Prison Letters (6/04/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Chris Explains Soul Bonding and the Goddess Logs

No, not Chris... The conservator. Chris would stamp his feet, demand, hide taxable income and play PayPal tricks on him that he would expect to be bailed out of. I can't see an accountant used to acting as a fiduciary for elderly and incompetent people putting up with Chris.

I'd expect them to be used to it, Chris isn't like a banker or some rich fuck hiding income through fuzzy accounting and shell companies he's have a paypal account he'd send money to from the other account and be caught pretty quickly, it's the preditory payday lenders I am more worried about Chris going to one of them for a lego binge fund and getting hit with that absurd interest and other hidden fee's they like to slap on at a whim - I think they are the only people who would loan to Chris at this rate.
 
What's best for Chris, according to you? Also, what do you consider to be a good ending to his story?

While I'm not rooting for it to happen, I am of the belief that Chris will eventually end his own life as a result of his delusion. Kind of like when he sliced his taint because he genuinely believed he would grow a vagina; he's going to end up doing something really stupid like jumping off a building because he doesn't think he will die from it. I could even imagine a ween telling him that he needs to hang himself to go into Cwcville or something along those lines.
 
Sauce?

EDIT: I ask because it's not impossible and we can't rule it out. On the downside for the prosecution, it does not rid Greene County of Chris. On the plus side, it gives them a place they can stuff him without much effort.

If they assign a conservator they can keep the mortgage paid without Chris fucking it up by buying some lego.
Why would the court do that though when Chris isn’t a co-owner of the house?

Would the conservator be effectively making sure Chris pays Barb rent?
While I'm not rooting for it to happen, I am of the belief that Chris will eventually end his own life as a result of his delusion. Kind of like when he sliced his taint because he genuinely believed he would grow a vagina; he's going to end up doing something really stupid like jumping off a building because he doesn't think he will die from it. I could even imagine a ween telling him that he needs to hang himself to go into Cwcville or something along those lines.
I agree that’s a real possibility, there’s lots of similarities with Chris’s ideology and cults who want to ‘ascend’ leading to suicide and with Chris if he gets delusional enough, particularly with malicious trolls involved, he might be convinced that he can easily resurrect himself like he (Jesus) did before for whatever dumb, delusional reason.
 
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Sauce?

EDIT: I ask because it's not impossible and we can't rule it out. On the downside for the prosecution, it does not rid Greene County of Chris. On the plus side, it gives them a place they can stuff him without much effort.

If they assign a conservator they can keep the mortgage paid without Chris fucking it up by buying some lego.
I'm only saying that because Chris hasn't improved that much in regards to his mental health. However, I could be wrong and he could be released, which could be its own can of worms.
 
While I'm not rooting for it to happen, I am of the belief that Chris will eventually end his own life as a result of his delusion.
It could be a very real possibility, and not just related to never being able to go home, or being found guilty. The latter he seems to finally have realized he needs to fight, and assumes it's going to go the way he believes it will.

Notwithstanding that, Chris really hasn't experienced the shift in perception about him since getting locked up. Weens probably have said something, but he'll just dismiss those claims. It won't be until he gets out, and gets online, where he'll really see the blowback from what he did. He's always had assholes leaving dumbass comments, but I think they're going to get really drowned out by people telling him what a huge pos he is. He'll most likely try to get back in with artists or pony people, and I highly doubt anyone will want to interact with him. Same thing with conventions, he'll probably expect to waddle into them like nothing happened, only find out he's banned from pretty much every one.

That will be a huge blow to Chris, him demanding people not believe his crime, etc... but, unlike other times, people aren't just going to dismiss it because he's a tard.
 
Why would the court do that though when Chris isn’t a co-owner of the house?

Would the conservator be effectively making sure Chris pays Barb rent?
I mentioned this earlier, and I also would like to know what happens if Barb's family objects to Chris moving back in. It seemed like they were taking some control over the house/situation at some point and I doubt they did so just so Chris could come back and continue to fuck his mom. He doesn't own the house so if he isn't wanted there then he has no recourse as far as I'm aware. The most I'd expect him to be entitled to is to collect anything there that belongs to him.
 
I mentioned this earlier, and I also would like to know what happens if Barb's family objects to Chris moving back in. It seemed like they were taking some control over the house/situation at some point and I doubt they did so just so Chris could come back and continue to fuck his mom. He doesn't own the house so if he isn't wanted there then he has no recourse as far as I'm aware. The most I'd expect him to be entitled to is to collect anything there that belongs to him.
I’m guessing the state would be forced to find suitable accommodation elsewhere, if Barb’s family didn’t want anything more to do with Chris maybe they’d box up his stuff and put it in storage/deliver it somewhere since it’d be far too risky to let Chris back in since there’s a good chance he’d refuse to leave.
 
I mentioned this earlier, and I also would like to know what happens if Barb's family objects to Chris moving back in.
I highly doubt they want anything to do with Chris any longer given they basically ratted him out to the cops and told them he wasn't welcome on their property, especially after he left them that "scary voicemail".
 
Really? That's news to me. Mind sharing the voicemail?
It's buried in the wiki but:
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/WCT_DMs#Discussing_the_incest_fallout
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He also paid for Chris's tuition at PVCC in the 2000s, what did that cost him?

Probably not much. Community colleges have always been a cheaper alternative to university, and they were much cheaper back then.

archive.org doesn't have PVCC's website before 2002 (maybe they didn't even have a website until 2002?), but in 2002 it was $40/credit for Virginia residents. By 2006 (the year he graduated finally) it was $68/credit.

We don't know how many credit he took a semester, but assuming the normal full-time 15 credits 2x/year that works out to <$1200/yr when he started and ~$2000/yr when he graduated.

Given how long it took Chris to graduate though, I suspect he wasn't taking a full course load, so his tuition was probably much cheaper per year.

Incidentally, to show how much education costs have gone up even at community colleges, in-state tuition is now $155/credit there.

Why would the court do that though when Chris isn’t a co-owner of the house?

The court can't force Chris into 14BC, Barb would have to agree to it.

Would the conservator be effectively making sure Chris pays Barb rent?

Yes. Chris' tugboat would go directly to the conservator's account, and he would pay the expenses on Chris' behalf. Chris would not be allowed to manage his own money. All of his access to his bank accounts would be revoked and all his debit/credit cards would be shut down.

He'd likely be handed an EBT card to buy groceries without having to spend his tugboat for that (and have to learn to eat for cheap). He might also get a *very* small allowance in a debit account specifically for that purpose, which he would doubtless blow on some lego.

This will probably happen regardless of where Chris ends up.

He probably will not get a guardian however, as the requirements for incapacitation are stricter. Basically they have to show that (from Virginia code):

(i) meet the essential requirements for his health, care, safety, or therapeutic needs without the assistance or protection of a guardian or (ii) manage property or financial affairs or provide for his support or for the support of his legal dependents without the assistance or protection of a conservator.


This can't just be due to making bad decisions, there has to be a condition involved. Now that Chris most likely has documented crippling mental illness from his evaluations, they can probably assign a conservator. They probably can't assign a guardian since Chris is still able to at least dress himself, microwave a Hungry Man, etc.

I mentioned this earlier, and I also would like to know what happens if Barb's family objects to Chris moving back in. It seemed like they were taking some control over the house/situation at some point and I doubt they did so just so Chris could come back and continue to fuck his mom. He doesn't own the house so if he isn't wanted there then he has no recourse as far as I'm aware. The most I'd expect him to be entitled to is to collect anything there that belongs to him.

We don't know how much control Barb has over the situation. If Barb is still not incapacitated, it's up to her, not them. If Barb dies then Chris is still the heir, not Barb's sister.
 
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Oh, he will skate.
He's the one with the slick bent dick to which charges won't stick. The teflon hard-on.

He's going to come out of jail a toughened single tomboy with a new found level of notoriety. He was mentioned on Tucker Carlson. He trended on Twitter. He's practically a household name at this point, tons of retarded normies know about Chris Chan. He'll have a whole line of people clamoring to have him move in with them, e-girls sending him nudes trying to be his online GF for clout, business deals from idiot entrepreneurs with no understanding of internet culture, media outlets supporting him as a victimized trans woman. Years of fame, and just as many years of sweet government tugboat.

Every day it'll be like the rollin' and trollin' video, but real. Nothing but straight swagger.

Granted, it's tough to be more of a king than sitting around all day tweeting from your throne to people who live on your every word while not working a minute and having your every desire catered to by a pack of white knights and weens, living off the tax dollars of the working class sheep, playing with toys and getting laid whenever you want, but I'm sure he'll manage.

Excellent post, it cracked me up.
 
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We don't know how much control Barb has over the situation. If Barb is still not incapacitated, it's up to her, not them. If Barb dies then Chris is still the heir, not Barb's sister.
Well clearly Barb was allowing her family to clear out at least some of the shit in the house. I have to imagine they had some sort of talk with her. I don't imagine they'd have been willing to get involved if she was openly planning to have Chris back in the house. It seems insane to let them live in the same house together ever again when he unrepentantly molested her. Unless/until I hear that Barb said it was consensual and she wanted it, I'm inclined to believe it was abuse.
 
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Well clearly Barb was allowing her family to clear out at least some of the shit in the house. I have to imagine they had some sort of talk with her. I don't imagine they'd have been willing to get involved if she was openly planning to have Chris back in the house. It seems insane to let them live in the same house together ever again when he unrepentantly molested her. Unless/until I hear that Barb said it was consensual and she wanted it, I'm inclined to believe it was abuse.
I hope they sold off his junk or at least burned it.
 
I hope they gave his toys to needy children. Party because needy children need toys, but mostly because of how much Chris would hate it.
Anything that came out of that room can probably be considered a biohazard and not suitable for children as it was probably encrusted with all sorts of disgusting things considering Chris' hygiene and the state of the house.
 
Anything porous is probably unrecoverable, but hard toys like legos and transformers can be salvaged with an ultrasonic bath in TSP and bleach.

Honestly they'd be fine with just a wipe down with moist towelettes or soap and water at worst. Chris is gross but it's not like they're coated in ebola.
 
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