William Andrew Stamper / "Stamper" / StamperTV / dr_stamper / drstamper / NiggaCrown - Newgrounds old guard on a drug-and-alcohol-induced downward spiral, burning bridges with friends and family, got arrested for DUI

I've never gone for blood tests (I'm relatively healthy) so what am I looking at?
Well if you look closely it says low and high if that helps, but I understand this is gibberish to most people so I will summarize it as simply as I can.

For starters his hemogloblin and hemotacrit is low which means he has anemia.
This is already bad because he isn't getting nutrients he needs throughout his body like oxygen and iron.

This is why stamper is pale as fuck and has muscle weakness because his body doesn't have enough to function properly already.
This is the mildest issue he has on that list.

Many other things were EXTREMELY high and low that shouldn't be.

I know no one will know what those words are if I explain them, so to put it simply, he has issues that will cause heart failure, stroke, and many other issues.

But to simply put the reason why the paper even says "must stop," because stamper alcohol and drug intake is fucking up most of his system.

He is SUPER vulnerable to infections and at the rate he is going, he is going to die most likely from a heart attack from a drug overdose.

Aka Stamper going to fucking die if he keeps this shit up
 
Great thread, very depressing. Like a lot of the others here, I became familiar with Stamper from Newgrounds, and I thought the guy was legitimately talented and funny. His animations were always pushing the envelope in terms of quality for the time, and his off-color, cross-the-line-twice humor really was unique. I could easily see him enjoying the same kind of success as a lot of the other ex-Newgrounds animators that branched out to bigger and better things, but not everyone can overcome their demons, I guess. Dude has serious fucking issues that he's probably never going to solve. A tragedy, really.
 
Shame about stamper, these are the only things that I downloaded.
The video is him running around in the pace that he's sqating and the other is him talking to some dude as he buys a car.
I renember the comments on the video mostly where about his meth sores, he insisted that they are not.
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WTF was that video a sketch? At the end he made a joke about RAID Shadow Legends, Raycons, and NordVPN and then a skull head....

Even at his lowest, this man managed to make me giggle a bit...
 
The Homeless Lady Saga, Part 1

Here's part 1 of a detailed overview of The Homeless Lady Saga. This is the big one, arguably the lolcow-est thing Stamper has done. At the time, Stamper had never (to my knowledge) publicly given such a detailed look at how reckless he could be in his drug-brained shenanigans or how wild they could get. I'm splitting it into two parts because it's over 300 images and videos altogether. Tried my best to put it chronological order based on the timestamps, as usual. For the most part, I put replies before the next Tweet when it comes to Tweet chains.

Begins on February 25, 2019 when he was living in San Diego. He starts out on the PowerFuck account. Stamper lets this Homeless Crack Lady stranger into his house, who claims that her husband has put out a hit on her. She asks for Stamper's name, and he initially lies that his name is Jason.
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Why Stamper would do something this retarded and dangerous:
1. He had been homeless himself prior to this, so he was/is sympathetic to homeless people (on SleepyCast he once told a story about giving a homeless guy a lift).
2. Stamper was very lonely and starved for human interaction at the time, having lived by himself in San Diego for several years at this point.
3. Stamper is also a sketchy criminal type person, so her crackhead energy was right up his alley.
4. Stamper is an alcoholic, cokehead retard with no impulse control who is prone to making bad decisions.
5. As you'll see, she started fixing up his house, giving him gifts, and doing nice things for him.

I didn't bother to screencap every single instance of it, but keep in mind that throughout this entire ordeal his replies are filled with people telling him this is a bad idea and to kick her out/get the police involved.

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(These two tweets were replies to the first tweet with the video.)
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In the morning, Stamper decides to steal her phone (and presumably her purse as well) as leverage in case she tries to mess with him.
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About an hour later he wakes her up and tells her to leave:
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She comes back shortly after, and starts fixing up his house and doing favors for him like she's his Fairy Crack Mother:
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Some stray replies; apparently she was only briefly homeless.
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Stamper thinks he recognizes some Cocaine Behavior from her:
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She gives Stamper some gifts, including a knife:
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Interesting Crack lore:
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Jeff weighs in, telling Stamper to quit being retarded and kick her ass out. Stamper brushes him off.
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Stamper steals her phone a second time (don't know how she got it back after he first took it):
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More Crack lore:
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I guess I didn't archive the Tweet that this video came from, but Stamper posted one more video where he states that he finally kicked her out again, and shows off some of her parting gifts:


And that's everything from the 25th.

Stamper mentions her again on 26th. Apparently she stole some pills that he had, but Stamper still has her phone (also casually reveals he uses dick pills).
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The Homeless Bitch then returns on March 1 and starts leaving bikes and carts on Stamper's front yard. He doesn't want them, so he gives them away for free.
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Madame Crack shows up again on March 3. She claims that her boyfriend once shot a guy in his kneecaps.
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She resumes being his Fairy Crack Mother to Stamper's continued bewilderment:
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The Crack Bitch gets upset when she finds out that her bike is gone:
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At this point they're now hanging out and listening to music:
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Crack Woman claims that she does have a home, but leaves to get a break from her paranoid boyfriend:
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She returns Stamper's pills and apologizes for stealing them:
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The Homeless Ho claims her dad was a mafia boss:
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Stamper chides his followers for expressing concern for his safety:
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Stamper mentions her in the middle of this Tweet about something else. Keep in mind that in between all these Tweets about the Crack Lady he is still making a shitload of Tweets about other bullshit in his usual fashion.
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Things get a little heated when she catches Stamper trying to rob her again and chews his ass out:
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Stamper mentions gangbangers for the first time:
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Ms. Crack Rock gets philosophical:
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Stamper and The Crack Lady decide to go out to eat later that night:
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Stamper shoots down the possibility of sex:
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Apparently she has a Hell's Angels tattoo:
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Despite getting caught earlier, Stamper decides to steal her phone a third time:
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Stamper mentions the gangbangers again:
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These Tweets with the dark theme are taken from an imgur album somebody else uploaded detailing The Crack Saga. They're all Tweets that I missed, so none of them have archive links.
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Stamper resumes tweeting a few hours later that night after they had gone out for dinner. She stays the night at his place, and their time together continues into March 4.
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Stamper fell for her sob story:
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Stamper shares some more stories from The Crack Lady:
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Stamper has found someone who can out-crackhead him:
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She threatens Stamper with glocks for some reason:
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Stamper's mom weighs in on the situation, telling him he's lucky she hasn't stabbed him. Stamper brushes her off too, and casually mentions scoring some cocaine.
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She gives Stamper more gifts:
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They hang out and listen to music like they did the day before:
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Couldn't find the initial Tweet, but some guy mentions meth in the replies and Stamper responded.
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If it isn't obvious, Stamper is totally enamored with her crackhead energy at this point:
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Stamper continues to deny being interested in her sexually (also Stamper has sex with men):
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She fixes up Stamper's bed, and he decides to take a nap:
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Later that night, Stamper reveals that he has stolen her phone yet again:
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It seems that she may have left his house again sometime on the afternoon of the 4th:
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Stamper decides to pry through her messages after stealing it, which hilariously backfires and takes a dark turn when he finds more than he bargained for:
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Stamper tries to wipe off his finger prints in a panic:
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The Crack Lady might possibly be connected to a murder:
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Stamper shows off even more gifts that she gave him:
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She comes back(?) and the two decide to go out to buy alcohol. This is still the night of the 4th/ morning of the 5th (I'm not sure if she actually left briefly like I said above or if she was at Stamper's house the whole time). Either way, she doesn't appear to know that Stamper went through her messages, so he dodges that bullet:
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And I'm gonna end it here for Part 1 of The Homeless Lady Saga.
 
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I can't get over how much of a faggot he acts like on social media. In videos/podcasts he seemed so much more self aware and chill as a person.
Feels like something out of an alternate reality.

One thing to keep in mind is that during SleepyCabin he had a close circle of friends that kept him in check with his drinking and behavior. Once he moved out to California, especially after getting fired from The Behemoth, he completely spiraled. He's just a self destructive alcoholic that posts whatever crosses his mind with no filter.

He's become a whiny faggot on social media because everyone has cut him off for their own good. Stamper really is the poster child of addiction because despite being a high school dropout; he had close friends, modest e-fame that got him work, and generally had his shit together. If he wasn't the type of person that needed his leash held at all times, Stamper could have maintained his friend circle and I'm sure would be a regular on Justin Roiland shows. He'll never acknowledge it but he knows that he let a decent life slip through his fingers.
 
One thing to keep in mind is that during SleepyCabin he had a close circle of friends that kept him in check with his drinking and behavior. Once he moved out to California, especially after getting fired from The Behemoth, he completely spiraled. He's just a self destructive alcoholic that posts whatever crosses his mind with no filter.

He's become a whiny faggot on social media because everyone has cut him off for their own good. Stamper really is the poster child of addiction because despite being a high school dropout; he had close friends, modest e-fame that got him work, and generally had his shit together. If he wasn't the type of person that needed his leash held at all times, Stamper could have maintained his friend circle and I'm sure would be a regular on Justin Roiland shows. He'll never acknowledge it but he knows that he let a decent life slip through his fingers.
Yep. If he had even a modicum of self control he could have been coasting on his connections by now. Even just taking into account his voice acting and comedic skills, he was literally surrounded by talent that would go on to work in the animation and gaming industries that he could have easily found himself a spot in.
 
Yep. If he had even a modicum of self control he could have been coasting on his connections by now. Even just taking into account his voice acting and comedic skills, he was literally surrounded by talent that would go on to work in the animation and gaming industries that he could have easily found himself a spot in.
He already did, remember he voiced battle block theatre and many other games that already got his name known in the industry.
He even had people offering gigs to him at one point before his addiction sent him on a downward spiral.

It just horrifying to see he had everything he could have wanted right there but due to his addiction he lost it in an instant
 
He started to selling ( or giveaway) penicorn (a creature design by Stamper) plushies now , hope that means he's still not giving up on creative activities.
Unfortunately no, even the owner of encyclopedia dramatica did this kind of behavior of selling merch and stuff to fuel thier drug habit.

It most likely for stamper to get more money for drugs
 
He started to selling ( or giveaway) penicorn (a creature design by Stamper) plushies now , hope that means he's still not giving up on creative activities.

Newgrounds produced those as part of their merch 10+ years ago. He probably had a case of them sitting somewhere and is trying to make some cash.

Unfortunately no, even the owner of encyclopedia dramatica did this kind of behavior of selling merch and stuff to fuel thier drug habit.

It most likely for stamper to get more money for drugs

That or his growing legal debt, don't forget he spent about two months in the county jail for DUI this year.
 
The past couple of nights Stamper has gone on posting sprees again, and based off his admission from last time I'm going to assume that he was drunk then and always is when he's posting a lot. I initially wasn't going to do this because I would like to avoid turning this thread into a 1:1 mirror of his schizofeed, but eventually he said some really crazy shit so I'm going to go over the highlights.

Starting out on the evening of the 17th is a post expressing his dislike of white women. This is probably a result of his past experiences with girlfriends, particularly the really crazy one that's been talked about on SleepyCast and OneyPlays. I'll probably write a post about her later if someone doesn't beat me to the punch. Stamper has made "fuck white women" posts in the past but it hasn't been brought up in the thread yet so I thought I'd include it here.
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Stamper gave zero context for this, but I hope someone wasn't accusing him of being a pedophile.
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Stamper made this post about hating Indians that had some interesting replies:
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Apparently Stamper is getting noise complaints? Based on this post and some others he's made the past few days (as well as his drunkeness) I'm starting to think Stamper might have his own apartment or something and isn't living at his mother's house (still in Rock Springs though).
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Stamper is upset about something that happened recently:
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Stamper is getting calls from Indians trying to collect 50k in medical debt?
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Stamper makes this poll about kissing your dad on the lips
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and in the replies talks more shit about his dad.
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He's referring to him in the present tense so maybe that post about him being dead was bullshit.
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Stamper also did a little mini AMA:
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The most interesting replies are this one where he confirms he is still in Rock Springs
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Moving on to the 18th, Stamper made a post claiming that he has 5 songs finished for a potential album. While Stamper's creative output over the past several years has been extremely slim, he has consistently stated that he's working on new music and even uploaded a few new songs about a year ago. Time will tell if he actually manages to complete the album, though.
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And now the main thing I wanted to cover: Stamper asks people to name something bad they did and says he'll reply with something he did that was worse.
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His first few replies are obviously jokes
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but then things veer into depressed/real territory:
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Stamper claims he paid a woman to hide limbs. A big problem with Stamper is that he is a huge liar, but it's also believable that he would do crazy shit like this given what's known about him. I think Stamper deliberately mixes lies in with truths so people are never sure if he's being honest, and he can safely vent about real, serious shit while maintaining plausible deniability. However, he was almost definitely drunk/had lowered inhibitions when he wrote this stuff, and also probably assumed no one would be archiving them so he could just delete them in the morning leaving no possibility for consequences.
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Stamper claims that he huffs computer duster:
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Stamper claims he made 48k (I assume) selling meth, which is very big if true because
1. Stamper has always firmly denied the meth accusations, and
2. means he much more of a scumbag than even I previously believed
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Stamper claims he almost took up human trafficking (also big if he's not bullshitting):
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Some guy laments how Stamper is washed-up now, and he responds by accusing him of being hung-up on nostalgia and unable to accept change:
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Those replies trickled in over the course of several hours, but earlier that night he had also posted porn very briefly to his Community page (which he has also done before, tempting the YouTube jannies):
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And also talked shit about YouTubers:
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In the comments, one of Stamper's simps immediately brings up Oney, and Stamper plays dumb:
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And those are the highlights of the past two nights of his shitposting.

If you don't want to read through all that, the biggest things are that he made posts claiming:
1. that he "made 48k off meth"
2. gets high on computer duster occasionally
3. hired a woman to hide limbs for him
4. almost took up human trafficking, and got on the bad side of the dudes that offered it to him

which may or may not be bullshit because Stamper is a liar, but those also sound like things he would do.

Also, while I was in the middle of writing this post, Stamper opened up some more about his arrest and time in jail. He starts out by saying that he owes $750 for his jail stay:
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Stamper rants about jail being a racket and having nothing to do with justice:
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Stamper made a second post seething about cops then quickly deleted it:
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Back in the comments of the first post, Stamper confirms he went to a bar immediately after getting out of jail:
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Stamper elaborates on his arrest, claiming that he actually just got drunk on the side of the road after his car broke down. He waited in jail for two months, and then plead guilty at the advice of his lawyer to avoid being there for 4 more months:
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This Spooky guy is a YouTuber that became Stamper's friend by making creepypasta videos that Stamper liked. But suddenly Stamper is insulting him here out of nowhere; maybe he's just drunk, or maybe he's deliberately trying to burn this bridge (wouldn't be the first time)? Stamper deleted both of these comments.
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All Stamper needs is a bite to eat and some Pepto Bismol baby!

I never thought I'd see the day where Stamper gets his own thread on the farms though. Really sad to witness this shit man. Hopefully, he can somehow manage to get his life back on track either through his mother or his friends as soon as possible, but knowing past events with other people, it's gonna either never happen or happen too little too late.
 
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