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[Make Anime Illegal]

 

[Forgetful Gynn]

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Behold, the Femoral Artery. A fuck-ton of blood passes through here every second, and if that shit gets sliced open (say for example, you get shot), you are going to be bleeding out very quickly and can easily die from blood loss. Same goes for the shoulder, as that contains the Subclavian Artery. Never assume these are "safe" places to shoot somebody.

Not only that but in the roughly 2-3 minutes it will take you to die of blood loss, you can still be a deadly threat to the people around you. Say you had a knife, like the person in the video, you would still be able to stab anyone within arms reach for minutes until you die. So its the worst of both world, it's not reliably non-lethal, and its not reliably self-defense.

Funnily enough, the same idiots who say stuff like this are the same idiots who think "the only purpose of a gun is to kill." They need to shoot themselves in the head to defend everyone else from their stupidity.

 

[Johnny Salami]

female fitness influencers

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

female fitness influencers

I'd assume they're all just whores who use fitness as a pretense and an excuse to stretch their bodies all around online for coomer attention. Am I wrong?

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[White_N]

Social advertising against rainbow haram in Qatar. The umbrella says "sharia".

 

[BigHollowEyes]

 

[AnOminous]

Funnily enough, the same idiots who say stuff like this are the same idiots who think "the only purpose of a gun is to kill."

Well, it is, although it can be used for other things. You could say the only purpose of it is to eject a projectile with some degree of accuracy at high velocity, which is mainly used to kill. Even something like target practice fits into that. That's why they exist, because some people, varmints, and other things need killed or shot at.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

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Spoiler: Blogpost

Had one hit me up for money as I was walking out of a 7-11 with a drink in my hand. I gave him my standard excuse of "Sorry, I don't carry cash." He looked at my hand with a frustrated expression and walked away. I was thinking, fuck you buddy, I could have paid for that with a card for all you know. Then I got in my car and realized I had the $5 bill the cashier had given me as change visibly clasped between the bottle and the palm of my hand.

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[Naidyonov]

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“Franklin, tho`plagued with fumbling age
Needs nothing to excite him.
But is too ready to engage
When younger arms invite him.”

You Just Know...

 

[Foxxo]

This worries me about my dad's two cats.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I can't particularly tell where on his person he was shot, but a "low shot" is not a "non-lethal" shot. People, particularly those who watch too many movies, have this misconception that getting shot in the legs is not as deadly as being shot in the body or head, when in fact it can be just as deadly, if not more-so.
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Behold, the Femoral Artery. A fuck-ton of blood passes through here every second, and if that shit gets sliced open (say for example, you get shot), you are going to be bleeding out very quickly and can easily die from blood loss. Same goes for the shoulder, as that contains the Subclavian Artery. Never assume these are "safe" places to shoot somebody.

That guy who started shit likely had to go for an exploratory laparotomy. Not a fun time. He fully deserves how shitty those are.

The only true "off switch" the human body has is disruption of the CNS. But I can promise you that bullets to the thighs and/or pelvis work very well to diminish someone's combat capabilities (think opponents wearing armor and helmets). So yeah, movies and TV make it sound as if shooting someone in the legs is akin to hitting them with taser or something.

Not only that but in the roughly 2-3 minutes it will take you to die of blood loss, you can still be a deadly threat to the people around you. Say you had a knife, like the person in the video, you would still be able to stab anyone within arms reach for minutes until you die. So its the worst of both world, it's not reliably non-lethal, and its not reliably self-defense.

Funnily enough, the same idiots who say stuff like this are the same idiots who think "the only purpose of a gun is to kill." They need to shoot themselves in the head to defend everyone else from their stupidity.

Firearms are only weapons. They exist to break stuff and kill things. That's it. They're not like a knife in that a knife can be used as a tool or a weapon. Try opening your mail or slicing a tomato with a firearm, dumbass.

 

[WolfeTone]

 

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[Skitarii]

 

[40 Year Old Boomer]

Spoiler: Blogpost

Had one hit me up for money as I was walking out of a 7-11 with a drink in my hand. I gave him my standard excuse of "Sorry, I don't carry cash." He looked at my hand with a frustrated expression and walked away. I was thinking, fuck you buddy, I could have paid for that with a card for all you know. Then I got in my car and realized I had the $5 bill the cashier had given me as change visibly clasped between the bottle and the palm of my hand.

Spoiler: TMI/Power Leveling

Having spent time homeless myself, just tell them to fuck off. It's what I do. Anybody genuinely trying to claw their way out of homelessness ain't hanging around begging for handouts.

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[Foxxo]

Spoiler: TMI/Power Leveling

Having spent time homeless myself, just tell them to fuck off. It's what I do. Anybody genuinely trying to claw their way out of homelessness ain't hanging around begging for handouts.

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That is a supremely intelligent bunny.
Now here's a cat with splendid facial hair.

 

[HumptiDouji]

Try opening your mail or slicing a tomato with a firearm, dumbass.

That's what your bayonet is for.