DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Apparently the collection doesn't have rewinds or save states? If so then it could at least be interesting to see how long it takes the King of Retro to rage quit it.
Is this true? please tell me it is.

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Although I read its easy game.
 
So nudniks, lets assume in this hypothetical that dsp isn't a massive faggot when seeing women/sex in media and actually has a sex drive. How would things be for dsp if he got fat khet pregnant?

Considering hes always yelling "we dont have enough money" I would think a child would shift everything for him. Hell i can see him begging super hard because "guys i dont have money to feed my child" as he is eating like a pig on stream for his dents.
 
Considering hes always yelling "we dont have enough money" I would think a child would shift everything for him. Hell i can see him begging super hard because "guys i dont have money to feed my child" as he is eating like a pig on stream for his dents.

CPS would be called so goddamn fast.
 
Gold diggers are well known for spawning anchor babies at the slightest hint of their prey getting jittery. If Kat wasn't sure she was secure, I'm sure she'd cosplay as Hulk Hogan for a night or two to distract DSP from WWEC. Fortunately, she's smart enough and DSP is insecure/dumb enough that she knows she doesn't need to do that.

Indeed, she probably knows that having a kid would blow up her whole arrangement, as she would have to do all the work of raising the kid and DSP would be very reluctant to pay for everything the child needed so she would be forced to leave him to get child support from him.

At least, that's how I think it would play out.
 
In Phil's mind, he'll consider getting that $200 a win, but it isn't and never will be.

Because at the end of the day, he has to lie and beg and hope and pray to God that his begging reaches the ears of his paypigs, and when he gets that money, it goes straight to buying digital bare-chested wrestling men. Whereas working people in the real fucking world work honest jobs to get a paycheck, and sleep at night knowing their money was honest.

Phil's scams only work on retarded wheelchairs, and they won't be there forever. In a year, two years, that money is gonna dry out, they paypigs will be pressured to "donate" more of their money, thus running them dry and running them off his stream. Short term victory that will eventually lead to long term damage. gg Phil.
 
Is this true? please tell me it is.

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Although I read its easy game.
Haha o boy no save states/rewind. Philbert will either rage quit or make some excuse as to why he won't play it.

Did you guys also hear Bungie is suing for Flase DCMAs?


Hopefully this leads to change so superbitch can't abuse DCMA anymore*fingers crossed*
 
I feel like we've been saying this for about a decade.


True, but the long term damage has already been done. Mental state declining, increasing addiction to gambling and alcohol, being propped up by an ever-smaller cadre of whales, zero savings....it still might take years, but it is going to catch up with him hard.
 
How likely are we to get another big Happening in the goutsphere? Are we past the point of real rage/distress from DSP?
I figure the next one is either his YouTube getting demonetized / shut down, cutting off an effectively passive source of income in the form of his hundreds of thousands of views from old videos OR some kind of major medical or condo-related expense. Something that he can't get the whales to shell out for in its entirety (think tens of thousands of dollars). That's not to say any of those would ruin him, but the panic, REEEEEs, and gin-scented flop sweat they would generate would be entertaining.
 
How likely are we to get another big Happening in the goutsphere? Are we past the point of real rage/distress from DSP?
Right now there is a lot of smaller subliminal shit people miss.

The other day for example, the big beg no pay day no day off stream. He's frantic, he's disheveled, he's spastic, all the typical dsp scam attributes are going crazy.

Emil tips 200$.

He's suddenly happy. He's entergetic. Blah blah blah. Dopamine. Addiction. Etc. We know this part.

But this is where the fun actually starts. It's no shock there's a retard to come to Phil's 'rescue' that shits never gonna change. He's smug and it sucks, but it is what it is.

Until that smugness dries up again.

The thing with Phil as that even when he wins, he's still dead inside.

The glass go on.

The hat poll has been settled.

Pikachu Hat.

He sees it. He realizes it. The 200$ is still there, but suddenly the spark isn't. Cause now he has to sit there and look like a fucking asshole for 8 hours with that dumb hat. And as much as you we think he doesn't care he looks like a jackass, he does.

And for me that's almost as good as a bank leak or day off photo.

You get to see just how fucking soulless and lost he is. Excited about 200$ in pulls, straight to fuck this stupid fucking pokemon hate I can see how dumb I look fuck this.

Who cares he makes money. He has to jump through a million grifter asshole hoops to get it. And in the end he dosent even really get to enjoy it. Any dopamine hits are immediately canceled out by having to wear the Pikachu hat or the platinum vest or play some troll poll game.

It's the little things in life. The big sagas and shit are nice but sometimes there's more going on in smaller details.

I think we are just getting warmed up this year.
 
I feel like we've been saying this for about a decade.
And look where he's at now.

He went form rolling in Twitch subs and making guaranteed bank to begging on a daily basis in order to feed his thirst for bare-chested wrestlers on a mobile app. He can't get review copies of games, he's seen as a walking joke by the masses, his wife has been outed as a bloated whore, and even his detractors are finding him boring, so he's losing his one and only fan base.

Just sit back and let him rot like he has been. Looking for an instant defeat is how we get SonsofKojima a-logging.
 
From what I saw the Sonic collection has anniversary mode which removes your lives count like Crash 4 so he’ll just brute force it.

Doubt he’ll get to Doomsday Zone in 3&K and doubt he’ll get the good ending in CD. Other than that the only trouble he might possibly have is Lava Reef Act 2 boss and Death Egg Act 1 boss and even then they’re not that hard. CD will be a snooze fest.
 
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