Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
They should make "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" mandatory reading in law school. It's a great example of what NOT to do, and it's funny as hell. I'm sure Grimm and Keenan had read it, then they'd know who Russ is and wouldn't have offered their services.
 
They should make "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" mandatory reading in law school. It's a great example of what NOT to do, and it's funny as hell. I'm sure Grimm and Keenan had read it, then they'd know who Russ is and wouldn't have offered their services.
This might be rainbow farming, but I do like imagining they're just as bovine as he is, they just haven't moo'd fully.
 
Tldr: The flu magically turned into Covid so they need more time. No, I'm not making it up
They just couldn't help licking each others anuses, could they?

Also, how many minutes after he has lost this case will it take Russ to blame it all on his laywers?
Now that he's back on FB, I expect a nice, long rant about how he lost because of them being incompetent or in cahoots with Null and if he just have done it all himself as he usually does, he would have won and 34 instathots would fly directly to Vegas to have sex with him.
 
They just couldn't help licking each others anuses, could they?
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Greg Keenan has licked so many anuses that he's accumulated a rock solid buildup of shit on his upper lip.
 
How much better do you guys think they'll make their brief in one extra week?
I'm somewhat intrigued as to why all these delays. It could just be they have more important resume-builders, but this weird segue from "flu" to "COVID" has me a bit confused. It is such a lame excuse, the sort of thing you'd expect from a grade schooler who just didn't do his homework.

Could it be they never even read the original opinion or looked at the operative complaint before taking the case?

Could they just have looked at it and been surprised to see what looks like wholesale copyright infringement (by the OP) and assumed this had to be some mistake?

It's the sort of thing I think a competent IP lawyer could have made a triable case out of but Russ didn't. What are their "extraordinary circumstances" that would justify taking up arguments not raised in the trial court? Just being pro se won't do, especially when Russ has extensive experience in pro se litigation, as including the Fremantle/Marathon response to Russhole's litigation history as an exhibit would demonstrate.

Dumb or not, he's in a considerably better position than most pro se litigants, with at least some legal education and fairly substantial experience. He's just not willing to do any real research or even address counterarguments to his insane bullshit.

The other approach (and they probably do both if they do not just snake on Russ entirely) would be to argue Russ's arguments were sound in the first place and the judge was just wrong.
 
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