- Joined
- Jan 3, 2022
Y'all asked & y'all shall receive:
Thank you @Suburban Bastard for the suggestion + links, as well as Kennel Club for the interest!
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And before anyone freaks out:
With his first post being what modern day users would call a "Thirst Trap", Kris began to form and grow his fursona. Below is an illustration of his first gallery post, a free template he colored in:
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How did he come to choose a Husky/Dalmatian mix? He later posts:
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"I'm a husky/dalmatian, mostly because I grew up with a husky, and then a dalmatian. :3 Although, I've always felt like a doggy on the inside, even when I was little."
(Archive in Master Timeline Spoiler)
Notice the shit self-coloring in July, only for August to make up a majority of art he received during his furry career. One would have to think this kid was a trust-fund cunt to get all of this high-grade art. One peek onto his journals and FA Forum posts would suggest differently:
If he got a majority of the art in his gallery via raffles, freebies, requests or actually paying for them is questionable. With this much pandering, I'll bet he was enough of a pest for him to wear down the resolve of lesser artists to where they would comply just so he would fuck off.
e-begging networking Kris sought out to gain popularity the only way he knew how to - by throwing money at it.
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That's right, a raffle that had Kris pay furry artist turned scammer Jailbird $1k to have the winner's character fornicating with Kris'.
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And the prize?
Non-existent.
In true financial fuck-up fashion, Jailbird would cut and run years later from this event. But this winner's journal hinted at things to come...
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Look at the amount of comments on this journal. Three. Fucking. Thousand. Plus. And Kris said "we" would check every single entry. This would be more than any one person could chew AND caused FA issues with the frantic creation of a few thousand journals in hopes of getting that
. He would address the growing situation two days later in another journal:
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In this journal he tells hissimps watchers to stop making journals as the site rules changed (because of Kris) and that they can get an EXTRA chance at the wad of cash if they promote his raffle outside of FA.
Of course, this didn't come without:
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"I understand that many of you have been upsetted by the fact that you find it hard to believe that a furry would giveaway $1111.00 out of the kindness of his heart to another person that he's never met. But I'm just a derpy dog I guess, that really wanted to make someone happy. And I did get something from the $1111.00, I got to feel really super good knowing that I helped someone else out. Which is selfish in a way, but knowing that I was able to make someone happy instead of spending that money on myself, makes me happy! ^^"
This above quote tells us a lot about Kris. Not only was this for clout, but also to paint himself in a charitable light in an incredibly tone-deaf and non self-aware kind of way.
If you had any shred of hope that Kris is a good guy, let's take a look at his Twitter.
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Only a year and a month after he came into the eyes and minds of the fandom, he left just as quickly.
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To better understand where I'm coming from, allow me to introduce Kris' plush,
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If you haven't already seen, the caption reads,
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Just Fudge Puppy, A gangster stuffed animal that spends his free time selling meth in our back yard. :3
He may look adorable, but when you look away he will swiftly pickpocket you, and even steal your watch to pawn at the pawn shop!
He talks with mostly profanities, (Yo ni**a this, yo ni**a that) but if you can get past that, his good qualities are umm... uhh.. he's soft!"
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"That plush on my head is named Fudge Puppy, He's my gangster dog plushy that self proclaims he himself killed Tupac. He tries his hardest to get into every commission I ever do by sneaking around and photobombing at the last second, or just relaxing in the background for the cameo! >///<! :3"
Fudge Puppy makes it into a handful of Kris' art, and the stereotypical hood/gang depiction of him is rather odd. For someone who is as affluent as Kris, this wouldn't be something he's exposed to in his bubble of safety and security. But A few additional tweets shed some light on why he projects this character on his plush.:
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Kris' intent to put on a "gangsta" front with underage drinking and a plush who matched that fantasy clashed with the reality of Starbucks, first-class flights and expensive designer clothes. Among hordes of attention and "gifts" from the furry fandom, he lived in a fantasy where he was the life of the party, center of attention, and with a golden heart to boot, fronted by the "charity" of raffling away cash.
In theory, if Kris was left unchecked he would have burned through any amount of money he had access to, and all he would have to show for it was fancy clothes, digital art and internet points. Trusting the likes of someone who has never worked for anything that they own and lives in the fantasy land that upper-class people do always ends in a crash and a burn. Too bad it didn't drag out to where we could have seen it - watching someone lost in the fantasy of wealth followed by the slap of reality is often satisfying for everyone people like Kris shit on all his life. A financial fuck-up, come and gone.
KrisPup
That's right, to anyone in the know around 2013-2014, this name may sound familiar and even controversial. Let me tell you that I had no idea who this person was when it was mentioned to me but if I could sum him up in a few words, it'd be "The epitome of 2013 furry femboys who also buys his popularity."Thank you @Suburban Bastard for the suggestion + links, as well as Kennel Club for the interest!
I highly recommend reading the post before diving into these photos. I did these for ease of month/year tracking.
FA Gallery:
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FA Journals:
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Humble Beginnings
On our Lord's day of May 25th, 2013 KrisPup (AKA Kris Fairlady on SL) blessed FA with his presence by posting the following picture:
And before anyone freaks out:
With his first post being what modern day users would call a "Thirst Trap", Kris began to form and grow his fursona. Below is an illustration of his first gallery post, a free template he colored in:
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How did he come to choose a Husky/Dalmatian mix? He later posts:
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"I'm a husky/dalmatian, mostly because I grew up with a husky, and then a dalmatian. :3 Although, I've always felt like a doggy on the inside, even when I was little."
Making Ripples
Kris began socializing in earnest at the beginning of August, 2013 in which both his galleries and journals began to grow at rates that would be considered suspect for someone of his age.(Archive in Master Timeline Spoiler)
Notice the shit self-coloring in July, only for August to make up a majority of art he received during his furry career. One would have to think this kid was a trust-fund cunt to get all of this high-grade art. One peek onto his journals and FA Forum posts would suggest differently:
Making Waves
August was a rather successful month for Kris, after
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That's right, a raffle that had Kris pay furry artist turned scammer Jailbird $1k to have the winner's character fornicating with Kris'.
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And the prize?
Non-existent.
In true financial fuck-up fashion, Jailbird would cut and run years later from this event. But this winner's journal hinted at things to come...
Raging Rapids
The height of Kris' notoriety would come in the form of a journal, one with more promise and freedom than the last:
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Look at the amount of comments on this journal. Three. Fucking. Thousand. Plus. And Kris said "we" would check every single entry. This would be more than any one person could chew AND caused FA issues with the frantic creation of a few thousand journals in hopes of getting that
. He would address the growing situation two days later in another journal:
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In this journal he tells his
Of course, this didn't come without:
Peak Tide
With a few thousand furries having joined in on the fray to get enough to buy a cheap partial, a winner was declared:
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"I understand that many of you have been upsetted by the fact that you find it hard to believe that a furry would giveaway $1111.00 out of the kindness of his heart to another person that he's never met. But I'm just a derpy dog I guess, that really wanted to make someone happy. And I did get something from the $1111.00, I got to feel really super good knowing that I helped someone else out. Which is selfish in a way, but knowing that I was able to make someone happy instead of spending that money on myself, makes me happy! ^^"
This above quote tells us a lot about Kris. Not only was this for clout, but also to paint himself in a charitable light in an incredibly tone-deaf and non self-aware kind of way.
If you had any shred of hope that Kris is a good guy, let's take a look at his Twitter.
Ending Not With a Bang...
Kris' final journal was the winning announcement of the infamous $1111 raffle on New Year's Eve. He would go on to continue to post few pieces of art up until March of 2014 FA, whhen he would move to twitter for only a few months. Very few things on his Twitter are notable, but also show the kind of lifestyle and attitude he had:
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...But With a Whimper
Kris' last post was on June 4th of 2014:
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Only a year and a month after he came into the eyes and minds of the fandom, he left just as quickly.
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Washed-Up Gems
Having taken the better part of a day to make this thread, I have noticed a pattern or two in Kris and how he saw the world, or at least the general idea of others.To better understand where I'm coming from, allow me to introduce Kris' plush,
Fudge Puppy
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If you haven't already seen, the caption reads,
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Just Fudge Puppy, A gangster stuffed animal that spends his free time selling meth in our back yard. :3
He may look adorable, but when you look away he will swiftly pickpocket you, and even steal your watch to pawn at the pawn shop!
He talks with mostly profanities, (Yo ni**a this, yo ni**a that) but if you can get past that, his good qualities are umm... uhh.. he's soft!"
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"That plush on my head is named Fudge Puppy, He's my gangster dog plushy that self proclaims he himself killed Tupac. He tries his hardest to get into every commission I ever do by sneaking around and photobombing at the last second, or just relaxing in the background for the cameo! >///<! :3"
Fudge Puppy makes it into a handful of Kris' art, and the stereotypical hood/gang depiction of him is rather odd. For someone who is as affluent as Kris, this wouldn't be something he's exposed to in his bubble of safety and security. But A few additional tweets shed some light on why he projects this character on his plush.:
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Kris' intent to put on a "gangsta" front with underage drinking and a plush who matched that fantasy clashed with the reality of Starbucks, first-class flights and expensive designer clothes. Among hordes of attention and "gifts" from the furry fandom, he lived in a fantasy where he was the life of the party, center of attention, and with a golden heart to boot, fronted by the "charity" of raffling away cash.
Aftermath
In closing, Kris' time in the spotlight of the fandom was little over a year, and during that time he would beg for free art, boast about how much art he had, raffle off money for attention under guise of charity, all while living the life of an immature, sheltered child. With how fast Kris made a name for himself in the fandom, he was riding a high from the constant notifications on FA. The notifications would be either people watching his page, being lewd with him over his art or simply just getting a chance at free art. When he wanted more, he threw money at the issue, causing a slowdown and new rule to be implemented in FA, dispute over if the raffle was legal and strife as it was clear as day to everyone what he was doing - but those who were hopeful of his chance of free money followed along. It could be said that his halo was held high by his horns, as he saw himself as someone who could do no wrong. This emboldened him as he attended multiple furry cons where he engaged in underage drinking, partying and most likely hedonistic benders. With how fast he both entered and exited, it's clear the money he was using for all of this was not his own, most likely from his parents. Despite the fact he never worked for that money, he took it and ran with it and the prestige that came with it. Since Kris took a very unexpected and quiet exit, I can only think that his parents had cut him off to reel him in from his constant partying and trading money for attention.In theory, if Kris was left unchecked he would have burned through any amount of money he had access to, and all he would have to show for it was fancy clothes, digital art and internet points. Trusting the likes of someone who has never worked for anything that they own and lives in the fantasy land that upper-class people do always ends in a crash and a burn. Too bad it didn't drag out to where we could have seen it - watching someone lost in the fantasy of wealth followed by the slap of reality is often satisfying for everyone people like Kris shit on all his life. A financial fuck-up, come and gone.
R a very popular furry artist by the names of Summer/Falvie/GANYiAO/Popparotzi/Carnalgarden got into drugs and scammed a large amount of people.
