Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[TayandYou]

Anyways Bella isn't a "failure" in regards with trolling Chris. After all she did land him in jail.

If she was the one who trolled him into committing crimes and ending up in jail, that's killing the cow, which is the biggest failure you can do in trolling. Now the cow can no longer be milked.

But that wasn't even what happened, Chris was fucking his mom without her involvement. So she still failed in trolling him because he brought this on himself. No trolling was done, it's not like she seduced Chris into divulging his secrets, he simply tattled on his own. She wasn't even the one to leak it, she wanted to save it for some kind of epic ween.

Bella is the most pathetic of the latest generation of weens, she had the biggest delusions of grandeur but accomplished the absolute least, and then tried to take credit for circumstances which she did not create, forgetting that if she was indeed actually responsible for Chris fucking his mom she would be equally culpable.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

If she was the one who trolled him into committing crimes and ending up in jail, that's killing the cow, which is the biggest failure you can do in trolling. Now the cow can no longer be milked.

But that wasn't even what happened, Chris was fucking his mom already without her involvement. So she still failed in trolling him because he brought this on himself. No trolling was done, it's not like she seduced Chris into divulging his secrets, he simply tattled on his own. She wasn't even the one to leak it, she wanted to save it for some kind of epic ween.

Bella is the most pathetic of the latest generation of weens, she had the biggest delusions of grandeur but accomplished the absolute least, and then tried to take credit for circumstances which she did not create, forgetting that if she was indeed actually responsible for Chris fucking his mom she would be equally culpable.

You bring up some pretty strong points there. And let's not forget too, if her plan really wasn't to kill Chris but instead to just reveal the call anonymously, with some fabricated bits in there, that still would have led to Chris's arrest all the same.

No matter what Bella did or would have done, she'd essentially deprive everyone else of milk, essentially meaning Bella missed the whole point of what trolling or what lolcows are all about. She really is that pathetic.

 

[ANobody]

If you are in a country that is majority Muslim, almost everyone might condemn you for eating pork, but deep inside you know that's okay because it tastes so good.

Well sure but when you go to saudi arabia you dont go "man i sure do like pork" and start scarfing it down like a maniac unless you want Walleed and company to put a bullet between your ears. People must adapt to the behaviors their local social contract demands of them. Moot point.

Beong a retard doesnt mean you cant do wrong. If a 17 year old kid with severe mental disabilities can be tried as an adult so can Chris.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

If he made the right choice or not ultimately comes down to how Fionussy measures up to Barbussy. Which is a hypothetical only the bravest of weens could answer.

Been thinking about this literally every day since this and Im ready to call it.

The last thing a boxer loses is his punch, and the last thing a hoe loses is her death grip. And with how much hoein old Barb did in her prime Id bet you COLD HARD CASH her 80 years old and senile cooter could crack walnuts. She could perform a ping pong show with billiard balls, Fiona just cant measure up to that. Chris made the right choice.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Been thinking about this literally every day since this and Im ready to call it.

The last thing a boxer loses is his punch, and the last thing a hoe loses is her death grip. And with how much hoein old Barb did in her prime Id bet you COLD HARD CASH her 80 years old and senile cooter could crack walnuts. She could perform a ping pong show with billiard balls, Fiona just cant measure up to that. Chris made the right choice.

Are you saying Barb was asking for it? That never crossed my mind but hilarious shit dude. I wouldn't doubt it either. I wonder if old barbussy was tight.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

If she was the one who trolled him into committing crimes and ending up in jail, that's killing the cow, which is the biggest failure you can do in trolling. Now the cow can no longer be milked.

But that wasn't even what happened, Chris was fucking his mom without her involvement. So she still failed in trolling him because he brought this on himself. No trolling was done, it's not like she seduced Chris into divulging his secrets, he simply tattled on his own. She wasn't even the one to leak it, she wanted to save it for some kind of epic ween.

Bella is the most pathetic of the latest generation of weens, she had the biggest delusions of grandeur but accomplished the absolute least, and then tried to take credit for circumstances which she did not create, forgetting that if she was indeed actually responsible for Chris fucking his mom she would be equally culpable.

Let it not be forgotten that her actual psyop was to cuck Chris at Everfree and blackmail him about trying to fuck an 18 year old by pretending she is a minor, by having her fucking the same autistic teenager (???). So, in terms of goals achieved, she achieved exactly zero of what she set out to do. That is complete and total failure.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Let it not be forgotten that her actual psyop was to cuck Chris at Everfree and blackmail him about trying to fuck an 18 year old by pretending she is a minor, by having her fucking the same autistic teenager (???).

What's that based on?

 

[GumballFapper]

What's that based on?

IIRC claiming that Fiona is underage was part of her kiwifarms "distraction" glowop, I don't know if she legitimately believed that. It's hard to keep track of things with a compulsive bullshitter like Bella.

But again, Bella is fucking retarded, I wouldn't be surprised if she believed that Fiona is underage and the sex tape plan was to blackmail chris for having sex with an underage girl.
After all, blackmailing chris with pedophilia is what the Idea fags did as well:

 

[The American Hedgehog]

IIRC claiming that Fiona is underage was part of her kiwifarms "distraction" glowop, I don't know if she legitimately believed that. It's hard to keep track of things with a compulsive bullshitter like Bella.

Bella told the minor lie to the Watchmen in an attempt to protect Fiona (this was prior to Bella deciding to attempt to throw Fiona under the bus the next day).

Bella's KF distraction attempt involving lying about "Billy" being the voice in the call and that Billy was a minor. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leaking-new-info.96813/

I wouldn't be surprised if she believed that Fiona is underage and the sex tape plan was to blackmail chris for having sex with an underage girl.

I don't think there was a sex tape plan. That notion seems to be based on the incest call where she said:

"I'll take photos of you two. I'll have- I'll have just a screenshot- like a slideshow of romantic stuff between you guys, um. You, uh- Oh, the dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever."

"I'm gonna be enjoying the festivities with you two, but I wanted to take like um, I wanted to make a uh oh like slideshow, and like memory thingy. Of you guys together."

And

"My main job is photographer and bodyguard, but, I could dance for a little, take photos of other ladies I might wanna dance with, y'know, have fun"

So it sounds like she was talking about taking photos of Chris and Fiona dancing together at Everfree.

Is there other evidence to there being a sex tape plan?

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

What's that based on?

This transcript/post does a fairly good job of arguing that "dancing" and Bella's obsession with taking photos of them "dancing" and "experimenting" with other women are euphemisms. Taken in conjunction with dozens of other receipts which I have catalogued here, where these are the things she said directly:

1. She wants to room/have sex with Fiona, Fiona wants to room/have sex with Chris, Chris wants to room/have sex with Bella.
2. Bella wants to make Chris suicidal, and also extort him for money.
3. Bella was already claiming that Fiona is a minor and that Chris "has had sexual relations online," implication being with Fiona.

You think "dancing" would be the only thing being filmed? You can click around on your own in the thread linked above, I'm not going through the trouble of re-organizing and cataloguing the receipts for you after I already did it once. She may not have directly said, "I'm going to film them fucking each other," but all of the components are there.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

This transcript/post does a fairly good job of arguing that "dancing" and Bella's obsession with taking photos of them "dancing" and "experimenting" with other women are euphemisms. Taken in conjunction with dozens of other receipts which I have catalogued here, where these are the things she said directly:

1. She wants to room/have sex with Fiona, Fiona wants to room/have sex with Chris, Chris wants to room/have sex with Bella.
2. Bella wants to make Chris suicidal, and also extort him for money.
3. Bella was already claiming that Fiona is a minor and that Chris "has had sexual relations online," implication being with Fiona.

You think "dancing" would be the only thing being filmed? You can click around on your own in the thread linked above, I'm not going through the trouble of re-organizing and cataloguing the receipts for you after I already did it once. She may not have directly said, "I'm going to film them fucking each other," but all of the components are there.

There's almost something Shakespearen about the whole thing. Someone should write a play about this. I'd buy tickets.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

There's almost something Shakespearen about the whole thing. Someone should write a play about this. I'd buy tickets.

It's probably the love triangle, or love rectangle if you try to include Jacob in there, or pentagon if you try to include Barb in there. In any case, it's basically the story of Chris falling for two different teenage girls, one autistic, and one a nasty bitch, and the nasty one's plan to "steal" the autistic one from Chris to fulfill her own sexual attraction towards her, all while they've been hired to protect him from Sockness, and while Chris is eating Barb out on the side.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

It more just parallels Chris's normal behavior, showing that he has not changed at all from when one troll would pretend to be his girlfriend, another troll would try and Honeypot him, and he would "cheat" every time.

He really wanted that fungussy, the barbussy, and when Fiona is "in the bag" continues to be horny regardless.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

It more just parallels Chris's normal behavior, showing that he has not changed at all from when one troll would pretend to be his girlfriend, another troll would try and Honeypot him, and he would "cheat" every time.

He really wanted that fungussy, the barbussy, and when Fiona is "in the bag" continues to be horny regardless.

I'm convinced that his "cheating" was because it was easy to "cheat" in the moment. Basically all his cheating would ever amount to is flirting online.

With a live-in girlfriend, he doesn't have to put in any effort. Which is why we are in our current situation.

If Fiona moved in with Chris he'd never bother trying to bang Bella -- not because he wouldn't want to, but because it would just be too much effort.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I'm convinced that his "cheating" was because it was easy to "cheat" in the moment. Basically all his cheating would ever amount to is flirting online.

With a live-in girlfriend, he doesn't have to put in any effort. Which is why we are in our current situation.

If Fiona moved in with Chris he'd never bother trying to bang Bella -- not because he wouldn't want to, but because it would just be too much effort.

This isn't even the first time he "cheated" on a girl quote-unquote. Chris has done open relationships at least twice before the whole Bella/Fiona fiasco. He's done something similar to this with Blanca and Sarah Jackson, though the two got in a fight. The same happened with Ivy and Vanessa Hudgens.

This is more an extreme version of this, as he was going after 5 women this time (the other three being Barb, MKRNightVee, and Annie Ikenberry), instead of just two.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

The same happened with Ivy and Vanessa Hudgens.

Cut Chris some slack. I wouldn't blame anyone for cheating with 2009 Vanessa Hudgens. You'd cheat too.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Bella's history with breaking the law makes me think that she'll be successfully prosecuted for a felony before age 25. Maybe even before age 23. Here's hoping...

Apparently Bella can't stay out of trouble. She's being arraigned Tuesday 3/29 which is TOMORROW on speeding charges.
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Here's a case that appears to have a bench warrant issued for failure to appear.
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Also does it seem to anyone else that her search engine results are goofy, like someone has hired a service to spam a bunch of unrelated things with her name in them to knock down the Farms? Didn't work on Google but Brave results have almost no relevant hits.
ETA: fix an obvious error

It seems she hasn't been arrested yet for either of these two. Also, the first screenshot in this post is of a case (let's call it Case 2) that didn't have a bench warrant for her arrest issued by the time the post was made, but I just looked up both cases and apparently she got an *additional* bench warrant on March 30 (post was made March 27) because Case 2 in the first screenshot was also something she did not show up for.

When the post was made, she only had one bench warrant. But because she didn't show up for her second speeding ticket, she now has two

lol

 

[Pointless Sperg]

It seems she hasn't been arrested yet for either of these two. Also, the first screenshot in this post is of a case (let's call it Case 2) that didn't have a bench warrant for her arrest issued by the time the post was made, but I just looked up both cases and apparently she got an *additional* bench warrant on March 30 (post was made March 27) because Case 2 in the first screenshot was also something she did not show up for.

When the post was made, she only had one bench warrant. But because she didn't show up for her second speeding ticket, she now has two

lol

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Bitch could've just paid the tickets and been done with it, or if daddy has cut her off from money, she could've shown up and pleaded poverty, or if she does have money she could have paid one of those ticket legal services to take care of it if she didn't want points on her license. Instead she did nothing because she's an entitled piece of shit.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Bitch could've just paid the tickets and been done with it, or if daddy has cut her off from money, she could've shown up and pleaded poverty, or if she does have money she could have paid one of those ticket legal services to take care of it if she didn't want points on her license. Instead she did nothing because she's an entitled piece of shit.

She's also probably throwing around some of that weight her glowing father has. I've met some children of federal agents and they push around the local PD pretty badly.
"Oh you want to take me in? My father will make sure the IRS/FBI are going to kick down your door!".
Saddest thing is, it probably would happen.

 

[AnOminous]

When the post was made, she only had one bench warrant. But because she didn't show up for her second speeding ticket, she now has two

Yes, I went into a later post of autistic speculation of how it happened. They happened on the same day fairly far apart and it looks like Bella got caught speeding, ticketed, and then kept speeding and got ticketed again same day. Pure genius.

My theory is she got caught speeding, and got frustrated by the delay, and being a completely impulsive freak, sped up even more.

Here's the post with the map of the route she was on, although we don't have the exact times so we don't know the direction. Or at least I don't.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/isabel...bella-kelly-osborn-10anon.98702/post-11587075