🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 50 45.5%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.9%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 48 43.6%

  • Total voters
    110
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I thought she was breastfeeding Cozy Rozy at the table. I guess she's not, but why is she holding her like that? Not a parent so maybe I'm missing something super obvious. I guess she is too young for a high chair?

Looking at the steakhouse website, it does not seem age appropriate for Cozy Rozy.
>Posted at 3AM Gunt Time
He saw a joke or two claiming he left his gutter-bride and reroll at home and he has been seething ever since. Anything we post will get a response, it's just a matter of time before the seethe bubbles forth.
Just today he was responding to the dog murder story, again, so we know it'll be living in his head for eternity.

Hi, Ralph!
 
Ralph is just posting reaction images at this point. This is totally not forced or trying to impress/mimic a certain someone:
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Just leave Ralph alone!!!1
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It's as if he starts shit online with everyone and who fuck with him in response. It would only take a couple hundred people lightly jabbing him for him to get no rest, ever. That's the reality of his life now until he becomes boring.
 
It's as if he starts shit online with everyone and who fuck with him in response. It would only take a couple hundred people lightly jabbing him for him to get no rest, ever. That's the reality of his life now until he becomes boring.
He loves this shit though. Without the aylawgz he'd just be some anonymous trailer trash sans trailer and the obscurity would drive him insane.
 
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I thought she was breastfeeding Cozy Rozy at the table. I guess she's not, but why is she holding her like that? Not a parent so maybe I'm missing something super obvious. I guess she is too young for a high chair?

Looking at the steakhouse website, it does not seem age appropriate for Cozy Rozy.
At least she looks happy I guess.
She looks so much better when the picture is incredibly blurry. Why is he only now posting this?
Maybe it's so it's harder to shop a mans face on it.
 
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I thought she was breastfeeding Cozy Rozy at the table. I guess she's not, but why is she holding her like that? Not a parent so maybe I'm missing something super obvious. I guess she is too young for a high chair?

Looking at the steakhouse website, it does not seem age appropriate for Cozy Rozy.
Why does she always have to do that open mouth horseface?
 
Why does she always have to do that open mouth horseface?
They are genetic soyjaks.
There's probably a couple more reasons. First the fact she is completely empty inside and doesn't know how to fake "happy" for the pictures, so she does this weird exaggerated horse face instead, and second because she thinks it makes her look like one of those animated degeneracies she is so fond of.
Unfortunately for her she just looks like an idiot and a horse.
 
Wow I can’t believe she let the ice melt in her water like that. It means she’s clearly not drinking it fast enough and someone who recently gave birth and is breastfeeding needs to be hydrating regularly to make sure the baby gets enough nutrients. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if the baby died of malnutrition due to May’s water drinking habits displayed in this picture.

^this is how y’all sound
 
I just think it’s sad that instead of jewelry Pantsu wears a greasy hair scrunchie on her wrist.

The dirty hair scrunchie bracelet, with the cheap black tank dress, stroller and illegitimate baby are all the necessary elements needed for a “baby mama and fat wigger boyfriend” fine dining experience.

The only area they are lacking for the total white trash style is the lack of tattoos.
Why does she always have to do that open mouth horseface?
She knows the drill. As soon as Ralph stops scrolling and aims the phone at her she must showcase how thrilled and enthusiastic she is to be eating dinner with her bisected Guntman.

Pantsu and Gunt pretend they are actors portraying characters that Gunt has masterfully scripted. It’s why everything he posts about her, or on her Twitter, is so cringey, fake and absurd. It’s white trash Ralphamale’s confused ideas about how to portray himself, and his baby mama, as a successful trads.

Ralph trying to appear respectable and successful is my fav content. In Ralph’s mind he tries to pretend the rage pig is just a character, but the guy with the Hugo Boss purse and Gucci glasses is the REAL Ralph. The guy who feels the warm glow of success every time he opens his sock drawer and sees that Tommy Hilfiger logo flag.
 
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The only reason to take a baby to a steakhouse is to have the chef prepare a forbidden meal. Have we seen the kod since then?
 
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They were outtakes bro, stuff he couldn't fit in his spectacular highlight reel of his Twitter A/C journey, which consisted of ... uhhh, hollerin on Twitter. I guess.
It's like those fake pictures people take saying "omg my cat took this photo by accident!" And they are the most staged thought about photos ever.
"Ok pantsu you hold Rozy I'm going to apply the soft fuzzy filter to soften your manly facial features, ok smile, FUCKING Smile. Ok good, the foods here, yeah I know it looks expensive, because it is Neigh, I mean May. Let me get a picture of it, that's my money I'm spending, don't you ask if we can really afford this, I need this, I need this to impress people who hate me on the internet! I'm dead in 10 years so I don't care about what happens to you or Rozy after that, fuck the debt"
That's probably a conversation that's happened atleast a few times now
 
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I thought she was breastfeeding Cozy Rozy at the table. I guess she's not, but why is she holding her like that? Not a parent so maybe I'm missing something super obvious. I guess she is too young for a high chair?

Looking at the steakhouse website, it does not seem age appropriate for Cozy Rozy.
POV: You're five foot one.

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POV: You're five foot one.

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The make-up, softening and feminizing type filters that troons love are just as vital to Pantsu and boy are working overtime on this photo set. She’s been airbrushed into uncanny valley.

Wait till they discover all the filters for babies, Pozy will look like JoBenet Ramsey online.
 
Why does she always have to do that open mouth horseface?
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Goddamm these two are boring. There should be a Ralph notification for when he does something interesting. How long has it been since he got cat slapped in Lisbon, 3 weeks?
 

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