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Ethan's Mansion - Address, Material Living Situation and Related Drama
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"we're never going to post our daughter on the internet or talk about her after she's born' - ethan ralph
My location guess is florida, dirt cheap to live in the shit areas and since ethan is a panhandler who doesn't have to work he doesn't have to worry about the shit wages.
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Hollerin Hawg run out of town by people leaving corn on his front step.
His address will get leaked again in no time, but in the mean time what state do you think he's moving to? I'm voting Florida since no personal income tax and Pantsu is just like one of those weirdo 30 somethings that's way to into fuckin Disney.
Though he could also be livin out his dream and move to Vegas where he can lose money making dumb sports bets and fuck all the black hookers he wants.
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There are casinos in FL too.
My top 3 guesses:
1. Lisbon, he'll probably just leave all of his shit behind because he's a shitty person, making it a huge headache for the landlord. Epic ownage of the Vickers by ducking out of child support until his passport gets canceled by the state department for being in arrears. Will somehow still Tweet how Vickers are preventing him from seeing his kids despite voluntarily moving to another continent, his retard fans will somehow stan for him.
2. Las Vegas. Reasons are self explanatory. This is by far the worst option for the cow milk. He'll be dead by 2023.
3. Florida seems reasonable. Shacking up with Baked Alaska and do team streams, hollering at bar patron and content spraying bouncers. They are both broke as fuck and would be eager for the opportunity to do team streams which they probably think they will make a ton of money on. This arc ends in one of them ending up in prison for a violent felony for a long time, but it's 50-50 which piggy it is.
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I don't believe he is leaving Richmond. He wouldn't feel the need to include that in the tweet. He'll probably stay somewhere in that city.
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My guesses:
Going to Rochester so May’s parents can raise Rozy.
A more rural location in Virginia because it’s cheaper.
They are just scrambling to find any place within 60 miles of Richmond they can get a day rental u-haul too. The landlords probably told them they were raising the rent and piggy threw a fit. I’d be shocked if they had the logistical skill and money to get more than 100 miles from their current location. But I’d love for Gunt to try and rent a shithole in Florida sight unseen and just show up in a uhaul to a piece of swamp land.
I don’t think they got much notice to gtfo or didn’t bother trying to find a new place till the very last minute. Could be they weren’t paying on time, rent being raised or because the landlords discovered the state of the house with a drug addict pig, horse, infant, dog and two cats in a stye that nobody cleans - probably all three.
Ralph was suddenly complaining about a “housing bubble” a week ago, almost as if he was suddenly needed to find a new place asap, only bothered to start looking and discovered it a absolutely terrible time to rent or buy. (Lol at the idea he could buy)
When you are getting ready to move you don’t take out of town trips - that’s for after the move is done.
I’m looking forward to seeing Ralph’s new trailer or crack shack down in Chester, Va.
Going to Rochester so May’s parents can raise Rozy.
A more rural location in Virginia because it’s cheaper.
They are just scrambling to find any place within 60 miles of Richmond they can get a day rental u-haul too. The landlords probably told them they were raising the rent and piggy threw a fit. I’d be shocked if they had the logistical skill and money to get more than 100 miles from their current location. But I’d love for Gunt to try and rent a shithole in Florida sight unseen and just show up in a uhaul to a piece of swamp land.
I don’t think they got much notice to gtfo or didn’t bother trying to find a new place till the very last minute. Could be they weren’t paying on time, rent being raised or because the landlords discovered the state of the house with a drug addict pig, horse, infant, dog and two cats in a stye that nobody cleans - probably all three.
Ralph was suddenly complaining about a “housing bubble” a week ago, almost as if he was suddenly needed to find a new place asap, only bothered to start looking and discovered it a absolutely terrible time to rent or buy. (Lol at the idea he could buy)
When you are getting ready to move you don’t take out of town trips - that’s for after the move is done.
I’m looking forward to seeing Ralph’s new trailer or crack shack down in Chester, Va.
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With how legendarily good Ralph's opsec is I expect him to post the lease agreement for his new place while irl streaming the U-Haul drive from start to stop.
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If he leaves the state does the suspended sentence still come into play in another state? Could he be leaving because he is nervous about it? Or is it just that he's a bitch and is afraid that alogs will come knocking?
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If Ralph was smart, he wouldn’t have said anything about moving in the first place. He’s not smart though.
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I think something non alog related happened to spurn this and we're reaching some sort of tipping point. Maybe his car got broken into or had its catalytic convertor taken since he lives in a sketchy part of town . Who knows tho maybe Ralph is literally just tired of alogs and getting served papers.
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Hahaha, what a pussy. I thought that the Ralphamale don't scare, but now he's running away from nice people who bring him tribute. Don't worry, the new pig farm will get leaked soon enough. His security is shit, and he's going to burn some bridges with people who would know the address. I also think that the Vickers family will have to be informed about his new location due to the ongoing legal cases, especially if Ralph still wants custody of Xander.
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I know this probably has nothing to do with it but imagine if Ralph is moving out of state because of fear of going to jail due to the Faith's diary shit.
Richmond PD and DA's office will finally rest from hearing from Vicker's constantly bitching about him lmao.
Dunno, I fucking crack up just imagining it.
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Ralph’s new house is going to be a giant potty
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My money is he’s moving in with Baked or the Morrisons so he can focus on streaming instead of his daughter
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Very easily could have been a massive rent hike that he can't afford. I'd be curious if we know when he moved in and if this move out falls in line with a common lease time frame (e.g. 12 months, 24 months). I can see his shitbox going up about 300 dollars a month, and when he stopped hollerin' at the landlord for this bullshit rent increase, he realized there was no way he could afford it.
It's Portugunt now.
He wont move that far away, he needs to keep close to May's parents. My guess is somewhere close to Atlantic City since he talked about moving to Vegas but that's not happening unless May has officially been disowned.
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>implying people won't find out where he moves to (if he even does) in a matter of moments and start making offerings again
Also way to let people know the trolling is getting to you, fatass. How's that "Everything is Fair Game" mantra working out for you?
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Can´t wait for the next episode of Cribs where he shows us the mansion built with all the Vegas earnings. Jokes aside, he is probably moving because one of his black sex offender neighbors threatened to rape his kid because they cannot take the squealing late at night anymore; Neigh probably got a bit too excited with the prospect and Ralph worried about losing his family to an actual nigger instead of a pretender.
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Time for Ralph to return to his roots, the bog land of his ancestors is calling him home...