The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Fedpost Jarrod want to build a battering ram
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Maybe I'm just an old man who isn't hip and happening, but there's no way that could serve as a battering ram. It's more like a poor man's tire boot.

 

[stupid frog]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Colorado/comments/viaeuz/in_co_transphobes_came_in_from_out_of_state_to/

Look at this queers post history too.

What's a "dispo"? Someone says they used to see Penny there a lot.

This article is almost a year old, btw.
The end is the best though

“We’re here to stay. It took us a month to move into this house. I’m never moving again,” Nelson declares. “This is my home; my community is out here. There’s so many people in town that I’ve come to know and appreciate and love. Others who need protection, too. I’m not leaving.”

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Not caught up on thread but

https://archive.ph/p0m3a

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

What's a "dispo"? Someone says they used to see Penny there a lot.

"Dispo" means "dispensary", aka the weed shop.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Troons love using the same manipulation techniques as emotional abusers. No one inspects children’s genitals before allowing them into sports. The sports organization typically requires their doctor fills out a physical form that includes the child’s gender. Thats it.

Bonnie needs to sack up and spill or quit dropping half assed breadcrumbs.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Huh, suddenly Mandozer is against hoarding animals, after being totally on-board with it up until a few months ago.

I guess the pivotal moment was when the Tranchers refused to hoard his robot baby bird bitch.

This is all so delicious.

 

[Oxyjen]

This is all so delicious.

Bonnie needs to man up and say this directly on their timeline, cos the only audience is us right now.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Kindness joining transneeshpuram would only accelerate the collapse and I'm not ready for that

How worse does it feel now?

 

[Ghjkl63]

How worse does it feel now?

bad

 

[stupid frog]

Not caught up on thread but

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Sending clocks to Bonbon. We know, bro.

lol @ the house stuff. You mean buy the house from your mom.

"Dispo" means "dispensary", aka the weed shop.

This is what I figured. Thanks for confirmation!

 

[stupid frog]

The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that all Americans have the right to carry a gun in public. This decision was reached in a case where the New York government would refuse to issue concealed carry licenses without citing a specific threat.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/supreme-court-watch.118185/post-12243310

Relevant to Tranch. Sorry Null, I don't know how to untag quote...

Huh, suddenly Mandozer is against hoarding animals, after being totally on-board with it up until a few months ago.

I guess the pivotal moment was when the Tranchers refused to hoard his robot baby bird bitch.

This is all so delicious.

That robot bird baby is also an animal hoarder. And murderer. Don't forget.

 

[EnemyStand]

Oh, the Tranch Covidians might have the right to flaunt their tacticool Barbies for boys all over town, but so does the Elusive Earl. So they will continue to cope, seethe, but not dilate.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Not caught up on thread but

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No need to poll the likelihood of Boner seeing a dime from the Tranch, we all know the answer.

 

[capsaicin]

No need to poll the likelihood of Boner seeing a dime from the Tranch, we all know the answer.

One of those reaction polls would look like:

= pfft
= lol no
= you can't be serious
= hahaha
= they'll set up a GFM that earns pocket change

 

[HackerX]

Not caught up on thread but

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"They don't have the finances to buy the house" says adult man who had to have his mother co-sign his mortgage with himself and his husband.

I could be a retard, but I typically only think of cars or apartments when an 18 or 19 year old's parents are co-signing, not a fucking house.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Not caught up on thread but

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They can't buy the house from you because you don't solely own it, Paul.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Not caught up on thread but

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Honestly for all the transgender folx who
cry on Twitter that K*wiF*rms is the worst place on earth because we don’t repect selfchosen names and pronouns… Just shit on other trannies and you will be welcomed.

that said;

“Damn Bonnie, Yassss Kweeeen yaaassss slayyy ”


How long until reports that Bonnie has been seen around west cliff in the back of the elusive Earls pickup truck with a small 1x1 section of curbside…

 

[Temperance]

Penny finally got around to renewing the Tranch website's SSL certificate after it expired on June 8th. https://www.tenaciousunicornranch.com/

They didn't fix any of their other website issues though... the shop still doesn't work (since their Etsy is closed), and the Donate/GoFundMe links still take you to a disabled GFM.

There are a few small changes though, curiously.
It seems like they've downgraded and are now using the free version of a website builder. There's a "Powered by Square" footer on every page.

The website header is different now too.
Old:

New:

The Contact page is gone (just 404s). And the "Shop Now" button says "Let's go", but clicking on it doesn't do anything...
The font size on the Homepage and the About page have also been decreased. No other changes that I've noticed.

• Archive of new site: https://archive.ph/3L2KN
• Archive of old site: https://web.archive.org/web/20220514045703/https://www.tenaciousunicornranch.com/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Colorado/comments/viaeuz/in_co_transphobes_came_in_from_out_of_state_to/

Look at this queers post history too.

Such stereotypical Redditors... they just uncritically lap up whatever bullshit someone feeds them. None of them question whether this attack from out-of-state transphobes actually occurred or if the "fascists" have been identified/injured/arrested/etc.
Maybe this is sad, but the Tranch has really opened my eyes to how poorly you can lie and still have a huge amount of people still believe it. Not even just regular (uninformed) people, but journalists and other people who should know better too.

But even with this being said, the Tranchers have still managed to shoot themselves in the foot:

Several Redditors were interested in buying merch, but of course the Tranchers shut down their Etsy shop quite awhile ago out of pure laziness. They can't even sell the simple stuff like t-shirts and stickers from third-party vendors. Literally turning down free money here.
And the dumbass Redditors think it's just because the Tranch merch has all been sold out.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Oh, the Tranch Covidians might have the right to flaunt their tacticool Barbies for boys all over town, but so does the Elusive Earl. So they will continue to cope, seethe, but not dilate.

Earl will take the Tranch without firing a shot.

 

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@CatParty showed me this most recent tranch fluff piece. I gave my thoughts on it.

“They hate queers in the city, they hate queers in the country, they hate queers in the suburbs, they’re gonna just hate queer folk, everywhere,” Logue said. “So we just have to show up and do our thing.”

Phillip is making enemies out of the community. Again. Again.

Although the ranch is not a purposeful breeding operation, they have had quite a few surprise babies.

“We’ve never had a planned pregnancy,” Logue said. “The boys are just really good at getting over the fence during mating season… We have at least one [baby] every year.”

This is a pretty major error to make. I don't know why he's treating it like a funny little oopsie. Alpaca mating is a complete nightmare and should never happen accidentally nor unsupervised.

“We have a couple of neighbors that threaten violence on a routine basis,” Logue said.

“There’s websites out there that specifically focus on trans hate. And we tripped a lot of those radars when we started this project. And we’ve been under that scrutiny from the beginning,” Logue said. “We get drone flyovers probably monthly. Those photos all get posted to the internet. And then you know, all the death threats that go along with that, like “I know where you live.” We’re on Google. Of course you know where we live.”

Kiwifarms shoutout! Still unsubstantiated, though.

Phillip mentioned that drone footage in the past. It has never shown up anywhere, so I still have no clue what he's talking about. The tranchers have their phones on them and take photos of themselves on a constant basis, yet somehow they were unable to capture footage of a drone harassing them for extended periods of time. Good thing we instead have hundreds of pictures of them making burritos every day.

“One girl [that came] had a broken foot. But she was dropped off in the woods by some people in a known white supremacist area. And we got a call and had to like drive in and [get her],” Logue said.

Of course. How can anyone forget the infamous image of this event?

“We have more work than we can do,” Logue boasts of her new drywalling business. “And that’s opened up a lot of opportunities to where we’re able to consider a big property.”

"Business" translating to them doing a single drywall job badly while crashing through the ceiling and spending more money on the equipment they used to do it.

Anyway, standard fluff piece, but still fun to point and laugh at.