Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Open Window Maniac]

Name one time Lowtax actually put in the effort to do something correctly.

He was an excellent example of how not to behave so you don't lose what you built for yourself and alienate everyone who once liked you.

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

Lmao lowtax is still dead.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Lmao lowtax is still dead.

And he's still gay. What a loser.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I love my dead, gay webmaster.

Oh, wait. No I don't. He was a fuckin' asshole!

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He was an excellent example of how not to behave so you don't lose what you built for yourself and alienate everyone who once liked you.

It really didn't require any effort on his part. He just naturally excelled at that. Kind of amazing in retrospect just how badly Rich fucked everything up. Especially since all he really needed to do to avoid it was put in the bare minimum and most often simply of things.

 

[AnOminous]

So is Lowtax still dead? Lmao.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

So is Lowtax still dead? Lmao.

Probably.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I know years ago he had an AR-15, I remember seeing a picture him holding it. He also claimed he owned a H&K 9mm pistol, and a .45.

Lowtax givin off some real strong school shooter vibes there.

 

[Mikoyan]

Lowtax givin off some real strong school shooter vibes there.

That is a solid way of putting his firearm preferences.

He had the 5.7x28 dynamic duo because they were forbidden fruit (HK wouldn't sell them) and because everyone thought they were top of cool in the world.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Lowtax givin off some real strong school shooter vibes there.

He's only a psychopath ironically.

 

[Spunt]

"Police say the shooter was high on Ambien and mangosteen juice and left a rambling manifesto addressed to someone called "Gooftroop" which demonstrated an obsession with achieving "vindication" through his actions. He was described as moving from classroom to classroom in a "wacky" and "zany" manner, gunning down dozens of children while ignoring his own."

 

[Ghostse]

"Police say the shooter was high on Ambien and mangosteen juice and left a rambling manifesto addressed to someone called "Gooftroop" which demonstrated an obsession with achieving "vindication" through his actions. He was described as moving from classroom to classroom in a "wacky" and "zany" manner, gunning down dozens of children while ignoring his own."

"His Rampage was stopped when one of the students used a couch. No, Jim they didn't use it to block a door, they pushed it into the hallway 5 minutes after the shooting started, and when the gunman saw it he laid down to have a nap. Before he did so, he gave some guns to some of the most maladjusted kids and told them to do the shooting for him."


"gunning down dozens of children while ignoring his own." Fucking savage dude

 

[Scrapped4parts]

Are we still posting thread themes? I think this one fits very well, except for the "your brain is cold" part, since Lowtax shot his brains out, and now he is dead!

Calling him Empty-Head fits alright though.

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao this guy literally gargled a summer sausage right before blowing his brains out, to an audience in the single digits.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I think it’s great that one of the things he was best known for before he quit life was blowing his fortune on Goldbelly pies and tranny hookers. No traveling the world, saying goodbye to his family, making amends, or anything positive. Just squandering his remaining time doing the most embarrassing shit possible.

 

[Uncle Phil]

He had the 5.7x28 dynamic duo because they were forbidden fruit (HK wouldn't sell them) and because everyone thought they were top of cool in the world.

Heh. Yeah, it's fair to say H&K wouldn't sell P90s and FiveseveNs, given those are made by Fabrique Nationale, a Belgian company.

Heckler und Koch's competing product is the MP7 with the even skinnier 4.6mm round.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Heckler und Koch's competing product is the MP7 with the even skinnier 4.6mm round.

'Lowtax' and 'skinny' are two words one typically doesn't see in the same sentence.

 

[Maude Snew]

'Lowtax' and 'skinny' are two words one typically doesn't see in the same sentence.

His children will be skinny since he blew all their child support and potential food money on fattening up himself.

 

[ellroy]

That is a solid way of putting his firearm preferences.

He had the 5.7x28 dynamic duo because they were forbidden fruit (HK wouldn't sell them) and because everyone thought they were top of cool in the world.

I think he had 5.7 weapons because of CS 1.6 had it. In real life, it’s an underwhelming round because only the low velocity ammo is available.

Concerning H&K, they won’t make it because their MP7 lost out to the P90 in a NATO testing of the PDW calibers in Web 1.0 times. They won’t admit the 4.6 sucks and plaster pictures of Navy SEALS using them on their social media to get SWAT teams to buy them. H&K may make some really good weapons but they are obnoxious people when it comes to their failed products.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

You're all dentheads. This is the song to send OweTax off with:

Necro - You Did It

Overdosage of barbituates, takin' a shit, like Elvis
Found in your underwear with a gun in your hand
And a suicide note next to you, hoping we'd understand
If you've got a problem, suicide will solve it
Check out the hook; Budd Dwyer with a revolver