Ethan's Mansion - Address, Material Living Situation and Related Drama

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

This is my favourite development in awhile. A Kiwifarms scavenger hunt to find the new pigpen -- what fun!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph, do a RSO search for your new neighborhood this time so we don’t have to shame you into moving again.

 

[ManBearHog]

Ralph, do a RSO search for your new neighborhood this time so we don’t have to shame you into moving again.

His broodmare is literally a pedophile, he doesn’t give a fuck about RSO stats.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

this is so neat , I didn't know replays were enabled on cozy. I still watch him on Odysee , its hard to move to another sketchy streaming platform, even if it is for the ralphamale, anyways here is the clip.
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If the Internet can find a flag in the middle of a field in Greenville Tennessee, I'm pretty sure a talking pig will be easy mode.

 

[Sam Losco]

If the Internet can find a flag in the middle of a field in Greenville Tennessee, I'm pretty sure a talking pig will be easy mode.

Yeah either he'll slip up or it'll be force exposed in court docs.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

He's got so many court cases and stupid shit ongoing there's no way he can keep it secret.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Martinsburg, WV is a good guess, if it's shitty enough for the ATF then Ralph will fit right in.

If he's lying about moving out of state then I'd imagine he's just going to some shitty part south of the Potomac in Virginia.

Otherwise maybe some where in Maryland outside of the DC metro area, it can get rural pretty quick.

I assume we'll know instantly from Vickers or his other legal battles coming up.

 

[Fannyscum]

Vicious Vickers and his army of lost boys are on the case:


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[Blue Miaplacidus]

Vicious Vickers and his army of lost boys are on the case:
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I want to change my vote from 1 week to 12 hours pls

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Vicious Vickers and his army of lost boys are on the case:
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Lol, Ralph’s rent was cheap but I’ll agree he was paying too much to live in a fucking crime ridden ghetto. He probably just got jealous when he found out all his neighbors had HUD paying their rent.

Gunt only needs a stable internet connection and given that his e-begging gets less and less money every month he should move some place rural and cheap as shit.

He will be moving some place cheap and semi-rural less than 3 hours drive from Richmond. If he wasn’t lying about going to it while on his trip to DC then it will be one of the shitty towns in the WV panhandle or across the river in Maryland that are 75 miles away from DC.

I don’t think he could afford a decent place in the Harper’s Ferry area in WV, but definitely would be at home in Martinsburg, WV and it’s surrounding crap holes.

Given his good buddy Sisco is in eastern WV I think it’s pretty likely he heads in that region.

The best part is he talked about “checking out the new digs” which makes it sound like he hasn’t actually seen them in person and rented some place via online listing or photos alone. Lol. Or even better, a “friend” of Sisco has some rental property he’s giving Ralphamale a “deal” on.

The only reason he’s even moving an hour or two down the road is sheer laziness. They have no family, no friends and no job tying them to the south east. But Ralph could only bother to look for cheap rentals he could drive a uhaul up and back to in a day. I figure he will be moving in this haphazard way, by the seat of his pants, into progressively shittier places every year or two until he dies or ends up at Ronnie’s mansion.

 

[burntwater]

With all that money Ralphamale is making off his streams he's clearly moving on up to Silver Spring, MD.

 

[Fannyscum]

Jim weighs in on the Ralphs leaving the ghetto:


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[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Is it confirmed they have 3 pets? Most rentals won’t take more than 2. Also some places require a dna test for dogs now to make sure they aren’t homicidal ghetto mixes.
ETA I just got a spam email for dog dna testing fucksake how do they do that.

 

[Telemeter]

this is so neat , I didn't know replays were enabled on cozy. I still watch him on Odysee , its hard to move to another sketchy streaming platform, even if it is for the ralphamale, anyways here is the clip.
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He's such a fed he's moving to Fed Central.

 

[2lolis1cup]

If the Internet can find a flag in the middle of a field in Greenville Tennessee, I'm pretty sure a talking pig will be easy mode.

 

[Derpy]

Lol, Ralph’s rent was cheap but I’ll agree he was paying too much to live in a fucking crime ridden ghetto. He probably just got jealous when he found out all his neighbors had HUD paying their rent.

Gunt only needs a stable internet connection and given that his e-begging gets less and less money every month he should move some place rural and cheap as shit.

He will be moving some place cheap and semi-rural less than 3 hours drive from Richmond. If he wasn’t lying about going to it while on his trip to DC then it will be one of the shitty towns in the WV panhandle or across the river in Maryland that are 75 miles away from DC.

I don’t think he could afford a decent place in the Harper’s Ferry area in WV, but definitely would be at home in Martinsburg, WV and it’s surrounding crap holes.

Given his good buddy Sisco is in eastern WV I think it’s pretty likely he heads in that region.

The best part is he talked about “checking out the new digs” which makes it sound like he hasn’t actually seen them in person and rented some place via online listing or photos alone. Lol. Or even better, a “friend” of Sisco has some rental property he’s giving Ralphamale a “deal” on.

The only reason he’s even moving an hour or two down the road is sheer laziness. They have no family, no friends and no job tying them to the south east. But Ralph could only bother to look for cheap rentals he could drive a uhaul up and back to in a day. I figure he will be moving in this haphazard way, by the seat of his pants, into progressively shittier places every year or two until he dies or ends up at Ronnie’s mansion.

I doubt he even bothers to rent a Uhaul. I just can’t imagine that hog loading up all his shit in one day. My guess is he fits as much shit as he can in his truck and May’s car and try and move in a couple trips. It’s not like they have that much shit to fit in a moving truck as these are the people who eat off disposable plates. They also seem like the kind of trash to leave a ton of shit behind.

 

[heathercho]

There's a little place with cheap rent, neighbors used to retards and a dead day lily patch that's tucked into a nice rural part of Virginia that I'm sure could accomodate Ralph and his Rozchu.
It's even got Court in its name, perfect for a felonious King Pig.....

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I doubt he even bothers to rent a Uhaul. I just can’t imagine that hog loading up all his shit in one day. My guess is he fits as much shit as he can in his truck and May’s car and try and move in a couple trips. It’s not like they have that much shit to fit in a moving truck as these are the people who eat off disposable plates. They also seem like the kind of trash to leave a ton of shit behind.

You’re right, I forgot Ralph has his new truck. No way he will pay for a u-haul when he can just shove all his crap in the truck bed. I’m sure crap will be flying out the back all the way to the new crap shack.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

You’re right, I forgot Ralph has his new truck. No way he will pay for a u-haul when he can just shove all his crap in the truck bed. I’m sure crap will be flying out the back all the way to the new crap shack.

I’d pay to see Ralph trying to load his shit into his truck bed. I bet he’s never used it like god intended, he just throws everything in the cab.
If I was him I’d just leave everything and buy new stuff.

 

[DonDaLemon]

You’re right, I forgot Ralph has his new truck. No way he will pay for a u-haul when he can just shove all his crap in the truck bed. I’m sure crap will be flying out the back all the way to the new crap shack.

There's no way he uses a tarp or rope to move himself. And it's not even like you'd be able to avoid him when he drives like he's in Fat and Furious. His truck would be super easy to find right now with all their shit still in the bed. I bet there will be a little bit of furniture in his truck forever.