Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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You seriously have to be a complete sped and/or lardass to be "bad" at scouting, it's just going on camping trips and hiking and shit. Which, it's Kevin, so yeah that checks out.
He used to whine his school "only" let him phone his Mum once a day. Hiking and camping in the early 00s with spotty cell reception would have been a sight to behold.
 
On top of two sweaty men kevin also share his bed with unwashed outdoor dogs
The dogs are the least filthy of the animals who have been in that bed, except for maybe the cats or dying, stolen alpaca cria.

I'm not even joking. Dogs may eat feces but so does Jen. At least the puppers don't have gaping wounds seeping out gunk, hair, and who-knows-what-else. Remember when Kevin tweeted that panties were "optional for vulva owners"? I sure do. And you know what else? I bet all those dogs have more of their own teeth than Penny does, and they are probably whiter too.

Mostly this (like most things tranch related) just makes me feel bad for the animals, but still: Imagine the smell.
 
I was thinking about this too. Going by that one ☪️ video of Wedge very reluctantly taking a lap of the amhole, being unable to put his cone-cock into it and barely even fingering it... one would think that maybe Wedge would reconsider. I'm not sure why troons see so much of these failures in their very own spheres and think theirs will be any different instead of recognizing that the dickchop is experimental at best and a complete nightmare at worst. AGPs' lack of long-term outlook in favour of instant gratification and wishful thinking continues to astound me.
It's actually even better. This isn't Wedge ignoring the failures of his sphere. This isn't even Wedge ignoring the failure of a "friend" he knows in real life. It's Wedge ignoring the failure in his own lived experience with an AmHole.
 
The dogs are the least filthy of the animals who have been in that bed, except for maybe the cats or dying, stolen alpaca cria.

I'm not even joking. Dogs may eat feces but so does Jen. At least the puppers don't have gaping wounds seeping out gunk, hair, and who-knows-what-else. Remember when Kevin tweeted that panties were "optional for vulva owners"? I sure do. And you know what else? I bet all those dogs have more of their own teeth than Penny does, and they are probably whiter too.

Mostly this (like most things tranch related) just makes me feel bad for the animals, but still: Imagine the smell.
Also I remember Kevin Tweeting that he pissed the bed and it turned him on. So you got a shit eater and a piss lover on either side of you. Living the life.
 
You seriously have to be a complete sped and/or lardass to be "bad" at scouting, it's just going on camping trips and hiking and shit. Which, it's Kevin, so yeah that checks out.
In my PL, most of the fun of scouts was making new friends and sharing the excitement of trying new, sometimes challenging activities with them, so of course Kev managed to hate and fail at it.

Anyway, Wedge seems to have found motivation to keep dilating, at least until his follow-up appointments cease: the sexual thrill of horrifying innocent nurses. I bet he's gonna moan on the exam table:
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Maybe he thinks the AmHole only reeked because it sealed shut? Optimistic clowncel.
 
To go slightly off topic, I often wonder what makes people start shooting heroin, smoking meth, mainlining crack, what have you, when I look around and for every person I know who has had a pretty good time once and then never done any of this shit again, I know a bunch of people who have crashed and burned.

Trooning out seems like this, where there are people for whom trooning out has been super great! [citation needed] But most troons look very busted.

Even if I felt like the grass was greener on the other side and getting an am weenie would solve all of life's problems, not looking at the people who failed and saying "There but for the grace of God go I" seems like an empathy breakdown.
 
To go slightly off topic, I often wonder what makes people start shooting heroin, smoking meth, mainlining crack, what have you, when I look around and for every person I know who has had a pretty good time once and then never done any of this shit again, I know a bunch of people who have crashed and burned.

Trooning out seems like this, where there are people for whom trooning out has been super great! [citation needed] But most troons look very busted.

Even if I felt like the grass was greener on the other side and getting an am weenie would solve all of life's problems, not looking at the people who failed and saying "There but for the grace of God go I" seems like an empathy breakdown.
I've noticed mental illnesses and personality disorders seem to be a predisposing factor for various addictions. IANAD so I can't make any statement if correlation means causation in this case.
 
Maybe he will tear up his amhole like he did with his bumhole, he seems like the type to ignore the pain and/or instructions.
For his own sake he should think twice before engaging in stretching or double penetration or anything which would strain the amhole.

If he ends up having to have a colostomy bag for both excreta types, he will not be able to do a lot sexually.

Though this might be his plan, to become so disabled that he can claim disability literally for ever.
 
Maybe he thinks the AmHole only reeked because it sealed shut? Optimistic clowncel
Knowing him he'd think it was due to all vaginas smelling bad. He seems like he was pure homosexual beforehand (and after) and seems stupid enough to think so.
Though this might be his plan, to become so disabled that he can claim disability literally for ever.
Considering he larps as Deaf, he might finally feel heckin' valid in his struggles, or at least enjoy munchie-ing more.
 
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