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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Very minor nitpick as well but as per Penny's suspicious bio, he was born in the late 70s and taken off his parents (who had several other children) by his grandparents. Presumably his parents were born in the 40s/50s, so presumably his "Nan" arrived in the US around that time or slightly before (the Irish-US migration boom was winding down after WWII).

The era referred to as The Troubles didn't start till the late 60s, so it looks like nobody tried to kill his Nan in The Troubles. I guess the grandparents could be on the Armenian side but he doesn't mention them being ethnic (and since he only talks about a Nan I'd assume the grandfather was American).

Much like most of his schizo tiocfaidh-ár-lá posting, he's belying a complete lack of understanding of Irish history typical of someone who has one Irish grandparent but wants a special identity label to larp about. Well, in this case, another special identity to larp about. He never used to talk about the Ireland before this year, and this is the first time I've seen him claim to be half-Armenian - is twitter getting too crowded with transfolx that it's not interesting enough to just be trans any more?
Penny was born in 1980 and his paternal grandparents were born in the late 1930s. Neither of them are from Ireland.

No idea who his mother is, but since he's so cut off from her I'm gonna guess he's not got a relationship with this mythical "Irish" Nan.

Edit: So far the closest Irish ancestor I can find are his 5th great grandparents, who arrived in the US in the 1830s, originally from Bushmills, County Antrim, Northern Ireland. So that explains the Protestant whiskey; he's descended from Orangemen just like Lou Gagliardi. And given the arrival date, he can't even claim the Great Famine in his tragic family history.
 
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That is an FN 509 Tactical (you can tell by the rear sight) with an extended 24 round magazine. Not bad, Aaron Cowen approved.
Another social media post where the Tranch reveals breaking Colorado state law concerning magazine sizes.

Not like the law gets enforced outside of Denver, Boulder, and Fort Collins though.
 
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Of course he has to get the most basic bitch Irish whiskey avaliable at pretty much any supermarket. Guaranteed this larper went for the fact its Irish over any other characteristics. (Though I admit I'm a whiskey/whisky snob and have a silly large collection at this point).
 
Of course he has to get the most basic bitch Irish whiskey avaliable at pretty much any supermarket. Guaranteed this larper went for the fact its Irish over any other characteristics. (Though I admit I'm a whiskey/whisky snob and have a silly large collection at this point).
At least they are age statement single malts, not the White/Red/Black Bush variety pack. Could have gotten Redbreast though - pinch just a bit off the Milwaukee budget and get some of the Good Stuff - but that wouldn't be protestant enough for him.
 
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Why do these melodramatic screeds always read like they're trying to give an epic movie speech?
It just amuses me how you'll have some random twitter troon acting like the President from Independence Day when in reality you can make them seethe simply by using the wrong grammatical terms (or if you're a woman, literally just existing without doing anything).
 
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Wait I thought Phil was the IRA supporting style American "I'm totally Irish though" larper. That would be the bending the knee to the pope kind rather than the monarch as head of the church kind.
Man, don't lump him in with me and the other Walmart Irish who maintain the IRA did nothing wrong. We don't want him.

Anyway, now that the red flag laws passed the Senate and will probably be signed into law in a couple months, what's the over under on these psychos getting their guns grabbed?
 
Wait I thought Phil was the IRA supporting style American "I'm totally Irish though" larper. That would be the bending the knee to the pope kind rather than the monarch as head of the church kind.
You're putting too much thought into it, certainly more than Phil himself. It's all just a tough guy LARP.
 
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My nitpick is that we don't even have fascism in America because true fascism requires heavy ultra nationalism and most "fascists" are normie level patriots. Italian fascists were also opposed to reactionary conservatism which I feel is a majority of people being redpilled when seeing a troon. Naziism requires state appointed financial structure and price caps and is not conclusive with capitalism. In general fascism always requires a one party state, which even if we had a solely right wing govt there would still be multi-party pulling in different right wing opinions. American democrats are still on the bottom of the upper right in political spectrum.

Misuse of historical political terms as buzz words piss me off and make me want to create even more slurs.
 
My nitpick is that we don't even have fascism

In general fascism always requires a one party state, which even if we had a solely right wing govt there would still be multi-party pulling in different right wing opinions.

I’ll put my neck on the Maui block to say: there’s definitely an aspiration to have fascism: the US very nearly became a one party state in 2020 and that objective was and is backed with force by what you can reasonably call Brownshirts.

They will almost certainly succeed in this goal in 2024, you would have authoritarian rule by one family and no more elections, or not meaningful ones anyway.

So imo it’s fair enough to use the term fascist for those who are attempting to implement it. (But not for people who are merely critical of troonism).

[edited to fix typo in date]

Anyway, sorry, off topic.
 
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I’ll put my neck on the Maui block to say: there’s definitely an aspiration to have fascism: the US very nearly became a one party state in 2000 and that objective was and is backed with force by what you can reasonably call Brownshirts.

They will almost certainly succeed in this goal in 2024, you would have authoritarian rule by one family and no more elections, or not meaningful ones anyway.

So imo it’s fair enough to use the term fascist for those who are attempting to implement it. (But not for people who are merely critical of troonism).

Anyway, sorry, off topic.
2000? Are you talking about Bush v Gore? Not sure what you mean by this. I think there are minorities of people on both sides who would like to see authoritarian rule by their party alone, but Penny and nearly every other troon uses “fascist” to refer to anyone not following Bernie Sanders-Mao Zedong Thought. And as has been pointed out, Penny’s armed, dissident-expelling, wrongthink-free compound is pretty fashy itself.

Re: the hand picture, holy shit Penny’s male-to-goblin transition is almost complete. Why are the nails so narrow, fucking gross.

And re: the melodramatic Twitter screed, nobody wants all trans people exterminated. They’re way too entertaining. I never understood why they think laughing at something means you hate it and want it destroyed. If it weren’t for the animal abuse I’d want the Tranch to keep going forever. When it inevitably folds, probably during/after this winter, I hope all the Tranchers remain terminally online to keep providing us milk. Unlike Penny we kiwi farmers don’t want to see our livestock die.
 
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Thousands of Armenians, Assyrians, and Greeks in modern-day Turkey were massacred or marched off to deserts to die simply because they were considered a threat to the stability of the Ottoman Empire. Armenians in particular were a target of the Ottomans not only due to their relative status as second class Christian citizens in the empire but their relative success. In fact 20 years earlier, Armenians were slaughtered in the Hamidian Massacres for this reason. And to this day, Turkey refuses to take any responsibility for any wrongdoings in the Ottoman Empire and instead cry victimhood, claiming that the killings never happened or that they were the actual victims who were being genocided by their subjects.

I don't think the victims of the first genocide of the 20th century would be very pleased with being compared to screeching men in dresses who believe that people who don't cater to their whims are literally committing genocide. Trannies, who are overwhelmingly white, middle class and heterosexual, live comfortably compared to many other demographics and can cry genocide behind a screen in their dingy little rooms. Many of the Ottomans' subjects did not have that luxury throughout its reign. This was an atrocity that made Hitler believe he could get away with the holocaust and yet troons think that somehow what's "happening" to them is actually in any way at all comparable. 🙄
To be fair, Penny has plenty of experience with genocides.

Hes committing one against all the Alpacas in Colorado.
 
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