Elon Musk's son is changing his name to confirm his gender identity (female) and to avoid association with Elon Musk

[gobsmackedmortician]

Have all the money , cut dick off ....
wasted a chance at becoming a real life bond villian with lasers in space

what a dipshit

 

[DownSyzePotato]

And they say money can't buy you a penis?

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Why did Elon go through the trouble of only having sons through IVF instead of sons and daughters through sex? What 7th dimensional level of autism does Elon have installed?

 

[cheese burger69]

I'm appreciative that Null is passively spreading awareness about Elon Musk's slow transition into a giga-cow.

For any of you not in the know, a lot of facts (confirmed as non-disinformation) have been coming out about Elon Musk, likely being dug up because his own large businesses are encroaching upon the territory of other very entrenched businesses. I am not defending him, this is speculation for why we are just learning from oil-giant shills about his antics such as:
- Elon Musk flashing his genitals at a female SpaceX employee and offering her a horse if she fucked him. She did have sex with him, and she resigned from her position in SpaceX- Musk paid her to stay quiet.
- Elon Musk leaving his female partners for younger and crazier women, and "fathering" many children, all while being too busy to raise them himself.
- Elon Musk sperging out on twitter because he was cucked by his estranged Canadian girlfriend "Grimes" for Hasan Piker and Bradley Manning.
- Elon Musk living alone in a quickly-fabricated home (practically a trailer) on the beach of Texas near his rocket program launch site.
- Elon Musk hiring competent tard wranglers for himself in all of his organizations to deal with all of his ludicrous (yet innovative?) demands that seem to appear as whims.
- Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin through his vast media influence.
- Elon Musk sperging out and going on very autistic rants during ALL of his mandatory conferences.
- Elon Musk trying and epically failing to get involved in the June 2018 Thailand Cave Rescue.
- Elon Musk being sued for defamation after calling a random on twitter a Pedophile

And probably a lot of other things I have already forgot. In any case, Elon Musk either revealed or spawned a lot of Lolcows on the internet in every community he has involved himself in, most of which have moronically doxed themselves over their hatred of Elon Musk. I am also looking forward to people paying more attention to him because of this feature, for which I am grateful, considering how his life and behavior is starting to spin out of control.

Please correct me if I got anything wrong.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Totally. To avoid wasted effort, it makes much more sense to just incestuously molest your daughter while she's underage, before other guys get a chance to steal that carefully groomed pussy from you. Emphasis on "groomed..."

This is why some extreme Christfags have wedding-like celibacy ceremonies with their daughters, where the girl pledges her virginity to her dad so he can give it to the man of his choosing. Yes, that's a real thing.

Are you so autistic and hedonistic that love is incomprehensible to you?
By that line of reasoning, being kind to your mother is a scam because you don't get any pussy out of the deal.

Am I alone have noticed obvious incest and possible nonce vibes in that reddit nigger's post...

C'mon guys it's five year old pasta, why are you eating it?

 

[Troonos]

Faggot just coped, seethed, and dilated himself out of his inheritance because he couldn't handle daddy controlling his social media habit.

 

[MassierSon]

Wow what a faggot
He could have easily lived the easy life. Does he have daddy’s money saved up?

 

[Dan Abrams]

Elon Musk hates his dad too and doesn’t talk to him. It’s like poetry it rhymes

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

ay CROCKETT i'm a girl now

 

[Colon capital V]

Tbf, I probably wouldn't want to associate with a cringe nigga like Elon as my father (even if he's apart of the 1%), but gods be damned I wouldn't ever chop my dick off to "own" him for internet points.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

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I'm appreciative that Null is passively spreading awareness about Elon Musk's slow transition into a giga-cow.

For any of you not in the know, a lot of facts (confirmed as non-disinformation) have been coming out about Elon Musk, likely being dug up because his own large businesses are encroaching upon the territory of other very entrenched businesses. I am not defending him, this is speculation for why we are just learning from oil-giant shills about his antics such as:
- Elon Musk flashing his genitals at a female SpaceX employee and offering her a horse if she fucked him. She did have sex with him, and she resigned from her position in SpaceX- Musk paid her to stay quiet.
- Elon Musk leaving his female partners for younger and crazier women, and "fathering" many children, all while being too busy to raise them himself.
- Elon Musk sperging out on twitter because he was cucked by his estranged Canadian girlfriend "Grimes" for Hasan Piker and Bradley Manning.
- Elon Musk living alone in a quickly-fabricated home (practically a trailer) on the beach of Texas near his rocket program launch site.
- Elon Musk hiring competent tard wranglers for himself in all of his organizations to deal with all of his ludicrous (yet innovative?) demands that seem to appear as whims.
- Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin through his vast media influence.
- Elon Musk sperging out and going on very autistic rants during ALL of his mandatory conferences.
- Elon Musk trying and epically failing to get involved in the June 2018 Thailand Cave Rescue.
- Elon Musk being sued for defamation after calling a random on twitter a Pedophile

And probably a lot of other things I have already forgot. In any case, Elon Musk either revealed or spawned a lot of Lolcows on the internet in every community he has involved himself in, most of which have moronically doxed themselves over their hatred of Elon Musk. I am also looking forward to people paying more attention to him because of this feature, for which I am grateful, considering how his life and behavior is starting to spin out of control.

Please correct me if I got anything wrong.

I dunno man, I kinda want to do all of those things. When's the last time you used your massive influence to pump a joke coin?

 

[Molag Bal]

I don’t pay attention to Elon, but I’m sure as shit people don’t like him anymore for his chronic Twitter use and how people think he’s a rightoid, which is absolutely contrary to troons.

Elon Musk is a textbook case of YWABAN, proving me right yet again. Nigga's up in there, deeply embroiled in globohomo, carrying water for the literal redshields, and people STILL accuse him of being le sekkrit supernazi.

It doesn't matter what you do. If you are White, you will be branded a nazi and treated as such, nothing you do matters, nothing you say matters. You might as well embrace it.

He could also disinherit them for reasons and insanity might count as one.

>an official legal document drafted on behalf of one of the richest people in the world, citing troonism as "insanity" as a reason for a legal measure like exclusion from inheritance
YES PLEASE

If my dad was shitposting on Twitter everyday

I don't see the problem with that at all. If my dad was shitposting on twitter all day, I'd make a separate account, just to shitpost at him.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

In all seriousness, I do have to question if this is only going to happen to Elon Musk. It makes one question how many other well-known billionaires have secret children they don’t father or raise, only to then turn into a different gender.

It happened to New Jack and it only came to light after he died that his son was a drag queen. He didn't help the situation by beraring his son and calling him a fucking faggot when he was alive though. I think this shit is fixable, but you have to be a dad that's present and there for your kids to lead them when they err. So you know, by being a father and not a baby daddy

 

[Common Shadow]

He must be one hell of a piece of filth for his daughter/son/otherkin/ET/whatever to just abandon him and give up any chance at an inheritance granted Eslug Putz won't be the victim of his own hubris shortly when he sucks his own ego cock thereby sapping his lifeforce.

Either that or his on again, off again non-binary gender confused troll doll will end it.

 

[Cool Dog]

Totally not groomed like torvalds' daughter, not at all

Nothing to see here

 

[Admiral Piett]

- Elon Musk being sued for defamation after calling a random on twitter a Pedophile

Correction. It wasn't just any random, IIRC it was one of the divers during the Thai cave rescue. The guy was a British expat and diving expert who was helping with the rescue, and had the gall to call Elon a showboater for trying to insert himself into a very real and sensitive operation with untested submarine tech. Elon then called him a pedo out of spite.

 

[IKOL]

He must be one hell of a piece of filth for his daughter/son/otherkin/ET/whatever to just abandon him and give up any chance at an inheritance granted Eslug Putz won't be the victim of his own hubris shortly when he sucks his own ego cock thereby sapping his lifeforce.

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Jesus fucking Christ hello insomnia again...
GODDAMMIT!

 

[BiggerChungus]

Mental illness.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Castrate yourself to spite your father.

The update to "cut your nose to spite your face" is even more hardcore.

 

[NoonmanR]

Cutting your dick off to own the nazis.

Yeah! That'll show em, definitely won't regret this in a few years.