DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Preferred Penne]

DSP's thoughts on Seattle hosting the FIFA World Cup for 2026"
"There's going to be a large influx of people, business will be booming and probably a lot of CRIME!"

Guy who want's more police in the city to combat crime is also a self proclaimed "most left leaning person he knows"

Mind of DSP: Soccer is only played by smelly darkie foreigners in third-world countries, so naturally the crime rate would spike if they come here.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Ladies and gentlemen, the PhilBurnellcci sequence, courtesy of @Admiral_Cola:
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So does this mean getting banned from Phil's chat allows someone to achieve the infinite spin?

It's always been like that, dude. It's because a large portion of detractors are ex-fans. They were never in the vortex just to laugh at the retarded video games man. They are dents with a grudge. That's also why whenever one of the dents 'defects' they are welcomed with open arms by the detractors no matter how much evidence there has been of how retarded they are. Just look at the Anonymouse situation or pwdubs or any of the other ones.

Anonymouse leaked mod shit which was great but this is true. A lot of detractors tend to be people who like Phil's attitude and then grow up and have had enough of his shit. Bear in mind he's been doing content for like 15 years. People who were fans of him tend to grow up while he stays the same, so that even entering young adulthood you outgrow him; look at Leanna. The hospital thing was probably the last straw and was the easiest out for her but chances are she had outgrown him after only a few years of being with him. The ultimate jilted fan, however, is Tevin...and he freely admits it. Then there are people like me who hated him the second they heard of him and found this forum to be the besr place to talk about him.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

So does this mean getting banned from Phil's chat allows someone to achieve the infinite spin?

Anonymouse leaked mod shit which was great but this is true. A lot of detractors tend to be people who like Phil's attitude and then grow up and have had enough of his shit. Bear in mind he's been doing content for like 15 years. People who were fans of him tend to grow up while he stays the same, so that even entering young adulthood you outgrow him; look at Leanna. The hospital thing was probably the last straw and was the easiest out for her but chances are she had outgrown him after only a few years of being with him. The ultimate jilted fan, however, is Tevin...and he freely admits it. Then there are people like me who hated him the second they heard of him and found this forum to be the besr place to talk about him.

I used to watch him back in 2010 around then and stopped after 2015 cuz I went to college. I even subbed to his patron at one point. came back earlier this year to see what became of him and first thing I saw was that DTRH video and I was shocked to see what became of him. Needless to say, ive been a detractor since that video

 

[marlintan]

It's always been like that, dude. It's because a large portion of detractors are ex-fans. They were never in the vortex just to laugh at the retarded video games man. They are dents with a grudge. That's also why whenever one of the dents 'defects' they are welcomed with open arms by the detractors no matter how much evidence there has been of how retarded they are. Just look at the Anonymouse situation or pwdubs or any of the other ones.

don't forget that faggot marlin tan

 

[TJGamebox]

Since Phil is playing a Disney game, this only seems fitting.

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Hunch-Ack of Renton

 

[Prophet Gaming]

So does this mean getting banned from Phil's chat allows someone to achieve the infinite spin?

Anonymouse leaked mod shit which was great but this is true. A lot of detractors tend to be people who like Phil's attitude and then grow up and have had enough of his shit. Bear in mind he's been doing content for like 15 years. People who were fans of him tend to grow up while he stays the same, so that even entering young adulthood you outgrow him; look at Leanna. The hospital thing was probably the last straw and was the easiest out for her but chances are she had outgrown him after only a few years of being with him. The ultimate jilted fan, however, is Tevin...and he freely admits it. Then there are people like me who hated him the second they heard of him and found this forum to be the besr place to talk about him.

I was never a fan of Phil's.

First time I watched a DSP video was back in 2009. I was looking for Arcade Fight Stick reviews on YouTube and Phil's review of some arcade stick came up.

I thought man this guy is an idiot and doesn't understand the in's and out's of the hardware behind the stick. He was pretty much talking out his ass and he seemed just confused most of the time.

And then over the years I'd just see stuff in my searches from him, then the detractor channels started to pop up and I just lurked for years.

Now I have my own channel reporting on Phil's BS. I just don't have time to constantly do videos as my work schedule is fucking hectic.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

We all know that's a lie

Because tomorrow, yesterday, everyday

ITS WWE CHAMPION TIME!!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

A lot of detractors tend to be people who like Phil's attitude and then grow up and have had enough of his shit.

I really hope nobody here was EVER a fan of phils

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

I never understood Phil's need to exaggerate numbers.

*10 enemies are in one room*

'There's like a hundred dudes in here!'

*20 enemies on screen*

'There's like a thousand dudes in here!'

And of course, this

For me it's when Phil's fighting Eddie in Silent Hill 2 and calls his slow power walk unbelievably fast, as if this fat fuck was the Flash or something.

 

[Balr0g]

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Isn't that the Mega Drive Castlevania start screen? He did play that already and of course save scummed the final boss if i remember correctly

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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We all know that's a lie

Because tomorrow, yesterday, everyday

ITS WWE CHAMPION TIME!!

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Please, no. A return to save scumming is one thing, but I can’t bear to have him sing over Castlevania’s godlike music. I expect Phil to show his gamer cred by regurgitating trivia that he memorized last night in between swigs of gin.

 

[Lift Me Up]

does anyone else wonder what the comments were like in this video before they were turned off?

Nigga just needs some cherry juice. Tart cherry juice for $6 a bottle.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Nigga just needs some cherry juice. Tart cherry juice for $6 a bottle.

With selzter and cherry juice he could be making some baller gin cocktails.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I really hope nobody here was EVER a fan of phils

I'm sure we all have stuff where we sit there now and wonder how on earth we ever enjoyed it. I mean I was an unironic Jim Sterling fan once (when he still accepted he was a man) and Channel Awesome. Absolutely no idea why though, even accounting for changing tastes.

 

[Cardef1121]

I found DSP when let's plays were new and I was hungry for any I could find because I was too busy to play games myself, so I looked off of Something Awful for them and found him. I then, promptly, gave up on gaming until I was out of college.

 

[Corpun]

I never understood Phil's need to exaggerate numbers.

*10 enemies are in one room*

'There's like a hundred dudes in here!'

*20 enemies on screen*

'There's like a thousand dudes in here!'

And of course, this

Autism and deflection most likely.

Hunch-Ack of Renton

Notre-Gout*

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

 

[Bill Elliot]

Why does Phil pay for cellphone service if he leaves the house literally one day a week for 5 hours?

 

[Pargon]

Ladies and gentlemen, the PhilBurnellcci sequence, courtesy of @Admiral_Cola:
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“You may not like it, but this is what peak pigformance looks like.”

 

[FamicomGorby]

Why does Phil pay for cellphone service if he leaves the house literally one day a week for 5 hours?

Cause someone might call him and he has to be able to tell them to fuck off and email him.

He has said that he calls his parents weekly, so I guess he needs a phone for that. But since that's the only person he calls he could probably just use zoom at this point and save like $100 a month.