Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[HeyMoon]

Also fat.

We are now at 1988 pages of content (using KF's defaults). Will it ever reach 2988 pages, or will Boogie die before then?

I speculated that by 2988 we'd be speaking in past-tense, but you never know.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I speculated that by 2988 we'd be speaking in past-tense, but you never know.

Ernest Hemingway once said of going bankrupt, "first slowly, then quickly". I think we are soon going to see the quickly part of the Boogie story soon enough, which will probably accelerate the episodes of retardation.

 

[Mayo Style Sauce]

I couldn’t choose which one was better. Thanks for the screengrabs @Marc83

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[YaBoi]

Google no longer recommends his Twitter account when you search his name. Even searching "Boogie2988 Twitter" doesn't yield his actual profile, only tweets that he's made. Don't know what that means, but I like to think that even Google has attempted to push his Twitter account out of their algorithm:



I was disappointed...I thought he'd been banned from Twitter for a moment. God knows it would do him a world of good.

 

[Trollpatrol]

So Boogie’s most recent video appears to be 10 minutes of old man rambling about how “the kids these days are always offended.” Truly cutting edge commentary, can’t imagine why his channel is dead.

Anyways, feel that it is a good reminder that Boogie once got so upset at some tweets that 8 months later he waddled towards the person at a hotel bar and yelled at her.

So just a little story about how not offended Boogie gets about twitter, unlike all the kids these days.

I think one of the things that annoys me most about Boogie these days is how he refers to himself as an old man in order to garner sympathy or be let off the hook for something. It probably annoys me because he's only a couple of years younger than my dad and I don't think of him as an old man.

He's turning 48 this year. Not 78. He's not some senile tech illiterate boomer, but of course when it suits him he'll try and play that angle even though he's not very old at all.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

New video is 7 minutes reminiscing about his EPIC mountain dew video from a decade ago.
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Early 2010s internet humor has aged really poorly. Can you imagine someone getting popular doing a fake nerd voice and yelling about mountain dew now? Does anyone find this shit funny in 2022?

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

I think one of the things that annoys me most about Boogie these days is how he refers to himself as an old man in order to garner sympathy or be let off the hook for something. It probably annoys me because he's only a couple of years younger than my dad and I don't think of him as an old man.

He's turning 48 this year. Not 78. He's not some senile tech illiterate boomer, but of course when it suits him he'll try and play that angle even though he's not very old at all.

To be fair, given his physique he is nearing the end of his life, so he is old considering those standards.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

This "fan account" (I lean on the side of it being a braindead fan anyway) has been going for years and has said a lot of really dumb shit, but this might be a new low. Imagine roleplaying as a failed Youtuber's dog for years and doubling down with him on his claims that he does indeed have constant sex.


Also, Boogie still up to old tricks and posting messages cross-platform to a more favorable audience (where he also has more tools for moderating chat) and calling them mentally ill.

 

[YaBoi]

This "fan account" (I lean on the side of it being a braindead fan anyway) has been going for years and has said a lot of really dumb shit, but this might be a new low. Imagine roleplaying as a failed Youtuber's dog for years and doubling down with him on his claims that he does indeed have constant sex.
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Also, Boogie still up to old tricks and posting messages cross-platform to a more favorable audience (where he also has more tools for moderating chat) and calling them mentally ill.
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What gets me about that first screenshot is how Boogie has to clarify that he's attracted to legally aged women. Can't say that I've ever heard someone describe their sexual preferences that way before. Also, he only mentions being attracted to women, not men. How can you be bisexual if you don't find men attractive, Boogie!?!

Whoever runs the Sammy2988 account is more pathetic than the Luvglubglub goldfish account.

 

[King Fructose]

Whoever runs the Sammy2988 account

 

[RazorBackBacon]

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The replies are full of fans saying "deep down everyone is a pervert" very revealing

34 likes on the first tweet.
He has 515.1k followers on Blue Bird App
That's 0.0066% engagement

For context, I run a shitposting and weeb twitter with ~700 followers and I do about 1% engagement. And unlike Booger, I can't spend all day to craft a banger tweet because like most human beings I have a job work, grass to touch, and a wife to fuck.

I'd say he needs to hang it up, but honestly what else does he have? What marketable skills does he possess? He can't even do a warm body job because he can't walk, stand, or bend over. Work at a call center? With his attitude?

So dance, Boogie. Dance for the amusement and pity of online strangers. It's the only way to keep the lights on.
And remember, you chose this.

Can't say that I've ever heard someone describe their sexual preferences that way before.

You should watch KingCobraJFS.

 

[derthballs]

I was looking through old Reddit messages and found the Gary trammel message

 

[thejackal]

I was looking through old Reddit messages and found the Gary trammel message

Sounds like Boogie wanted the "real name" of a "certain youtube personality" so he could go "Hassle Doctrine" on them. Pot meet (fat as fuck) kettle. As usual everything he bitches about in other people he embodies himself twofold.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

What gets me about that first screenshot is how Boogie has to clarify that he's attracted to legally aged women. Can't say that I've ever heard someone describe their sexual preferences that way before. Also, he only mentions being attracted to women, not men. How can you be bisexual if you don't find men attractive, Boogie!?!

Whoever runs the Sammy2988 account is more pathetic than the Luvglubglub goldfish account.

While you were gone he said how he was too old to understand what a LGBTQ+ was. Apparently he has already forgotten he was bisexual.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

While you were gone he said how he was too old to understand what a LGBTQ+ was. Apparently he has already forgotten he was bisexual.

You both are forgetting he's mentally thirteen. Because of that such clarifications are necessary.

 

[MoreCopeMoreRope]

I think "I woke up to a text" should be coywritten by boogie by now. Maybe have a shirt made.

 

[Korpon]

You'd think Boogie would be happy with the ruling, it means more kids for him to ogle at.

 

[Liquid Vergil]

Yes Boogie I'm sure you're the first go to for many people whenever big events come out you obese fat overweight gigantic rotund corpulent liar.

 

[Marc83]

Is it me or is Boogie’s facial expressions slowly turning into ‘Hide the pain Harold’.

Fake happy looking ass virgin.

 

[wingsofnazirapists]

@YaBoi

Welcome back, nigger.

Boogie has had one wild month. First, he's admitted to being 400+ pounds! But I thought he was 390 and eating healthy and working out, not 400! And anyone who thought he is must be CRAZY! Another "yeah I was lying, so what?" situation. He uploaded a video of him bitching about his life and how he beat the surgery and is sad, said "let's go to the gym", and immediately rough-cut to him eating a big ass ice cream cone in his car.

Went to a convention, where he suffered from his debilitating anxiety so much that he walked around and allowed himself to be photographed and posted shirtless. Also, spoke at a panel. His girlfriend and him "faded away", still holding Leo captive, Chad apparently is back and "disabled", and Boogie is now his caretaker. It is odd that he's the caretaker for a man he said he pays to do all his chores for him and take care of his dogs because he physically can't, but whatever.

A whole lot of "I'm not attracted to underage girls!" this month, sex talk, etc. and Boogie has a new personality: the sweet old man. He acts like he's a tender innocent old senile guy, like Mr. Rogers. Said in a video he doesn't understand trans people, and that they make him uncomfortable and weird him out. Said he came in his "ex" every day; he fucks around in a pool a few times a week and says that this time he is going to lose weight, and that he feels better than ever.

Admitted to being on Gabapentin and Tramadol - so, to catch you up, this means he is on Tramadol, Gabapentin, Klonopin/Xanax and Flexeril. That's an opiate, benzo, gabapentinoid, and muscle relaxer - as I posted before none of the junkies I met in rehab were on this much shit - IMO I think the reason for his bizarre behavior the past few years is from drug induced psychosis/mania, as it lines up with when he says he started taking all this stuff (7 years ago). If anyone can tell me if his behavior had a shift at a certain time, that'd be appreciated.

The point is, Boogie is fucking FLYING, and revealed to the world that he is addicted to yet another narcotic.

Oh, and Boogie's straight now. So, I guess at the tender age of 48, Boogie has discovered his sexuality. His past three years of being "a 2 on the Kinsey scale", I guess, are void.

tl;dr: Boogie2988 had a stroke a long time ago and can't move the left side of his face because of it, and he has an obsession with teenage prostitutes.