DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

someone asked earlier but i dont think i saw it answered: how is he still making money on youtube when his adsense account was banned?

During his Machinima days he made money through 'Machinima's adsense account as he was linked with a partner network. The same with Curse. He made a second one for KOGaming when he tried to associate with Laveria and then he fell on his snout when his DSPGaming account was denied due to his ban all those years before. Apparently onbe of his little piggies told him a glitch to get this old account associated again and he used this one ever since. and I think google instated a sort of amnesty afew years ago for old banned accounts but don't quote me on that.

 

[Brother Wind]

I'm excited to see The King of Retro blaming old, outdated mechanics for his fuck up's. I also will love his retard sloped WOW face when he finds all the chaos Emeralds on his first try and he totally did not read a guide he just remembered from when he was a kid.

Good news, you dont find them in these game. You find the bonus games. And those require quick thinking and reflexes. So he can get fucked

Is this true? please tell me it is.

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Although I read its easy game.

Oh maaan forget what I said last night. He can start with Knuckles. I encourage it really

From what I saw the Sonic collection has anniversary mode which removes your lives count like Crash 4 so he’ll just brute force it.

Shit

 

[Q_Anon1001]

The simplest answer is that he knew he wouldn't get paid until Wednesday, so he had to add an extra day of begging to make up for it.

In the first minute of the daily wrap ( https://youtu.be/jdLgO_5AFvE) he mentions how he had to shuffle around his schedule and that wensdays will be his new day off. I guess he really liked the 200+ day that he switched things up on the fly.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Phil claiming his body temp goes up 10 degrees when he puts on the hat. You know, a body temp that would land someone in the hospital. DSP is such a faggot lmao.

no wonder phil thinks he could take on mike tyson
he can do a push up a second
he once went without breathing for 15 minutes and came out fine
and he can survive a body temp of 109 F no problem

 

[tzgnilki]

dsp going through his personal history with sonic like he's some kinda expert but just sounds like an absoloute degenerate

Spoiler: source

reddit

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Someone should tell Phil that if you're going to fake whine about Sonic games, at least get the names right and stop yourself from looking like a bigger idiot poseur than you already are.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Saw this yesterday, lawyer talking about DSP's bank leaks.

Sounds like the same guy who called in during the bankruptcy.

Edit: I'm talking about the guy who called in with the "I've been married blah blah" part.

 

[Michael Janke]

why doesn't phil increase his grift by dual streaming? with the internet speed he has, he could stream on youtube, twitch, odyssey and rumble at 4k60 all at the same time.
more opportunity for money.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

why doesn't phil increase his grift by dual streaming? with the internet speed he has, he could stream on youtube, twitch, odyssey and rumble at 4k60 all at the same time.
more opportunity for money.

Answer: Phil's an idiot and lazy. The fact that he just figured out how to switch the camera earlier this year (sort of) explains it all, really.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

LOL

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I haven't seen either? I don't know? Have? You? The ? kind of ? doesn't make? Sense? Fucking Pollack? LOLLLL

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He should set the hat goal at $200 permanently. Milk those tards and reduce the chance of dying from heat stroke at the same time.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

You know, I have to say, looking at Phil's pfp. That shit is really ugly and gay looking. It literally looks like he's waiting for someone to stick it in. Phil, I don't generally want to help your scummy ass in any way, but for the love of god, just steal a pfp from detractors. It makes you look actually human. We also noticed you looked happy playing WWE or the Pacman slot machine collection. Just save a screenshot from one of those you morahn. How hard is it?

 

[Piece of Peace]

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Is he dressed as disabled sonic?

 

[NursezillaX]

Well, he already has 20 versions of Street Fighter 2 and he will still buy the new collection.

It doesn't matter what he has or doesn't because, if there's any way at all to avoid it, Phil no longer buys games, his viewers do. He's at the point with WWEC that he is no longer willing to even set aside just a few bucks for the most basic and minimal investment into his 'business'

One day after a week of no or low tips, Dave is gonna roll up on stream completely plastered and throw all his whales under the bus. I can just sense it. That's when his channel will finally die. We can only hope it comes soon enough

This is honestly the scenario I see as most likely to eventually happen. It's why I don't get upset about Phil getting $200 just for getting it. I get upset about Phil getting $200 because it stops this situation from happening. I figure he does probably need to go about a week, maybe 5 or 6 days, to get a proper, mask off meltdown. Look at how hard he was going at it on Tuesday. He was at the point where he was flat out saying, 'If you want to help me, tip me, that's all I can tell you'. He had stories about shit breaking ready as well as some classic 'I dont know when I'll get my YouTube money!!' panic.... Imagine how great it would have been if he didn't have some cuck immediately dump cash to him and he instead had one of those $60-ish streams that he has to act are like pocket change.

You can tell by his total inability to let even a single stream or two with 'low support' go by without a major ramping up of begging that 5-7 days of that would just fucking break him. Fingers crossed though.

Phil claiming his body temp goes up 10 degrees when he puts on the hat. You know, a body temp that would land someone in the hospital. DSP is such a faggot lmao.

God bless Phil for being such an abject failure and waste of a human being that you get to witness things like genuine petulance and indignance about how the most basic expectations, like wearing a hat for a few hours or getting up an hour earlier than usual to sit on a couch and talk, pose serious and immediate risks to his physical well-being. That's the kind of absolutely absurd behavior you'd never see anywhere else of not for Phil. Hearing wild shit like that is really his only purpose for being alive right now that I can tell.

 

[FalsePositive]

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Ordinarily, I would have sympathy for someone who couldn't play video games because his hands were put on backwards, but anyone who actually enjoys raw Dark content deserves everything they get.

 

[Bill Elliot]

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This is genuinely sad that he is mentally dented enough to support this and that Phil takes advantage of their money like this

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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If he saved his money instead of giving it to Phil, he could go super fast like Sonic with a new motor on that bad boy.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

This is genuinely sad that he is mentally dented enough to support this and that Phil takes advantage of their money like this

I respectfully disagree, I find it hilarious that Phil deserves the audience he has, and who gives him money too, the look of disappointment that not only is RobOnWheels not a functional Retard, but a Tard on actual wheels

Poor Philiam needed the intellectuals of Gaming, to "Chill" in his streams, spread da pahsitifiteeee, and hate on thu dang durty truhoolllzzz

Snorfgghhhfgggmmnt

I find Phil's audience bracket to be exactly where it needs to be, definitely no more because of fake socks and no less because Dents easily miss lies and the tells... Lawl