I just want the rest of the world to get the fuck off of my lawn, and turn down that shit they call music.
Also, if you knock on my door uninvited, you better be a kid in a costume on Halloween. (I give out full size chocolate bars, even to kids who aren't wearing a costume for whatever reason, so there. I'm not a savage. I adore kids, duckies, bunnies, kittens, puppies and most of God's critters.)
I believe in God. But I kinda think God is a 10 year old, and the Universe is His science fair project. It wasn't good enough to represent His school at the county science fair, but at least it didn't tank His grade. Got an A- for it. (Fortunately it didn't go wacko until after it got graded, thanks to those humanoids He added to it later to "see what those crazy fuckers will do with the fjords".)
I am fully in favor of sending trannies, pedos, groomers, sick fuckers who try to convince confused kids they are pedos/trannies, and the handmaidens/white knights skinwalking as normies who give them all repeated enthusiastic analingus off to the middle of the Sahara and leaving them there.