Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Oxous]

Plus, 4 hour shows twice a week? No, stop. This was part of the problem with Twisted Mind, it was too much too often, just do one show a week and make it 2 hours. Less filler, more content. A rake back should be an emergency show to discuss something crazy that can't wait until Friday - otherwise, no rake backs, it's the same fucking show.

This post misses what the underlying goal of Kino Casino is. They do the 8 hours a week routine because that's what maximizes the amount of time paypigs are donating money to them via superchats. Cutting that airtime down 75% would improve the quality of the show but more importantly Cokeski would have to buy lower grade stuff. You know, the shit that probably has glitter and fentanyl in it as opposed as opposed to the higher-brow snow he's currently got.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Warski constantly pausing to stutter his way through asinine super chats and trying to shill his gay fucking fight that no one cares about is sinking the show.
The only reason people cared about the fight is they wanted to see Ralph get his shit pushed in in the ring, no one's getting hyped to watch a stuttering cokehead fight a fat gook.
PPP needs to wrangle Andy better or they're gonna start to bleed viewers.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Warski constantly pausing to stutter his way through asinine super chats and trying to shill his gay fucking fight that no one cares about is sinking the show.
The only reason people cared about the fight is they wanted to see Ralph get his shit pushed in in the ring, no one's getting hyped to watch a stuttering cokehead fight a fat gook.
PPP needs to wrangle Andy better or they're gonna start to bleed viewers.

You know things are starting to fall apart when they stop doing the $20 superchats to interrupt the stream rule and just read whatever is coming in at the time.

 

[Smarty Pants]

PPP needs to wrangle Andy better or they're gonna start to bleed viewers.

They won't listen. Grifters never listen. People on here, myself included, were telling Ralph to fix his attitude towards his audience for years but he went on to become the biggest lolcow on the internet. Warski will never listen to constructive criticism so PPP is the only hope for redeeming the Kino Casino.

It was good while it lasted, bros.

EDIT: I don't know how recent this is, but apparently kinocasino.com redirects to Ralph's sub-forum on Kiwi Farms now. From what I remember it was Signal Boot who bought that domain. Kino Casino has been felted.

 

[Matt Damon]

his gay fucking fight that no one cares about

I think it's cool that he's working hard toward something he wants to do and wouldn't even mind if they hyped it up in the episode right before the fight, but it seems like all he ever talks about anymore and it just isn't that interesting on a continual basis.

It's like Jim Sterling trying to segue his gaming audience into his gay amateur wrestling hobby.

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

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I remember Godwinson saying irritably to Warski about one clip, "Just let it play." Can't recall, but I doubt he did.

Then when they played the latest ass-kissy shit from PaypigFrog64 ("the Kiwis were good--too good"), PPP said to play it without interruption--& of course Warski paused multiple times, shouted over it, etc etc.

He thinks pausing is some dynamic, creative act.

Maybe Warski's mind is trapped in needing to comment over something or they get flagged? For a while they had to be careful regarding Ralph and Cozy clips because they knew they'd be flagged, transformative or not.

Kino Casino badly needs to stick to the drama because that's what makes them popular. PPP and the primary audience Kino Casino caters to don't want to hear fitness talk. The show had rapid growth and now needs to be quality over quantity. It'd be better if they cut the show short or skip on a slow week instead of having people tune into Kino Casino and getting Warski fellating himself over fitness.

The best solution would be for Warski to do a fitness show himself or with a guy who's into it before Kino Casino. Then he can carry that high into Kino Casino and have a better chance of running a good show.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You know things are starting to fall apart when they stop doing the $20 superchats to interrupt the stream rule and just read whatever is coming in at the time.

They won't listen. Grifters never listen. People on here, myself included, were telling Ralph to fix his attitude towards his audience for years but he went on to become the biggest lolcow on the internet. Warski will never listen to constructive criticism so PPP is the only hope for redeeming the Kino Casino.

It was good while it lasted, bros.

It started good as well, it was some of the best content thats come along for a while, that shit show with Fagmenco seems to have knocked them off their game.
It's their own fault, they could have easily had a dozen examples of him making sus statements cued up ready to throw in his face but PPP's lazy half assed way of doing things bit them in the ass this time.
There's been warning signs for a while, they've gotten lazy on the back of the easy wins Ralph has been handing them, it's not too late for them to recover, but like you said, Grifters never learn, and Warskis ego has sunk everything he's been a part of yet, this is just looking like another example, between PPP's laziness and Warskis ego they need a third to keep them on an even keel, maybe thats what PPP was trying bringing Godwinson on, if so he's a bigger retard than I figured.
They need something, Daddy Jim ain't gonna save them if thats what they're hoping for.

 

[Father Elijah]

Are they not already bleeding views? It's been weeks since I've watched. PPP's diatribes and Andy's stuttering are worth watching when there is actual news. Not to mention the Flam shit is gay, as well as Ashton shitting on Godwinson for months then having him come back on the show. Also KoP lol.
Browsing the Ralph and AF board with moderate regularity gets you all the information and videos they will play, with the exception of exclusives and or interviews such as the Alice leaks.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Are they not already bleeding views? It's been weeks since I've watched. PPP's diatribes and Andy's stuttering are worth watching when there is actual news. Not to mention the Flam shit is gay, as well as Ashton shitting on Godwinson for months then having him come back on the show. Also KoP lol.
Browsing the Ralph and AF board with moderate regularity gets you all the information and videos they will play, with the exception of exclusives and or interviews such as the Alice leaks.

I think they broke it off with Alice prematurely. There was a lot of potential to make Ralph seethe with her, but they had a spat on Discord and banned her off the show. That was the first big fuck up of the show in my opinion. Do they lack the social engineering skills to get a mentally ill whore to spill the beans on Dax?

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

The best solution would be for Warski to do a fitness show himself or with a guy who's into it before Kino Casino. Then he can carry that high into Kino Casino and have a better chance of running a good show.

But who, though? Almost all of these people in the sektur are diabetes-in-progress amorphous blobs. The only person I can think that might even fit into this kind of role, and I'm spitballing, would be CWC and since he's AF adjacent, eh, maybe, maybe not.

I think Warski's reason for not doing a stream of that sort would be because it cuts into his retarded caloric intake and whatever the fuck else he claims to be doing before going on KC (like the gym or eating or editing something or whatever, those are just his usual reasons).

 

[Procrastinhater]

Are they not already bleeding views? It's been weeks since I've watched. PPP's diatribes and Andy's stuttering are worth watching when there is actual news. Not to mention the Flam shit is gay, as well as Ashton shitting on Godwinson for months then having him come back on the show. Also KoP lol.
Browsing the Ralph and AF board with moderate regularity gets you all the information and videos they will play, with the exception of exclusives and or interviews such as the Alice leaks.

If Vickers was serious about the meet up, a Kino Casino Road trip to meet the Vickerses could be the high octane they need to fire themselves up again, it would damn sure cause a Ralphasperg that we've rarely seen, having PPP holding his Guntling, something Ralph will never do.
Not because Ralph cares about Xander, he doesn't, but one of his biggest Aylaawgs rubbing shit in his face like that... he ain't gonna take it well.

Normally I'd be against using a baby in a faggy Internet tard war, but like the Gunt said, Everything is Fair Game.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

The only reason people cared about the fight is they wanted to see Ralph get his shit pushed in in the ring, no one's getting hyped to watch a stuttering cokehead fight a fat gook.

This is 100% accurate. Everyone was looking forward to a grudge match. It doesn't really matter whether or not Andy is fighting some Filipino TikTok "influencer" that many people have never even heard of. It wouldn't make a difference if he was fighting this guy or a some homeless nigger high on PCP in an alleyway and filmed it. Come to think of it, the latter would probably be far more entertaining anyway.

 

[abul toilu]

It should be the most ridiculous highlights of the week so I don't have to catch the primary sources and can skip the filler. Beardson should be in nearly every week (plus he's so sensitive that him being the focus instead of Nick will drive him nuts), big tech should be in right now and deserves a deep dive on say a rake back and the jlp stuff was proper to cover.

For the last few weeks, there has been just too much AF filler to pad out the length. If they only produce 10 minutes of prime Kino that week, the AF segment should be a short one

I agree. I don't dislike AF content, but nick is just boring at this point. People like baked and beardson are much funnier. The show was a lot better when they talked about random instances of spergery rather than making the same 5 nick gay jokes over and over again.

 

[Father Elijah]

I think they broke it off with Alice prematurely. There was a lot of potential to make Ralph seethe with her, but they had a spat on Discord and banned her off the show. That was the first big fuck up of the show in my opinion. Do they lack the social engineering skills to get a mentally ill whore to spill the beans on Dax?

Jesus I was wondering why they never capitalized on Ralph's sexual assault victim. Nool's take is accurate in this case. PPP needs to be the puppet master, similar to his gay wrastling. If one isn't willing to obey and play along with the script, then you get booted. Look at Andy, the perfect co-host, clap laugh and agree. No originality from him whatsoever. The casino might fall into bankruptcy if Andy's head gets too big from the fight and he thinks he is worth something on his own again, similar to how the Surfer split went down.

 

[Bafta]

So the consensus is that Daddy Jim needs to be a full time player on the casino?

Jim will never repeat the mistake of creating another golem like Ralph

 

[MrBond]

It started good as well, it was some of the best content thats come along for a while, that shit show with Fagmenco seems to have knocked them off their game.
It's their own fault, they could have easily had a dozen examples of him making sus statements cued up ready to throw in his face but PPP's lazy half assed way of doing things bit them in the ass this time.
There's been warning signs for a while, they've gotten lazy on the back of the easy wins Ralph has been handing them, it's not too late for them to recover, but like you said, Grifters never learn, and Warskis ego has sunk everything he's been a part of yet, this is just looking like another example, between PPP's laziness and Warskis ego they need a third to keep them on an even keel, maybe thats what PPP was trying bringing Godwinson on, if so he's a bigger retard than I figured.
They need something, Daddy Jim ain't gonna save them if thats what they're hoping for.

KC will be dead in a few months. Just like every warski project. None of em last long. It's always big start, peak, iceberg (flam show), slow sink until Andy does something really fucking retarded and has to leave the internet AGAIN for 6 months before he gets another boneheaded idea. We need a grim reaper meme of everything he's started and killed within a year.

 

[instythot]

I agree. I don't dislike AF content, but nick is just boring at this point. People like baked and beardson are much funnier. The show was a lot better when they talked about random instances of spergery rather than making the same 5 nick gay jokes over and over again.

Now, there is no such thing as a bad gay joke at Nick's expense. I just want a few other jokes in between laughing at Nick's cock lust. Baked's jack off habits should be a recurring bit

 

[BeetleBug242]

Very interesting catching up and reading what you all think. The only time I have ever watched any of these fucks is the Jayden stream. I just wanted to hear all the gay stories of Nick and I left with a great dinner but was slightly off-put by the retarded servers fumbling around to bring it to me. Waski's ability to be so fucking awful with tech during a bombshell stream told me all I needed to know. This is ultimately gay and will not survive, haven't watched another stream since and am glad I didn't.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

ETA until the show falls apart and Andy is back on another ThePurpleDragon channel speed running Super Mario World for 10 people?

 

[Hüftpriester]

I think they broke it off with Alice prematurely. There was a lot of potential to make Ralph seethe with her, but they had a spat on Discord and banned her off the show. That was the first big fuck up of the show in my opinion. Do they lack the social engineering skills to get a mentally ill whore to spill the beans on Dax?

imo the Alice show and the simp texts were the high point of KC. And yeah, I'm really curious about the redacted part of the simp texts pertaining to Diddler Dax. There's definitely some weird shit that happened behind the scenes. @alicesroom why don't you show us on the doll where the balding mexican touched you?