DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Grimlock]

DSP doesn't watch tv shows or movies and he doesn't go anywhere what does he actually have to talk about? While everybody is talking about a hot tv show or movie he's left out and he doesn't have friends or close family or leave the house so he really has nothing to talk about but has a prestream everyday just rambling about nothing interesting

so does Khet have a job rn or not

No which is why he can change his day off on the fly remember his day off was made to match with khat day off and now he no longer even mentions her schedule cause it don't exist how you think she got so big? Sitting at home stuffing her face all day with doordash

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

No which is why he can change his day off on the fly remember his day off was made to match with khat day off and now he no longer even mentions her schedule cause it don't exist how you think she got so big? Sitting at home stuffing her face all day with doordash

hes had his door open a couple times this week though, which he has to keep closed when khet is home because she hates the sound of his voice. so its possible she found another part time retail gig for the next few months

 

[Dennis Rodman]

So does that mean Phil will admit he blows money on WWE Champions, that he's run scams, and that he's a liar? That kind of closet cleanout?

Either way, it won't happen.

I’d be more likely to believe he’d stream himself literally cleaning out a closet.

 

[PieceofShet]

Remember when he played the previous collection and he was playing an old version of SF and he said he was lagging, thats why he is losing? In an offline game.

 

[Sup3r]

Holy fuck I thought he was going to completely ignore this since it will never affect him in a million years but he already tweeted about it.
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Twitter Phil parrots whatever's popular in some pathetic attempt to gain clout, of course he's going to mention it on Twitter in the hopes he'll get another "viral" tweet.

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This hype will not last long lol

What does he mean by this? Is he suddenly expecting that he won't face any lag, despite having every reason to know better. Does he suddenly expect that he won't encounter people who kick his flowchart following ass (or as he calls them, scrubs). He really never learns from the past.

 

[PieceofShet]

He already lowered the difficulty, what a bitch, mr 4th place at evo.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

So I'll let you be the judge, but I'm pretty sure DSP nearly dropped the Jew word and barely caught himself.

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For those who can't listen: "How do I get in there? They won't let me. I'm pretty sure that''s a secret but they won't let me in. They're Je - they're dicks!"

Don't forget, he's reformed! He loves everyone!

I'm honestly trying to think of what else he could've been going for, and I can't, for the life of me.

If I wanted to be generous, maybe 'they're just...' but somehow, I doubt that.

He could've said jerks. He used that insult before. Lay off him when it comes to stuff he didn't even say...unlike saying "nigger"

Not a children's entertainer


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He has an awful singing voice. It really doesn't help that he seems to think it's prettt good.

It still hasn't dawned on him that he's been overpaying for shit internet because it has the word 'business' in it. He eventually figures out when he's been using a 2 dollar word wrong for several months, or playing a game wrong, but this has been going on for the better part of a decade and it seems he will never figure it out.

My theory is that he gets business internet so he can then claim it as a business expense!

I'd pay Phil something like $20 to hang himself if I seriously thought he'd do it.

Ironically, Phil would accept, not understanding that money doesn't mean anything anymore since you'll be dead.

Holy fuck I thought he was going to completely ignore this since it will never affect him in a million years but he already tweeted about it.
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Just when you think he can't sink any lower...

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

Holy fuck I thought he was going to completely ignore this since it will never affect him in a million years but he already tweeted about it.
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Future poll idea: "How long until Phil uses inflation as an excuse to raise the tips goal?"

 

[Wasabi Panda]

It's amazing comparing Roolfmonger or max and their retrospective of Darkstralkers and DSP's.

Bitch can't even say Sasquash correctly

 

[Dona Morte]

AMAZING reading stream from our boi here.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Haven’t you caught on? Phil wants to do everything he can to distance himself from gaming. He’s setting up the longplay - the reacts and hinting at his “aging and arthritis and carpal tunnel”. Phil has proven time and time again that he would rather do nothing and grift than play a video game - hence the Q&A sessions lmao.

Do you think if scopley gave him a contract that gave him both money and credits, as well as a discount for pulls, if he played a gacha game on stream for 2 hours a day, he'll be over the moon?

 

[Hate Army Watch]

Asking about healthbar design is peak Derich (other than tagging pornstars on twitter)

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Asking about healthbar design is peak Derich (other than tagging pornstars on twitter)

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Derich carrying Phil's stream for games like this. What else can you add to running through the 5 different versions of Darkstalkers other than random trivia and shit like health bar differences?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

RYU AI does the DSP special 3 low shorts (or jabs) into a roundhouse (or fierce) DSP does this

every.
single.
fighting.
game.

now "that doesn't combo" "Thats not supposed to combo"

lol, that'll do pig, that'll do

 

[Chef Autism]

Phil's gonna use the overturn as an excuse about why he never fucks Fhat.

"This decision means I can't have....relations with mah m-uh, waife like machoor adults!

No, snowkarl, I can't just use a khandom you idiot, Khet is allergic! Keep it up and you're fuckin banned!"

Edit: bugged spelling mechanics

 

[PieceofShet]

"Look"

Love when he points at the tv, such a fukin retard.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Future poll idea: "How long until Phil uses inflation as an excuse to raise the tips goal?"

And then bans anyone who brings up his tantrum over his dents saying that was the excuse for them not tipping more.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of day stream:

Total tip: $55 (including 1MM $25)

Phil is on a long losing streak to Vega and complains about computer cheating

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Near end of day stream:

Total tip: $55 (including 1MM $25)

Phil is on a long losing streak to Vega and complains about computer cheating



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He finally beat Vega, but is now bitching about how he can't block against Sagat.

4th place, folks.

Also Phil, CPU Vega can lose its claw when fighting you. It doesn't "cheat". You're just retarded.