPP
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We're already in that cycle. When Andy and JF broke up, he lost thousands of viewers literally overnight. He was in a downward spiral that ended with him retiring from the internet for a while and becoming an Uber driver, which is the only thing he's qualified to do. He makes the show about him, not realizing that he's never in his life been the draw. Even back in the early, early days, people liked Chris Warski more than they liked him. People liked JF more than they liked him, and now people like PPP way more than they like him.

I don't call him a retard just because he stutters and sounds like one. He legitimately is very low IQ. After spending over a decade as a grifter he still hasn't worked out the basics. He's an egocentric little faggot that wants to have mainstream success, which will never ever happen.
 
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Noventa e Quatro said:
Warski needs to add some serious weight for the fight, that's why he needs to over-eat and to be fair 4.5k calories is not that much compared to some bulking diets I've seen. 2k calories is just what the average adult needs, so if you're going to the gym 3k is probably the minimum. You just admitted to being small bro... WHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUDDDYYYYY!!! ASHTON! ASHTON! ASHTOONN S-S-S-S-S-SELF FELTED MUCH??? V-V-VICIOUS VICKERS FOR T-TWENTY THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
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I'm not very big but I could still woop warski's ass LOL. I've got a few inches on em at 5'10.
 
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Kung Pow Cream said:
I wanted to get the actual thing he said:
"Hey, uh, Signalboot is in the chat. There, uh,[fumbling] a small dono saying, 'Brah, you're pausing too much'. He says, 'Figure it out'. No, Signalboot, you figure it out."
I'm currently looking at the users in the chat and Signalboot isn't there anymore.
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Andy is a confirmed retard. A guy who has massively supported the show just piped up (via $) to let Andy hear what every viewer was saying. Since the “stop pausing” came from signal boot it was at least going to get read. Andy’s response was epically stupid, not only did he spit at solid advice but he then insulted the best donor he’s ever had.

WM3227 said:
And then PPP told Andy to play through the clip again without pausing.
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PPP must have been fuming at Andy’s retard response to Signal. He knew you could barely make sense of the clip because Tardski was literally pausing it just to laugh or say “oookahhhh”. Not only was he ruining the clip with his constant interruptions but he insulted their whale donor. Good job Andy!

Nice to see boxing some tiktoker has blown up his ego to retard levels. Poor PPP he’s going have to do epic tard wrangling or quit.

instythot said:
Surely Gator would know and he's not shy about spilling shameful gunt secrets these days. I don't think he's mentioned anything of the sort, has he?
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Part of the dynamic between Gunt and Gator was that Gator believed Gunt was biggest in the sector and he had lots of supporters and views. I don’t think Gunt’s ego could have ever admitted to his underling he was faking views.
 
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