Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Johnny Anal Beads said:
Is that something for gay men with bitch tits?
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Its some tourist trap, but notably is a popular sunning spot for local Sea Lions. From afar this photo may look like the Tomlinson family yearly bath, but its actually a bunch of cute Sea Lions.
 
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curbside said:
Honest question. Does Fatrick even try to pretend he’s conservative at this point? His latest posts seem to indicate that he admits to being a full blown Dem.
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He isn't even a "full blown Den". His political stances are pretty much parroting DSA talking points except every once in a while, he reminds people that retardation is not grounds for preventing ownership of a hand gun.

There really isn't a big difference between main stream GOP and Dem candidates or positions. Anyone telling you there is either works for the media or is an idiot.
 
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Johnny Anal Beads said:
He's conservative in the sense that in 2002 he raped a young man in San Francisco.
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That would've been me. At least, I think he tried to. I was a little black boy, innocently playing on the streets of San Francisco, when he hauled me into an alley and started rubbing his gut up against me, whispering about how I'd make good pepperoni. His sagging gut prevented any actual penetration, but it was still very traumatic. Thankfully, his greasy body prevented him from gripping me tightly, and I was able to slip out and escape.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I was a little black boy, innocently playing on the streets of San Francisco, when he hauled me into an alley and started rubbing his gut up against me, whispering about how I'd make good pepperoni. His sagging gut prevented any actual penetration, but it was still very traumatic. Thankfully, his greasy body prevented him from gripping me tightly, and I was able to slip out and escape.
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"My story? OK. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child..."
 
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TreeFortRichardsTCell said:
Knowing pat hell have the premiere league existing in the 19th century, including all the London area teams who are currently in the top flight
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professional football teams didn't exist until 1863 and the first football league wasn't founded until 1888 - the first professional team was Sheffield FC (now Sheffield United)
it was also a much rougher game than it is today; barging and tripping the player with the ball were perfectly acceptable
 
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Sea lions don’t deserve the comparison to Patso. They smell much better, they’re significantly cuter, and when they’re in the water they’re actually pretty graceful. I’ve never once heard of a sea lion fucking up a fence, writing a lousy book, or grinding an African American youth into pepperoni. He also makes them look svelt by comparison.
 
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[Cow crossover with Anthony "Erin" Reid]. Fatrick reacts to Florida moving towards removing worthless tranny medical treatments from their state Medicaid:
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> "denying life-saving medical care to trans people all by itself".

1)Their suicide rates remain the same after getting their "life-saving medical care". 2) These treatments aren't getting banned, just no longer covered by Florida Medicaid. 3) Fatrick is fat and, thus his opinions don't have any real value.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
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Obviously using the lizard as a prop to portray himself as a caretaker of vulnerable creatures on Father's day eve, desperately trying (and failing) to distract himself from the indelible shame of being a deadbeat parent.

Contrast that with Jon, a real dad not only to the children he begot but to two adopted ones. His fatherhood wasn't a convenient performative card up his sleeve for Twitter gotchas. RIP King.
 
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I wish we'd get more reptile rick. It'd be really fun to watch him try to school people on lizard care while owning the most basic bitch lizard possible (having previously killed one). Have we ever seen shots of his enclosure? My strong assumption is it's too small. Probably filthy too, maybe something as shitty as reptile carpet or newspaper substrate. Really it's like the only thing I never see him pontificate on.
 
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