🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[TriggerMeElmo]

Both Baked and Joey went after her before she dropped this stuff. As far as I know Alice had no public beef with Ethan.

True. I wonder what set Ralph off to post that particular tweet about her Internet "career" just now.

 

[Smarty Pants]

True. I wonder what set Ralph off to post that particular tweet about her Internet "career" just now.

He's done that a few times before. He's a bit of a schizo when it comes to Alice and she randomly pops into his head at times.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Still vindictive.

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So a mentally ill woman is spiraling after being raped (plus having her rapist go after and attack her publicly multiple times)? What a shock, this surely makes you look innocent Ralph.

does Ralph get a Father’s Day congrats even though he’s ran away from demon baby I and keeps trying to waddle away from demon baby II

He probably thinks so, I mean he still thinks Ronnie was a good father and he was a schizo alcoholic that killed puppies by putting them in the oven, seems to have molested Ralph, abandoned him and only came back to (allegedly) stab him. So in his head Ralph must think he is father of the year because he hasn't done those things (yet).

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

POV: You're five foot one.

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POV: Your horse foresees a future where you get put into the lasagna.

 

[MadStan]

I think Big Technshoukd go visit Ralph. He is a big fan and I think Michael

Hey Ethan, get Pantsu to do another totally trad and cool and not at all embarrassing anime impression in public.

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You got to a decent restaurant and you see two dicks like this, making noise, videoing, garbage conversation and you can't say anything because you know they are white trash and they will start with the "It's a free country!" shit.

 

[Deezy]

Since we’re talking about May having an enviable life, remember how much she wanted to be friends with Alice? Remember how she wanted another girl to confide in when piggu gunthusband fucked egirls? Now she can’t, and she might never get another chance, because gunt fucked Alice and chased her away.

Her life is like a fairy tale if you consider gunt like a wicked stepmother.

 

[PaladinBoo]

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The amount of delusion from this tweet is utterly baffling to me. Yes I am sure women are seething about not being with a fat, retarded, unemployed, pill popping, hollerin, alcoholic, violent sex offender who hates his forever fiancée and bastard children so much that he both travels thousands of miles to other countries to get away from them and also recklessly spends away whatever money they have on drugs, hookers and gambling instead of on his family that he claims to love and cherish so much. Truly Pantsu lives a life to be envied.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The amount of delusion from this tweet is utterly baffling to me. Yes I am sure women are seething about not being with a fat, retarded, unemployed, pill popping, hollerin, alcoholic, violent sex offender who hates his forever fiancée and bastard children so much that he both travels thousands of miles to other countries to get away from them and also recklessly spends away whatever money they have on drugs, hookers and gambling instead of on his family that he claims to love and cherish so much. Truly Pantsu lives a life to be envied.

Don't forget having to drive alone cross country 9 months pregnant just to get the bare essentials for the baby crawling it's way out of your vagina during the trip because man of the year couldn't be fucked to get anything except a single onesie.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The amount of delusion from this tweet is utterly baffling to me. Yes I am sure women are seething about not being with a fat, retarded, unemployed, pill popping, hollerin, alcoholic, violent sex offender who hates his forever fiancée and bastard children so much that he both travels thousands of miles to other countries to get away from them and also recklessly spends away whatever money they have on drugs, hookers and gambling instead of on his family that he claims to love and cherish so much. Truly Pantsu lives a life to be envied.

Any woman who gets to experience the luxury of a pillow case is not envious of her

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The amount of delusion from this tweet is utterly baffling to me. Yes I am sure women are seething about not being with a fat, retarded, unemployed, pill popping, hollerin, alcoholic, violent sex offender who hates his forever fiancée and bastard children so much that he both travels thousands of miles to other countries to get away from them and also recklessly spends away whatever money they have on drugs, hookers and gambling instead of on his family that he claims to love and cherish so much. Truly Pantsu lives a life to be envied.

I dream of the day an angry, drunken, obese man with four tits will make me ride back seat of a Nissan with a newborn for a five hour drive to a seedy casino in New Jersey so he can gamble for three days while I sit in the grimy $50 hotel room that he got for using a gambling app.

If I’m really lucky one night he might let me put on a $20 dress, my best hair scrunchie, forget my nursing bra, put my illegitimate baby in a stroller and head down to a fine eating NJ casino restaurant and so I can pose for photos while he gorges himself.

Then we can drive another five hours back to our rental house in the Richmond ghetto. A home that has Tommy Hilfiger socks in the drawers and the first baby mama’s diary on the shelf. My baby daddy can continue groveling and thanking god for a 23 year old gay twink who is gracious enough to allow junkyard trailer trash to keep e-begging on his website for the time being.

We can all only dream of living the white trash dream the Ralphamale and Pantsu Party way.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph keeps bringing up Alice because she broke his heart when she rejected him and he had to settle for PedoParty. Make no mistake, Ralph would dump the Horsefaced ReRoll Spite Fiancée for the younger, prettier, crazier girl in a second if she had any interest in him.

PedoPantsuParty should be glad that Alice had the decency to reject Ralph outright, because she valued PedoParty as a friend. Alice could have been a backstabbing cunt and tried to worm her way into a weird threeway with Ralph and his pregnant girlfriend…. Oh wait.

 

[An automatic clown]

Ralph keeps bringing up Alice because she broke his heart when she rejected him and he had to settle for PedoParty. Make no mistake, Ralph would dump the Horsefaced ReRoll Spite Fiancée for the younger, prettier, crazier girl in a second if she had any interest in him.

PedoPantsuParty should be glad that Alice had the decency to reject Ralph outright, because she valued PedoParty as a friend. Alice could have been a backstabbing cunt and tried to worm her way into a weird threeway with Ralph and his pregnant girlfriend…. Oh wait.

Two confirmed animal abusers in a relationship in a house full of animals

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Ralph keeps bringing up Alice because she broke his heart when she rejected him and he had to settle for PedoParty. Make no mistake, Ralph would dump the Horsefaced ReRoll Spite Fiancée for the younger, prettier, crazier girl in a second if she had any interest in him.

PedoPantsuParty should be glad that Alice had the decency to reject Ralph outright, because she valued PedoParty as a friend. Alice could have been a backstabbing cunt and tried to worm her way into a weird threeway with Ralph and his pregnant girlfriend…. Oh wait.

Right. Ralph thinks he's entitled to sex regardless. Some recall that he said on air, and I'm paraphrasing, "I bought that bitch a meal. Bitches don't eat for free, if you know what I mean". That statement and the half a gram of cocaine in your pocket is really all you need. It's astounding how any females know this full well and still tolerate speaking to him. And yes I know they're all mentally ill damaged goods and he's a predator in this regard.

 

[veri]

And yes I know they're all mentally ill damaged goods and he's a predator in this regard.

i know what a bitch needs, you understand? the haters don’t know how much pussy i slay on the daily. i talk shit and fuck bitches, you get it? these whores would hang off my nuts if i told them how much money i make. the haters think they can stop me, they want me in jail! i’m not kidding! these faggot farmers want me DEAD but they’re my biggest fans. theyre just making me more money. i’m cozy.gov’s top guy and the best in the sektur. these hoes want the ralphamale, these faggots like gator and flamenco don’t have what i have. the killstream WILL outlive all of you motherfuckers, including you nick rekeita. metokare couldn’t get pussy in a morgue, even before he dies from his cancer! these bitches want me and me only. FUCK YOU!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Reminder that Ralph bought Alice more crap from her Amazon wishlist than he has spent on either of his children.

 

[smellybutthole]

the haters don’t know how much pussy i slay on the daily.

I'm not sure where I heard it but Ralph calls it "getting his fuck on". Real Ralphamale's don't use bro language.

So you should have written: Hayders don't know how much I'm getting my fuck on. Everyday!


Yes, Ralph talks about sex like a 14 year old pretending to his friends he scored with a girl while on holiday.

 

[veri]

I'm not sure where I heard it but Ralph calls it "getting his fuck on". Real Ralphamale's don't use bro language.

So you should have written: Hayders don't know how much I'm getting my fuck on. Everyday!


Yes, Ralph talks about sex like a 14 year old pretending to his friends he scored with a girl while on holiday.

ok i'm taking notes.

actually has anyone made a gunt quote generator? that'd be really funny i think

 

[JustStopDude]

You got to a decent restaurant and you see two dicks like this, making noise, videoing, garbage conversation and you can't say anything because you know they are white trash and they will start with the "It's a free country!" shit.

It's Atlantic City.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Reminder that Ralph bought Alice more crap from her Amazon wishlist than he has spent on either of his children.

He also spent more on Alice than he spent on the QVC engagement ring for baby mama #2 that he will never marry.

 

[veri]

He also spent more on Alice than he spent on the QVC engagement ring for baby mama #2 that he will never marry.

he spent more on alice than he spent on spilt liquor