Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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As a seasoned user of psychoactive substances, I often wonder what would happen if someone like Pat took a large amount of psychedelic drugs such as Ayahuasca or LSD. Not only does he have a lot of aberrant, ego-driven behaviour complexes, but it's as if his entire personality has been utterly shaped by those complexes. An ego death would no doubt be a profoundly shattering experience for him, mentally and spiritually- but it could be exactly what he needs if he weathered the storm and emerged from it in one piece.

Even just smoking copious amounts of strong weed in the past has, at times, given me ego death-like experiences and I'm genuinely a better person for having experienceed that and the effects are permanently psychically altering.

Pat should be prescribed a trip to the Amazon to take Ayahuasca and be given the opportunity to view himself outside of his ego for once and see how inconsequential and unhappy he is. It would change him forever.

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Patrick on 5 dried grams in a darkened room would be very interesting. A nice bit of ego death might be just what he needs to stop him being a massive cunt to everyone, but his ego is so comically fragile and has so many weird delusional barriers around it that a real breakthrough trip might just destroy his entire sense of self.
Although knowing Fatrick's narcissism he would probably go completely in the other direction and emerge from the other side childing everybody about his psychospiritual awakening and how the interconnectedness of the universe means he's still always right.


Stoner Pat would be a fun persona though. Imagine how much more retarded his asinine takes and gay analogies would be.

 

[John Freeman]

Has anybody thought to just call Fatrick child in return? Like “you’ve have too many deep-fried brats, child, I’m enrolling you in sleep away camp”

 

[grey area]

I'd pay money to see video of Rick losing his shit and being destroyed by psychedelics. I can imagine the babbling and anxiety and it's pretty fucking hilarious. He's not honest with himself enough to initiate some form of breakthrough, I'd hope he would conjure images and thoughts of his gross inadequacies instead. I bet he's one of those people who just die when they smoke weed, too. Or some version of below. We probably should be grateful he doesn't appear to do anything else but drink copiously like that depressed writer he saw in that movie one time.

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[artilleryfroth]

>you need a permit to replace a door & a/c unit in that shithole city

amazing, I bet everyone just ignores them.

The US is just so weird to me. You guys can open carry, but if you want to replace your A/C you’ve got to ask the government if it’s okay first. WTF.

 

[Teknorat]

Come on Pat, post some death threats to supreme court justices. You know you want to.

 

[NotFatChild]

The US is just so weird to me. You guys can open carry, but if you want to replace your A/C you’ve got to ask the government if it’s okay first. WTF.

we need another amendment that frees us from pointless bureaucracy

 

[Picnic_Boy]

It's shameful how easy it is to make me laugh with those edits. He's just so fucking red.

 

[Broadside]

I'm definitely gonna see that DMT spirit guide Patrick next time I'm too high

 

[Uncle Ted]

Patrick should be happy about today's Supreme Court decision. No abortion means more African-American children out there for him to kidnap and grind up into pepperoni.

 

[Rent Tin]

He hasn't gone on a tweet storm yet, wonder if he's smashing things around the house in a rage.

 

[Neko GF]

After seeing the Democrats do nothing to prevent Roe V. Wade from getting repealed, straight F student, Fatrick's 500IQ idea is to give the Democrats more power:

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[joebobmurphy]

Listening to josh now. Holy shit Roe v Wade just got repealed? Damn, people are gonna go nuts.

 

[Broadside]

After seeing the Democrats do nothing to prevent Roe V. Wade from getting repealed, straight F student, Fatrick's 500IQ idea is to give the Democrats more power:
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That would involve winning some votes first Pat

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Over/under on Pat using Jon's daughter as a prop for social media engagement today?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Over/under on Pat using Jon's daughter as a prop for social media engagement today?

Yes.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

After seeing the Democrats do nothing to prevent Roe V. Wade from getting repealed, straight F student, Fatrick's 500IQ idea is to give the Democrats more power:
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Just like a real "True Conservative"
Fatrick is a real conservative with this tweet

 

[Teknorat]

After seeing the Democrats do nothing to prevent Roe V. Wade from getting repealed, straight F student, Fatrick's 500IQ idea is to give the Democrats more power:
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Lmao Obama had a majority and did nothing on guns or abortion. Fuck Pat is a dumb fat moron.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm definitely gonna see that DMT spirit guide Patrick next time I'm too high

Not gonna sperg about my (awesome) DMT experience but I’m just imagining him childing the elves. His unearned gigantic ego is no match for the chemicals that render everyone else humble and awe-struck. They’d be communicating to him in their silent language that none of the shit matters that he lets infuriate him all day long, he’d be accusing them of atalking him and telling them they’re being pursued by the FBI.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Patrick should be happy about today's Supreme Court decision. No abortion means more African-American children out there for him to kidnap and grind up into pepperoni.

Patrick doesn’t make pepperoni, child. Fat Pat makes niggeroni.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I avoided destroying my life as a young man because a girl got an abortion . It was the first girl I fucked, after probably the second time I’d ever even had sex. I was 19 and she was a complete lunatic.

The last I heard about her was 10 years ago when she was 25 and almost dead from alcohol withdrawals in a rehab facility. I am an established software engineer with a pretty steady life and a partner I love.

Whenever I hear all the sperging about abortion from both sides and I’m inclined to agree with the anti abortion people, I just remember I could have literally ruined my life after having sex once. (And the unborn babies life would have been miserable and worthless, too)

Although the meltdowns of Pat and his ilk will be extremely entertaining.