"Becky" Rebecca Williams & Williams Clan - White Trash At Its Best

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I did go back and watch the original video. It was mostly shit, with a few nuggets in there. A few ‘facts’ about the Thumb:-
2 - they thought she was going to be a boy and picked the name Gregory Dakota. When she was born, her parents had to come up with a girl name on the spot.Why not… Dakota?
5 - Thumby is of English, Dutch, German, Blackfoot and Cherokee descent - really? I would imagine her family are all from ol’ Kentucky
6 - she is a direct descendent of King Edward III of England - who died in 1377. That’s 1377, for someone who goes dizzy and gets a nosebleed once she hears 1989.
7 - her great-grandmother who died in 2015 inherited his castle, but refused to leave the USA to live there - just the one castle? I would imagine there were a few, plus untold riches. She probably didn’t want them either. Just looked and it appears his main castle was Windsor: where our Queen Elizabeth II spends a lot of time. She and her armies will fight you for it, Thumby.
8 - also related to actress, Rebecca Gayheart - yeah, me neither
10 - lives in a constant state of nostalgia - you don’t fucking say
11 ‘I have random memories of nothing of significance from my childhood, going back to my infant years.’ - in her last few videos, she’s twice claimed to have been abused by a woman at school….
19 ‘I’m a very picky eater’ - you don’t look like it
34 she loves to write and has old notebooks full of poetry and short stories. ‘No I will not share it with you because people are too… too criticising.’ - that’s not critical. Even fucking Google recommended that I change it. At least we know where Hamber got this idea from.
37 she can do voice impressions - medical receptionist is my personal favourite
41 she taught herself how to play piano… a little bit. She also taught herself drums… a little bit - is there no beginning to her talents?
47 diagnosed with social anxiety when she was 18. She’s never been to a concert as she cannot deal with large crowds - what were they planning to do at Pride, then? At least we know where Hamber got this idea from, yet again.
48 she did try to commit suicide after her nephew died. ‘...there was no bullets in the gun’ - I know I shouldn’t laugh, but come on, it’s Thumby
 
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I believe in some pretty silly things, but I tapped out 11 seconds into the paranormal interviews.

If any ghosts are choosing to spend the afterlife hanging out with Becky, I'd love to read a post, but this video is awful. Even by Becky standards.
 
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I'm listening to the Paranormal interviews part 1 video and.. good lort fix the audio, plus some of the experiences are making me wonder if they're actually paranormal.
Cemetery that's always foggy? Is it in a valley perhaps?
Kids get told by a stranger to leave an area, the kids go find and adult and then the adult goes to see about things and there's no one there... spooky ghost or a person doing something shady who then left before more people showed up?

I'm still surprised more folks don't go check out the Civil War battlefield and cemetery. Mill Springs might chase out a bunch of slack-ass ghost hunters but Zollicoffer Park likely wouldn't be as picky. There's a Confederate mass grave there and everything.
Of course, knowing about actual Civil War events probably seems too much like 'at thar book larnin' for the likes of Becky's people.

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I just listened to the Why weight loss surgery terrifies me + is therapy helping? video.
Dear fecking Gawd learn to tell a story in a linear fashion! Make notes to keep on track if necessary. I know the ADHD ramble is the style of speech for that area but the rest of the world has shit to do, get to the point.

Aunt had surgery and was in pain after, ended up dying. Was the surgery performed incorrectly? Did she follow the after-surgery instructions? Did she die of something completely unrelated?
(Seriously kids, do not get weight loss surgery. Most of the time if you can follow the bariatric diet you will lose weight anyway. Surgery just adds complications.)

Also, a well kept secret about Kentucky is the drug cartels and all the lovely things that go along with them. When parents tell their kids not to get into drugs they aren't just meaning, "Don't smoke the reefer or you'll end up living in a cardboard box" they mean don't get involved with the dark stuff, and it isn't paranormal. Kentucky isn't all inbred dumbfucks, and there are powerful people in this country that don't want what goes on down there interrupted.
 
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I'm listening to the Paranormal interviews part 1 video and.. good lort fix the audio, plus some of the experiences are making me wonder if they're actually paranormal.
Cemetery that's always foggy? Is it in a valley perhaps?
Kids get told by a stranger to leave an area, the kids go find and adult and then the adult goes to see about things and there's no one there... spooky ghost or a person doing something shady who then left before more people showed up?

I'm still surprised more folks don't go check out the Civil War battlefield and cemetery. Mill Springs might chase out a bunch of slack-ass ghost hunters but Zollicoffer Park likely wouldn't be as picky. There's a Confederate mass grave there and everything.
Of course, knowing about actual Civil War events probably seems too much like 'at thar book larnin' for the likes of Becky's people.

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I just listened to the Why weight loss surgery terrifies me + is therapy helping? video.
Dear fecking Gawd learn to tell a story in a linear fashion! Make notes to keep on track if necessary. I know the ADHD ramble is the style of speech for that area but the rest of the world has shit to do, get to the point.

Aunt had surgery and was in pain after, ended up dying. Was the surgery performed incorrectly? Did she follow the after-surgery instructions? Did she die of something completely unrelated?
(Seriously kids, do not get weight loss surgery. Most of the time if you can follow the bariatric diet you will lose weight anyway. Surgery just adds complications.)

Also, a well kept secret about Kentucky is the drug cartels and all the lovely things that go along with them. When parents tell their kids not to get into drugs they aren't just meaning, "Don't smoke the reefer or you'll end up living in a cardboard box" they mean don't get involved with the dark stuff, and it isn't paranormal. Kentucky isn't all inbred dumbfucks, and there are powerful people in this country that don't want what goes on down there interrupted.
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Relative of the Thumb? 95% chance the minute she got out of hospital the entire clan went to Golden Corral to "celebrate".

They say they're still finding pieces of Auntie to this day.

ooooo spooky
 
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6 - she is a direct descendent of King Edward III of England - who died in 1377. That’s 1377, for someone who goes dizzy and gets a nosebleed once she hears 1989.
7 - her great-grandmother who died in 2015 inherited his castle, but refused to leave the USA to live there - just the one castle? I would imagine there were a few, plus untold riches.
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Anyone who believes this is profoundly retarded. After 5 centuries, no one will be looking for an heir to a castle. Believing this fable tells us a lot about Becky.

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10 - lives in a constant state of nostalgia - you don’t fucking say
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Becky is in need of therapy, but like Amber, she just refuses to get it.

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19 ‘I’m a very picky eater’ - you don’t look like it
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Refusing to eat what Amber cooks does not make her a picky eater.


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37 she can do voice impressions - medical receptionist is my personal favourite
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LOL

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41 she taught herself how to play piano… a little bit. She also taught herself drums… a little bit - is there no beginning to her talents?
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She can't stick to anything, like works, as I can see.
 
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FatalTater said:
Also, a well kept secret about Kentucky is the drug cartels and all the lovely things that go along with them. When parents tell their kids not to get into drugs they aren't just meaning, "Don't smoke the reefer or you'll end up living in a cardboard box" they mean don't get involved with the dark stuff, and it isn't paranormal. Kentucky isn't all inbred dumbfucks, and there are powerful people in this country that don't want what goes on down there interrupted.
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“Mild Mannered retard Becky Williams needed money for her weight loss surgery in the critically acclaimed series…
BREAKING BECK.”
 
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19 ‘I’m a very picky eater’ - you don’t look like it
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That doesn't surprise me at all. Deathfats don't have varied diets: it's hyperpalatable edible non-food consoomables or GTFO. To their destroyed palates, real, whole foods taste disgusting so they avoid eating them. Hell, most deathfats blanch at the idea of drinking water, the thing that composes most of our bodies, that has been challenging to get for most people throughout most of history and that most of us in the developed world are fortunate to have at our fingertips — running hot and cold even! But nope! It's palate-destroying diet sodie pop or water with yum-yum flavor spritzies or nothing for deathfats. Water? Just good, clean water? Ew! Gross!

And all that is actually very limiting.

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INNYWAY! I'm the rare Farmer who doesn't hate ALR or Becky and thinks that a lot of the drama surrounding both of them is trumped up and often insane. I even like some parts of Becky's vlogs.

With that said, of course Becky is drawing her great-niece a drawing of characters who are completely unknown to the great-niece rather than finding out who the girl's into. (I'm assuming the great-niece is not an adult given that she's drawing Rainbow Brite, etc. but that might be giving Becky too much credit). Everyone in the expanded ALR and Haydurverse is such a bad, thoughtless gift-giver.

And, of course, Becky still isn't bothering to compose and sketch out the full layout of her mashup of corporate cartoon characters before inking in her lines. The end result is that she ends up with these characters haphazardly splattered across the page with a ton of static white space that, if she's feeling ambitious, she just fills in with color. (Hint: contrary to the name, white space filled in with block color is still white space). The fact that she refuses to go to art school or even take adult learning art classes and that she doesn't make a serious effort to learn basic technique on her own but still always felt comfortable taking commissions is telling.

Also, Becky's lines are incredibly tight and choppy, as though she's drawing with a hand cramp. It's because she doesn't know how to draw a line so has to slowly, painstakingly trace over her own penciled-in sketch lines. She needs to sit down and practice drawing lines until she has a good flowing line she can comfortably control, vary (e.g., in thickness, etc.) according to the demands of the drawing and lay down reasonably quickly. It takes time to learn how to draw a line but this is one of the most foundational exercises in drawing. But drawing line after line after line with the intent of learning to control and vary your lines while working reasonably quickly is boring and too much like work, so Becky's not going to do it. The thing is, she could practice her basic line technique while having music (or YouTube or whatever) on in the background so it wouldn't be that onerous. But, even then, I doubt she'd be able to do it because I don't think she'd understand how lines work: a line is a line in Becky's mind. She's not detail-oriented or even just...intellectually alert enough to understand the most foundational elements of drawing.

She also uses color pencils like a child: she just lays down big blocks of color within her lines with, very occasionally, some layering. She really, really doesn't know how to match media with the support receiving the media. If you follow her IG, for example, she uses ballpoint pen on poplar wood craft panels. Because ball point pen wasn't designed to transfer ink to pressed poplar, Becky presses down harder on the pen to force the ink to transfer. This has the effect of gouging and splintering the wood as well as making an even choppier, more sputtering line than she normally draws as the pen struggles to cut through the wood. Concomitantly, she has no concept of what sort of paper she should use for pen, marker and colored pencil, nor does she have a sense of how to shade or blend color pencil. I'm sure even Buttfuck, Kentucky has access to Zest-It or, in a pinch, 70% rubbing alcohol; it's not like she really needs her scribbles to be archival quality.

I know this is a sperg and it might sound like snobbery but it really isn't (well, it is a sperg but not snobbery). I like simple line art. I like colored pencil art and, unlike some, I think it's a perfectly legitimate medium. In theory, I don't even mind the unironic mashup of corporate characters Becky likes doing. I like mashups and I'm perfectly fine with earnest fan art. Truth be told, I'd probably rather look at earnest fan art than cynical, misanthropic postmodern shit these days. But Becky's just shit at doing what she does and, contrary to what I've heard her say, she isn't improving. Part of it is she doesn't know how to improve because she isn't smart enough to teach herself and is unwilling to go to school to be taught and part of it is just that she's a lazy and crude artist.

She also really, really needs to not take people's money for her shit art ever again.

And of course Becky has a grasp on a family relationship as genealogically obscure as "great-niece." If I went by Becky, I'd think that the only thing people in Buttfuck, Kentucky do is sit around charting their most peripheral family relations to everyone else.

Finally, I hate that my brain has even registered this trivia but: Becky is showing repeats in her t-shirt collection segments. I've seen at least three of the t-shirts she showed us in this vlog in earlier vlogs. I'm almost sure I've seen that "Free Hat, Limit 1" Squidbillies t-shirt three times now, but I'm too lazy to go back and check.
 
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I'm the rare Farmer who doesn't hate ALR or Becky and thinks that a lot of the drama surrounding both of them is trumped up and often insane. I even like some parts of Becky's vlogs.

GTFO, now. You were dropped on your head as a child.
 
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How many videos has Thumby put out lately? But she didn't realize that she wasn't recording when she was 'drawing'? FFS just admit you trace some, if not all, your drawings, Hell, they are still better than I could do.
Amazing how all these YTers have so many technical issues. Thumby drawing, Hamber dieting, exercising; basically anything requiring effort.
Yesterday, I even watched a fatty, who was doing a 30 day fitness challenge forget to charge her Fitbit. Another day she also forgot to wear it. Another day it didn't register any of the exercise she had done that day etc, etc, etc. All the time she was saying how she loves her new lifestyle. Loves exercise. I think they all get their stories from the back of the same cornflake box.
 
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