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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
We're relying on their numbers for that and troons lie even when there's no reason for it.
They had 230 animals total (only 188 alpaca) the others were not alpaca. I did a visual count from videos. This included chickens, sheep, ducks, dogs, cats etc. This loose number i am sure of.

Alright, as one of the alpaca whisperers here, I definitely know what I'll do once the tranch finally goes under. Maybe a thank you for everything I've learned in this one thread alone.

Will I ever dry wall? No, I'm from Europe. Will I ever have guns? Probably, but I'm from Europe. Will I ever have alpacas now even after taking courses and working at an alapaca farm? No, because I'm not a moron and from Europe. Will I get drunk? Yes of fucking course, yaddi yadda Europe, yaddi ya.

I have learned things here and I wish to give back. If only as a farewell to this hotspot of daily entertainment.


I'll go have some stupid alpaca walk with actual healthy and well socialised alpacas. I'll take pictures for you guys since we've now collectively suffered enough. In a healthy environment too. You might just see trees and bushes and grass. Mind blowing.

Might just document how alpacas here live and how they're treated. Of course, if there's any interest.
Please queen, alpaca pill us 🦙
 
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Same. Just a village over. I already processed some of their wool last year. Amazing for the prize I got it at. Every single time I look to see which pasture they're out on. My day improves every day I catch a glimpse.

More sadness; I always wanted alpacas so badly. Straight up took handling courses with exams and whatnot at some of our biggest farms. Out here tho, they're easily 2k+. There isn't even a meat market yet because of the Insanity of prices. While alpaca meat is actually quite lean and healthy, it simply can't be imagined with the price per animal and their long pregnancies. Lacking fresh blood everywhere on top..

This thread made me realize that no matter how badly I'd like some, it's simply a fucking stupid idea. Maybe once I'm older and whatnot, but ehh. Just considering how much wool I got from them last year, and the price.. Its easily recognisable as a huge economic mistake. A little herd for fun? Maybe. Anything else is truly fucking stupid.
I hear you! I would keep a few as pets also, like my neighbour, if I had a bit more field to keep trimmed. They are so friendly and floofy.

You have correctly identified that the only money to be made is in breeding and selling them.

In fact I wonder if that’s what the tranchers are doing with the young they keep taking.
 
The news article about how this epic bastion of trans positivity defended itself from MAGAts started popping up again and I was tempted to speak out about the horrible shit going on, but I'd rather not get banned knowing the kind of people running the groups I'm in. It kinda pisses me off when legitimate criticisms of people get written off as transphobia or some other bullshit just to deflect.
 
The news article about how this epic bastion of trans positivity defended itself from MAGAts started popping up again and I was tempted to speak out about the horrible shit going on, but I'd rather not get banned knowing the kind of people running the groups I'm in. It kinda pisses me off when legitimate criticisms of people get written off as transphobia or some other bullshit just to deflect.
Well do share anyway.
 
I do love the blatant hypocrisy of these organisations, posting flowery 'we love the queers' on their socials while they ban trans from working for them.
I mean troon shit is actual heresy if you’re a Catholic who’s read an inkling of early Church history with the Gnostics. Catholics are stuck in a 60 decade rut of trying to appeal to Modernism.
 
Rate me optimistic but I feel like Penny wants suicide by cop. This fucker is overly aggressive on social media, open carries like a Fudd, isn’t interested in building bridges in their community, and openly lies about everything happening to him and ilk. Ignoring the tranny shit, this is not healthy behavior by anyone. This is some sociopathic behavior combined with a penchant for violence.

Tranch mass shooting countdown?
 
Rate me optimistic but I feel like Penny wants suicide by cop. This fucker is overly aggressive on social media, open carries like a Fudd, isn’t interested in building bridges in their community, and openly lies about everything happening to him and ilk. Ignoring the tranny shit, this is not healthy behavior by anyone. This is some sociopathic behavior combined with a penchant for violence.

Tranch mass shooting countdown?
He seems like the kind of person where police would shrug their shoulders and just walk off. What danger is he to anyone but the people around him?

Is there a chance he'd go full "I'll kill everyone around me so they don't have to survive in the real world, or at least I no longer have to be responsible anymore" or a "fine, just fuck off then. I'll build my own tranch with guns and alpaca bones" cult leader? Not to mention there's plenty other options too..

Suicide by cop tho? I don't know.. Almost seems too weird for him. Might just survive on bone soup and freeze dried serfs.
 
This is true, but please consider how many were shoved in to that garage "barn".

If only a dozen or so remain, it explains how Kevin (and Jen?) are able to do the bare minimum.
They have separate pens for the boys and the girls. In their past tiktok videos where penny has shown one half of them eating theres at least 30+ in one area.

The number amount that i determined was from their numerous fluff pieces increases tracking it with their twitty posts. From this you can see its the same number last i checked. I remember they said they got a huge amount last year (like 50-80) jusst given to them because surprise surprise Alpaca are money pits and you'd only have them if you personally like them.

They had 9-12 babies last year iirc. So i am unsure if the grand total included that from my counts but i believe it did.
 
Rate me optimistic but I feel like Penny wants suicide by cop. This fucker is overly aggressive on social media, open carries like a Fudd, isn’t interested in building bridges in their community, and openly lies about everything happening to him and ilk. Ignoring the tranny shit, this is not healthy behavior by anyone. This is some sociopathic behavior combined with a penchant for violence.

Tranch mass shooting countdown?
In spite of his schtick & martyr act, he's too much of a coward for that; Penny would roll over instantly if ordered by an actual figure of authority, probably while pissing himself in fear and/or excitement. He's no different than sovcits or threepers who call the law/zoning board down on their neighbors for Karen reasons.

But suicide by Earl?... most definitely. Though I still can't imagine anyone taking him seriously & pushing them to that point.
 
Penny’s the one with butthole issues leftover from Teen Rape, correct?

Assuming he’s not lying, his whole LARP is to prove to himself that he’s capable of self-defense. Never mind he can’t effectively wield a toothbrush to defend against sugar, the fash and Earl and uhh Turks and the English are out to victimize some victims — but not on Penny’s watch! (This time!) His paranoia physically manifested into the Tranch, which is essentially an extended metaphor for his plundered ass. He thinks it’s a sacred haven assaulted from all sides, but is actually shit-caked, failing, and owned by someone else.
 
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Phil is just your typical keyboard warrior, challenging everyone to "fuck around and find out" and claiming he's fighting the fash while doing absolutely nothing to put himself at risk.

The easily observable reality is that he bravely and aggressively wears his sidearm to inappropriate places where he's under no threat whatsoever: working alone or with Jared, fucking up a drywall job in an empty house, miles from the nearest human.

The only risk involved in his larp is that he might trip over his own shoelaces and, having forgotten to click the safety of his gun, he shoots himself in the leg. (This will be blamed on Earl.)
 
Rate me optimistic but I feel like Penny wants suicide by cop. This fucker is overly aggressive on social media, open carries like a Fudd, isn’t interested in building bridges in their community, and openly lies about everything happening to him and ilk. Ignoring the tranny shit, this is not healthy behavior by anyone. This is some sociopathic behavior combined with a penchant for violence.

Tranch mass shooting countdown?
"If the cops do it, I won't be a part of the 41%!"

-Phil, maybe
 
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Thousands of Armenians, Assyrians, and Greeks in modern-day Turkey were massacred or marched off to deserts to die simply because they were considered a threat to the stability of the Ottoman Empire. Armenians in particular were a target of the Ottomans not only due to their relative status as second class Christian citizens in the empire but their relative success. In fact 20 years earlier, Armenians were slaughtered in the Hamidian Massacres for this reason. And to this day, Turkey refuses to take any responsibility for any wrongdoings in the Ottoman Empire and instead cry victimhood, claiming that the killings never happened or that they were the actual victims who were being genocided by their subjects.

I don't think the victims of the first genocide of the 20th century would be very pleased with being compared to screeching men in dresses who believe that people who don't cater to their whims are literally committing genocide. Trannies, who are overwhelmingly white, middle class and heterosexual, live comfortably compared to many other demographics and can cry genocide behind a screen in their dingy little rooms. Many of the Ottomans' subjects did not have that luxury throughout its reign. This was an atrocity that made Hitler believe he could get away with the holocaust and yet troons think that somehow what's "happening" to them is actually in any way at all comparable. 🙄
Holy shit yeah, this is very unhinged. On top of what you pointed out about how there is no trans genocide (unlike the alpaca genocide), I find Penny ascribing all these things to "ya fucks" to be very bizarre. As if the same group of people is behind the Armenian Genocide, the Troubles, and Earl's extremely real attacks. I mean I knew we were all radfem tradcaths but I didn't know we were also Young Turks and Ulster Loyalists. But I think Penny is just unconsciously doing that SJW thing of "there's the RIGHT side of history and the WRONG side bucko and you chuds are on the WRONG side" and so for him it makes perfect sense to say that whatever nebulous alt-right enemy he is addressing essentially is all genocidaires or oppressors throughout history. Sorry MAGA chud but you lost in Berlin 1945, you lost at Appomattox 1865, you lost when the Mamluks stopped the Mongols and ya gonna lose today! So bizarre and indicative of a deeply stupid view of history powerful, intimidating, and cool. I mean did you see that patch? We better stop the genocide plan you guys, call Earl.

Also PS I call Penny Penny and Bonnie Bonnie etc. because besides Kevin I don't care to memorize all the deadnames just to be scrupulously anti-woke in my language. I already spend too many brain cells knowing about these troons, I'm not gonna memorize twice as many names and which are which. Penny is... Paul? and Bonnie's original name was El Mucho Gordo con Queso Rotundo or something.
 
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Thousands of Armenians, Assyrians, and Greeks in modern-day Turkey were massacred or marched off to deserts to die simply because they were considered a threat to the stability of the Ottoman Empire. Armenians in particular were a target of the Ottomans not only due to their relative status as second class Christian citizens in the empire but their relative success. In fact 20 years earlier, Armenians were slaughtered in the Hamidian Massacres for this reason. And to this day, Turkey refuses to take any responsibility for any wrongdoings in the Ottoman Empire and instead cry victimhood, claiming that the killings never happened or that they were the actual victims who were being genocided by their subjects.

I don't think the victims of the first genocide of the 20th century would be very pleased with being compared to screeching men in dresses who believe that people who don't cater to their whims are literally committing genocide. Trannies, who are overwhelmingly white, middle class and heterosexual, live comfortably compared to many other demographics and can cry genocide behind a screen in their dingy little rooms. Many of the Ottomans' subjects did not have that luxury throughout its reign. This was an atrocity that made Hitler believe he could get away with the holocaust and yet troons think that somehow what's "happening" to them is actually in any way at all comparable. 🙄
Very minor nitpick as well but as per Penny's suspicious bio, he was born in the late 70s and taken off his parents (who had several other children) by his grandparents. Presumably his parents were born in the 40s/50s, so presumably his "Nan" arrived in the US around that time or slightly before (the Irish-US migration boom was winding down after WWII).

The era referred to as The Troubles didn't start till the late 60s, so it looks like nobody tried to kill his Nan in The Troubles. I guess the grandparents could be on the Armenian side but he doesn't mention them being ethnic (and since he only talks about a Nan I'd assume the grandfather was American).

Much like most of his schizo tiocfaidh-ár-lá posting, he's belying a complete lack of understanding of Irish history typical of someone who has one Irish grandparent but wants a special identity label to larp about. Well, in this case, another special identity to larp about. He never used to talk about the Ireland before this year, and this is the first time I've seen him claim to be half-Armenian - is twitter getting too crowded with transfolx that it's not interesting enough to just be trans any more?
 
Very minor nitpick as well but as per Penny's suspicious bio, he
The era referred to as The Troubles didn't start till the late 60s, so it looks like nobody tried to kill his Nan in The Troubles. I guess the grandparents could be on the Armenian side but he doesn't mention them being ethnic (and since he only talks about a Nan I'd assume the grandfather was American).

To be more fair than this toothless queer deserves:
The Troubles he's refering to are probably the wave of violence from 1912-1922, the independence war and northern ireland telling the papists to fuck off. I had also thought that was given a The Troubles moniker , but I see that I was wrong.
 
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